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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: TNK] * 2
    #21883323 - 07/01/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Because normal, white males are circumcised.

You are the weird one.





Circumcision is really only normal in America.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21883325 - 07/01/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I cant believe you just described how u jack off.

Thats messed up.

But brave too :thumbup:

And gross.

Wish i never read that, the visual, its  burned into my  head!!! Nooo! :crankey:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21883327 - 07/01/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Hayoxp said:
Is this serious?  :awkwardconfusion: get the money upfront n be like "I don't know how to make videos" sorry :goodluckwiththat:





im not a dirtbag.


plus I don't need the money that bad.

if I couldn't feed my son, id do it


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21883328 - 07/01/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
I cant believe you just described how u jack off.

Thats messed up.

But brave too :thumbup:

And gross.

Wish i never read that, the visual, its  burned into my  head!!! Nooo! :crankey:





Well seeing as how 75% of the shroomery is gay, I figured I would easily get away with it

plus, were all adults here. Its not like im posting dick pics or anything or showing examples :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883332 - 07/01/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The truth, I'm not circumcised and will never be. That shit is unnatural and removes many pleasure nerves. Fortunately my dongo is big enough for it to not be a problem at hard level, so the girls can be brought to the yard.


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #21883337 - 07/01/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or just continue to send him random porn videos from xtube or some shit, of a random white male jacking off without showing face, and find an account with multiple videos, then sell him these videos for monies when it's not really you jacking off.

Bill, you're being stupid here, take this dudes money.


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3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21883339 - 07/01/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Hayoxp said:
The truth, I'm not circumcised and will never be. That shit is unnatural and removes many pleasure nerves. Fortunately my dongo is big enough for it to not be a problem at hard level, so the girls can be brought to the yard.





please lets not make this another cut vs uncut thread because we are all biased on how our own dicks are.

even though I agree with you, many people will not and I understand why


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21883343 - 07/01/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Or just continue to send him random porn videos from xtube or some shit, of a random white male jacking off without showing face, and find an account with multiple videos, then sell him these videos for monies when it's not really you jacking off.

Bill, you're being stupid here, take this dudes money.





look, I have money. im not going to take this guys cash if I don't absolutely need to. Plus ill probably just end up buying heroin or other drugs with it.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21883348 - 07/01/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Im uncircumcised too.


And bill i wouldn't bet you are the fastest. i can do it in 15-30 seconds pretty easily as well.

The whole point of masturbating is to finish. After all these years of doing it, i have gotten good enough at it so that i can finish that fast if i want to. Its a mix of good technique, not having blown one in two or three days, and a good porno.


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883352 - 07/01/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Hayoxp said:
The truth, I'm not circumcised and will never be. That shit is unnatural and removes many pleasure nerves. Fortunately my dongo is big enough for it to not be a problem at hard level, so the girls can be brought to the yard.





please lets not make this another cut vs uncut thread because we are all biased on how our own dicks are.

even though I agree with you, many people will not and I understand why





Fair enough :thumbup:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883353 - 07/01/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

but in reality I should just take this dudes money since everyone thinks im a fucking homophobe and hate gay people just because I don't really believe they should be able to adopt..yet. I got a bunch of 0 shroom ratings for my opinion and got flamed to no end so I really should steal this dudes money as a big fuck you to everyone who called me a homophobe and all the other names.


but im not like that. im not taking this guys money so you guys can stop telling me to do it.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21883355 - 07/01/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
Im uncircumcised too.


And bill i wouldn't bet you are the fastest. i can do it in 15-30 seconds pretty easily as well.

The whole point of masturbating is to finish. After all these years of doing it, i have gotten good enough at it so that i can finish that fast if i want to. Its a mix of good technique, not having blown one in two or three days, and a good porno.





True that man.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883356 - 07/01/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
look, I have money. im not going to take this guys cash if I don't absolutely need to. Plus ill probably just end up buying heroin or other drugs with it.




Doesn't matter how much money you have, it's still not enough.

And yeah? So? Let this man finance your drug problem and see how long he'll fap to "Random Average White Male" Videos you send him, until he realizes it's not you.

He'll probably never realize it isn't you, he gets his rocks off with his fantasies of watching you masturbate, and you get paid.

It's a win win for everyone this way. He's already masturbating to your facebook pictures, might as well get paid for it.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21883360 - 07/01/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

he will know its not me because he knows what I look like, though



you do raise a fair point


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineHayoxp
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883377 - 07/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

MilkdudTitties said:
Im uncircumcised too.


And bill i wouldn't bet you are the fastest. i can do it in 15-30 seconds pretty easily as well.

The whole point of masturbating is to finish. After all these years of doing it, i have gotten good enough at it so that i can finish that fast if i want to. Its a mix of good technique, not having blown one in two or three days, and a good porno.





Just edit the porno videos with an audio recording of your voice saying his name and erotic things. He'll fall in love and fund all your drug habits.


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883399 - 07/01/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

What if this dude has a shroomery account and started stalking you on here now too lol
I hear about shit like this a lot like gay dudes trying to pay for Jack off vids and sucking dudes dicks n shit, is it really that hard to find other gay people that you would spend money to have someone let you suck their balls?


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21883401 - 07/01/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

He knows what I look like so that wouldn't work even if I wanted to do that


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #21883408 - 07/01/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

MinnesnowtaNice said:
What if this dude has a shroomery account and started stalking you on here now too lol
I hear about shit like this a lot like gay dudes trying to pay for Jack off vids and sucking dudes dicks n shit, is it really that hard to find other gay people that you would spend money to have someone let you suck their balls?





he doesn't have a shroomery account. Hes from the same state as me and added a friend of mine I grew up with before me. Through him is where he got my facebook.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883433 - 07/01/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was just joking dude lol and if he's gay there is a good chance he's on the shroomery


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883437 - 07/01/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

UPDATE: the dude just messaged me again as soon as I logged on and said "do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"


lol hes getting annoying really fast


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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