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Im Thinking Of Being A Cop.
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I hate cops I truly do but if I was a cop I could be so chill. I was thinking off going so that when I pull over someone like a drunk driver or something I would just sit with them and be a good guy just be like why don't you sleep this one off and I won't charge you. I also plan to educate criminals on their rights like say can I search your car and if they say yes tell them their stupid then educate them on how to deal with cops and about the constitution. I wouldn't arrest anyone except people who are harming outhers like robing killing rapeing or beating peaple. I know some off you hate cops as much as me and are like why the fuck would you join the pigs?
Well if im a cop I would be the kind of cop that carries dank bud and if I found some nasty bud in your car I would switch it for you. I dont think anyone would report me for being nice and letting them go so I can do stuff like that. Idk do you guys think its a good idea? I just wish that all cops were like that and one is better than none.
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No you would be fired. you NEED to adhere to THEM period
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didn't read, ignored user.
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Cops have to take lie detector tests and shit, and they're all some part of a black hating, racist as fuck, boys in blue, group, that all organize and participate in bacon flavored gang bangs.
You will never be allowed on the force unless you swallow their mad loads of bacon and donut flavored semen.
You can try though, let us know how that works out.
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You will never be allowed on the force unless you swallow their mad loads of bacon and donut flavored semen.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Sheekle]
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
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Well I dont care if I got fired im doing it for the people. We need some chill cops and if that means I have to be the only one that's fine with me. Oh and sorry about my grammar and stuff im a little buzzed... But if they use lie detectors it wouldn't work plus I have a huge record like one counts of a felony amount of pot and position of LSD so I doubt they would hire me. Someone should join though but to honestly help, be chill, and not arrest anyone. Give out free joints on 420 like chill stuff.
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You are going to be reviled and hated no matter how cool you try to be. If you pulled me over though I wouldn't give you a hard time.
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Yeah, they wouldn't hire you.
It's pretty common knowledge that a lot of policemen use drugs though. Having a record fucks you though.
Unless you have any felonious hate crimes on your record, to help you.
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police giving away joints?
sounds like a wonderful way to burn every bridge, ever
people will hate you for being an ex-cop, and cops will hate you for trying to be a good person
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And im not saying I would be like the average cop guys. You dont think its a good idea for people like us to be cops? Im wanting to join to help people not arrest them.
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Americans hate their soldiers and police. Fact.
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thewanderer25 said: to help people not arrest them.
 You actually think any police officer won't smell your dirty hippy stink from a mile away?
Cops don't like helping people.
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So you won't arrest people with drugs? You would just rob them huh?
'Be lucky i am not arresting you son, but i have to confiscate this sheet of acid and vial of ketamine'
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They are people too guys. Some are asshats some are amazing people. I feed the majority of are local police force and they are all cool and sound as far as it goes. My buddy used to hang out with a county cop and we would blaze in front of him and sell him moonshine. They are just people and if you treat them as such they will most likely respect you.
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You know how much trouble you can get in as a cop if you pull a drunk driver over and then let them go and they end up getting into a accident?
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undersativaskies said: They are people too guys.
Pigs aren't people, they're just the closest anatomical relative widely available for testing.
We share like 98 percent of the same DNA with pigs, but they're still not people.
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MilkdudTitties said: So you won't arrest people with drugs? You would just rob them huh?
'Be lucky i am not arresting you son, but i have to confiscate this sheet of acid and vial of ketamine'
No im a good person I dont rip people off thats fucked up. I would honestly be more like an undercover stoner sorta the opposite of an undercover cop. But if I didn't pull up like a dick all show me your license and registration people would be able to tell I would be like hey im not trying to bother you but you're obviously drunk as piss so I will follow you to a parking lot and you can pull over and I will drive you home. Like if im a reasonable person people would like me.
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thewanderer25 said: But if I didn't pull up like a dick all show me your license and registration people would be able to tell I would be like hey im not trying to bother you but you're obviously drunk as piss so I will follow you to a parking lot and you can pull over and I will drive you home. Like if im a reasonable person people would like me.
dayum. so you're cool with drunk driving too?
everyone will hate you.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
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Yeah that's fucked up dude, drunk driving isn't cool.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
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Im not cool with it I just don't think you should be arrested for it thats why I would drive her home instead of to jail.
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reasonable people don't become cops.
Cops don't think of criminals as people, they view them as scum and we don't think of cops as people. We consider them to be no better than the swine they are named after
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You can't drive like that so if I found out I would pull you over and take you home and just be like other officers are retarded so dont do this again you're very lucky it was me and not them. If they did it more than once I would have a problem but I would at least give them a chance.
