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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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So this gay guy just asked me..
    #21883190 - 07/01/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

so this random guy friend requested me on facebook. never met him or anything...hes from the same state though. No idea how he found my page and he starts messaging me randomly just talking to me as if weve been friends for awhile. Asking me how my day was asking me what ive been up to...etc

I was kind of confused as to why someone who has never met me would talk to me randomly...and he would literally talk to me for a long time and sometimes multiple times a day


so today I finally find out. He goes :hey dude I got a random question for ya...if you wanna make some $$ between you and me let me know"...so I ask him what I had to do. He then goes "well to be honest im kind of embarrassed to ask"

at this point I knew he was gay and didn't want him to feel uncomfortable..so I say "lol let me guess you want pictures or something? its cool man don't be embarrassed"

then he says "well that's actually a good idea but I was wondering if you wanted to like take a video of yourself rubbing one out or something"

then again to make the situation least awkward as I can I say "honestly I would man but since ive never met you im just afraid the video could fall into the wrong hands or I could get in trouble or something..im sorry man but trust me don't think its weird I know plenty of people who get down like you, haha"


and then we just casually wrapped up the convo and that was that :shrug:


so yeah, theres my story. just happened about 30 minutes ago.



:cool story bro:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883199 - 07/01/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You have the opportunity to make money by masturbating?


and you turned it down?

:whatwhatwhat:


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21883208 - 07/01/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That will not be the last time you hear from him


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21883214 - 07/01/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

hes been casually talking to me for the past 8-10 days

he said I was hot and only has asked me...some odd reason Im not buying it :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883221 - 07/01/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Money upfront.


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Edited by TNK (02/22/22 22:22 PM)


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883226 - 07/01/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Tell him to paypal you money first, so you can record the video, try to get at least a hundred for it, send the money to your bank so paypal cannot retrieve it, or cancel the transaction, then block him on facebook.


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21883239 - 07/01/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i'd totally pay to watch bill work one out


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883254 - 07/01/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
i'd totally pay to watch bill work one out




Start a gofundme bill.

You've got customers.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883259 - 07/01/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you guys are fucked :lol:

I would never rip this guy off though. I easily could get away with it, but the guy also added a friend of mine on facebook...I asked him how he knew him and he goes "i don't know him nor have I talked to him, honestly I just think hes hot" so if I did rup this guy off, he would certainly send the video of me jacking off to my friend...then im screwed


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineTNK
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883281 - 07/01/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You could wear a horse mask.



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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883282 - 07/01/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't jack off like normal people. When I taught myself to jack off, I had no idea how people did it. I didn't even know what it was, so I completely just did what felt right to me. Maybe im the only one in the world that's actually doing it the right way :lol: (or maybe im the only one doing it wrong, of course)


but seeing as how im uncut, I just did it how it felt right.

instead of using one hand to just rub up and down..what I do is this...(cause im sure you all want to know :lol: ...


I shape my right hand like I were to slap someone...five fingers out. I put that hand on top of my dick, so its just touch the tip. then with my left hand, I shake it/rub it around left to right and all around sort of. I do it in a fast motion so my right hand is stimulating the head of my dick while my left hand is "rubbing it out" I do this until I ejaculate.

the weird thing is, if I want, I can come in like 1 or 2 minutes. If im really horny and haven't jacked off in weeks, I can ejacutlate in 15 seconds or less.


there you have it...now you know im a freakazoid that jacks off against the grain.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883293 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You know people are gonna ask you for a video showing your strange technique now right?


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883294 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:


I shape my right hand like I were to slap someone...five fingers out. I put that hand on top of my dick, so its just touch the tip. then with my left hand, I shake it/rub it around in circles sort of. I do it in a fast motion so my right hand is stimulating the head of my dick while my left hand is "rubbing it out" I do this until I ejaculate.





aaaah, the ol' Rosey Palm


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883296 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

that's a classic. totally not weird.


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21883299 - 07/01/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

If im really horny and haven't jacked off in weeks, I can ejacutlate in 15 seconds or less.





15 seconds?

That could be a world record.


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883312 - 07/01/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I remember when I found out how normal people jack off, I was so shocked. I couldn't tell if I was doing it wrong or they were doing it right. to this day I still don't know. in gradeschool when people would make the jack-off motion or just jack-off jokes in general, I always said in my head "uhp, well I cant relate to that, cause im a freak or you guys are just dumb"


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883314 - 07/01/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
that's a classic. totally not weird.





ah ok. that's nice to know.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineTNK
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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21883315 - 07/01/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Because normal, white males are circumcised.

You are the weird one.


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: TNK]
    #21883320 - 07/01/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
Quote:

If im really horny and haven't jacked off in weeks, I can ejacutlate in 15 seconds or less.





15 seconds?

That could be a world record.





its only when im really horny and haven't jacked in awhile. Its like when you fuck a girl and bust instantly :lol:


but seriously, its funny because I always said to myself that if there was ever a way to hold a contest to see who could jack off the fastest, I would win everytime because of my technique


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: So this gay guy just asked me.. [Re: TNK]
    #21883322 - 07/01/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is this serious?  :awkwardconfusion: get the money upfront n be like "I don't know how to make videos" sorry :goodluckwiththat:


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