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I know that cops are bad people (generally) but if I was one I might be able to actually change something. Gandhi said you have to be the change you want to see in people and thats what im trying to do.
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Dude you probably wouldn't even be able to get through the academy, lets face it.
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Yeah because fuck arresting someone and throwing them in jail for recklessly endangering the lives of others.
If a drunk driver crashes into a tree and kills himself no one cares.
The fact is that drunk drivers kill others, and often entire families, and rarely ever kill themselves, is the issue.
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OP calling dispatch as a cop
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The fact is that drunk drivers kill others, and often entire families, and rarely ever kill themselves, is the issue.
yup. Being drunk makes you much less susceptible to bone-breakage and trauma, because your muscles remain loose.
thats how Omar Little survived a six story fall
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21883326 - 07/01/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP would be worst cop in history.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
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If OP really wanted to help, he'd go chris dorner on his local police force, instead of this stupid ass highdea he got.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
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TheNatureKid said: OP would be worst cop in history.
Thats the point man I hate what they do so I would do the opposite of what I hate. I dont want to arrest anyone but people who deserve it (murderers, rapists, cops, ect...) They would fire me if I did make it but still I would have helped someone in the process.
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TheNatureKid said: OP would be worst cop in history.
Thats the point man I hate what they do so I would do the opposite of what I hate. I dont want to arrest anyone but people who deserve it (murderers, rapists, cops, ect...) They would fire me if I did make it but still I would have helped someone in the process.
if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
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Anybody can citizens arrest a murderer, rapist, pedophile, etc,
You don't need to be a cop to do those things.
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Police officers are predators by definition. What you're saying is like "I'm gonna be a pest exterminator but just like encourage the bugs to leave".
I forgot the exact statistic but only 10-30 percent (closer to ten) are the violent offender criminals that everybody can agree should be put away. 70-90 percent are just non violent offenders (Posession, tickets, expired lisences and all the non victim "criminals") of people with fuckin families who are being sacrificed and extorted to a system which literally rewards these arrests with job security and more funding.
The legal system is way beyond fucked and if you join in with those sentiments, you will either get fucked, have fun for a while then get fucked, or adhere to their fascist protocols. Do you get it? They exist to extort money from us and protect the political class from the kind of anarchy that would put them out.
In the process of doing that, you would indirectly help the people you want to help SOME of the time. Don't pretend otherwise. It didn't start like that, it just became like that as financial interest slowly took complete control of major governing bodies. Be realistic
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Gresh said: if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people
Fixed.
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bah, i was gonna correct myself, but you were too quick
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Gresh said: if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people, that instigated deadly force
Fixed.
Now its fixed. Because cops roll out every day, "hey, lets shoot some fucking niggets!"
Cmon
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
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TheNatureKid said: Anybody can citizens arrest a murderer, rapist, pedophile, etc,
You don't need to be a cop to do those things.
True im just being stupid I would be fired if I ever got through the training and they would know im not one of them. Its just imagine a town with a cop that is actually there to help and not be a power hungry dickwad.
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Don't me so serious and literal.
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Gresh said: if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people
Fixed.
Give the "shooting black people" a rest, you're making yourself look foolish. CNN does the same propaganda 24/7 now so the same nonsense is flowing to millions of people.
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myc_check1212 said: Now its fixed. Because cops roll out every day, "hey, lets shoot some fucking niggets!"
Deadly force?
 inb4 koods and pris#1 get here.
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Gresh said: if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people, that instigated deadly force
Fixed.
Now its fixed. Because cops roll out every day, "hey, lets shoot some fucking niggets!"
Cmon

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I've thought about being a cop too because I have a clean record and it might be fun to drive around and fuck with people all day, then go home and trip my balls off every night. No one could fuck with me, I am the law!
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MinnesnowtaNice said: I've thought about being a cop too because I have a clean record and it might be fun to drive around and fuck with people all day, then go home and trip my balls off every night. No one could fuck with me, I am the law!
Spoken like a true Ricky
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Police are fucked in my opinion... fuck them all with a broom stick handle all the way up into their spines through their necks....
It is an easy way to get a job though... most cops are high school dropouts that wanted a semi easy job.
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MinnesnowtaNice said: I've thought about being a cop too because I have a clean record and it might be fun to drive around and fuck with people all day, then go home and trip my balls off every night. No one could fuck with me, I am the law!
No man it would be to like give people advice and get them out of trouble. Like to truly help someone and if that means getting fired so be it but at least I did the right thing. Unless you were an actual (not easily fixed) danger to the public you would be fine. But I would do everything in my power to be nice and keep you out of jail and maybe even hook you up once in while. I would arrest dealers who rip people off and all the stoners would know me so I would ask them anybody ripping people off or selling bunk shit? I would go after those guys but that's about it as far as drug people and if your fucked up and driving I wouldn't let you drive but I would take you home and not to jail. If I saw someone beating their wife or something I would take you to jail.
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Yea I was joking man, but im honestly that's not really possible they have to make a certain amount of arrests no matter what, so you would definitely have to arrest people who didn't deserve it otherwise you would get fired pretty quick
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WTF no wonder there such dicks they really get fired if they basicly dont troll enough stoners thats fucked up.
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Never been trolled by a cop, just hassled. They are dicks because that is how they keep their job and pay the pills.
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It is called an arrest quota.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
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OP just wants to beCUM a cop so he can come to every shroomerites house and arrest us so he can "confiscate the exotic psychedelic stashes"
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883584 - 07/01/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
They know their constitutional rights yet stomp on the flag that represents and protects those rights.
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#21883605 - 07/01/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm thinking of becoming a cop car.
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#21883607 - 07/01/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
They know their constitutional rights yet stomp on the flag that represents and protects those rights. 
Most of them THINK they know their legal rights, but in many cases they truly don't, it usually leads to a escalation of events which can go very bad for both suspect and cop.
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#21883614 - 07/01/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That doesn't mean the arresting officer understands their "rights" either.
It is the blind leading the blind.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883629 - 07/01/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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All you need to know is you have the right to remain silent and you have the right to ask if you are being detained, and why.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883633 - 07/01/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: That doesn't mean the arresting officer understands their "rights" either.
It is the blind leading the blind.
Except they probably do. Whether they choose to follow them or not
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
They know their constitutional rights yet stomp on the flag that represents and protects those rights. 
Most of them THINK they know their legal rights, but in many cases they truly don't, it usually leads to a escalation of events which can go very bad for both suspect and cop.
Precisely
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21883643 - 07/01/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Great Idea m8! Taking one for the team... will never be forgotten!
see folks this is a stand up dude and will be socially accepted. Hes gonna work hard, to work his way up the chain of command. And then, it will be our turn, to have infiltrated,"Their" organization(s).
don't forget where you came from, Son!
now, about that "do not pull-over" List....
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: LewDoja]
#21883650 - 07/01/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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To the police picture in OP's sig
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When a cop pulls me over I give them my license and registration and then say nothing but am I being detained. If you say nothing the lawyers can get the charges dropped I follow lawful commands and film all encounters. Also never roll your window down fully they can make up that they smell weed or alcohol and detain you.
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thewanderer25 said: Well if im a cop I would be the kind of cop that carries dank bud and if I found some nasty bud in your car I would switch it for you. I dont think anyone would report me for being nice and letting them go so I can do stuff like that. Idk do you guys think its a good idea? I just wish that all cops were like that and one is better than none.
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Knowing the law is not a requirement to become a police officer. That is only a requirement for lawyers
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True but if you know what to do you can make it so they have to drop your charges because they violated your rights. But i'm not going to be a cop being around filthy swine disgusts me.
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thewanderer25 said: When a cop pulls me over I give them my license and registration and then say nothing but am I being detained. If you say nothing the lawyers can get the charges dropped I follow lawful commands and film all encounters. Also never roll your window down fully they can make up that they smell weed or alcohol and detain you.
But why start with that, why not wait to see if the situation is going to escalate before immediately making them suspicious. Especially if you were to have something on you, or drunk/high.
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Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
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I was really really high when I planned this. In my head I thought I would be like the stoner version of james bond they would call me james bong lmao. But it would be cool to infiltrate them and do some good that was my plans but I was far to high to realize that would never work.
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I wanted to be a cop at one point because I wanted to be the good cop too, until I realized they do what they do because it is still a job and they have to, so I wouldn't have a choice but to enforce the same things they do even if I disagreed with them.
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Had I not been retarded when I was 18 I could have been a cop my friend basically was like you've taken shrooms twice the lie detector will go off now it's like you've e'd twice the soul collector will go off
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thewanderer25 said: Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
That is completely incorrect.
If you dont stop right away, prepare for a ticket that reads failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I've gotten one myself.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21887693 - 07/02/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
That is completely incorrect.
If you dont stop right away, prepare for a ticket that reads failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I've gotten one myself.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21887711 - 07/02/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You are going in the joint for a long long time, if you do that. Don't think that people will always respond to your kindness with kindness. Don't fool yourself.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21887718 - 07/02/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
That is completely incorrect.
If you dont stop right away, prepare for a ticket that reads failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I've gotten one myself.
whoosh
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21887723 - 07/02/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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its from fear n loathing 
Edited by Adolin (07/02/15 12:26 PM)
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