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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883629 - 07/01/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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All you need to know is you have the right to remain silent and you have the right to ask if you are being detained, and why.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883633 - 07/01/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: That doesn't mean the arresting officer understands their "rights" either.
It is the blind leading the blind.
Except they probably do. Whether they choose to follow them or not
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
They know their constitutional rights yet stomp on the flag that represents and protects those rights. 
Most of them THINK they know their legal rights, but in many cases they truly don't, it usually leads to a escalation of events which can go very bad for both suspect and cop.
Precisely
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21883643 - 07/01/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Great Idea m8! Taking one for the team... will never be forgotten!
see folks this is a stand up dude and will be socially accepted. Hes gonna work hard, to work his way up the chain of command. And then, it will be our turn, to have infiltrated,"Their" organization(s).
don't forget where you came from, Son!
now, about that "do not pull-over" List....
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: LewDoja]
#21883650 - 07/01/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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To the police picture in OP's sig
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thewanderer25
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When a cop pulls me over I give them my license and registration and then say nothing but am I being detained. If you say nothing the lawyers can get the charges dropped I follow lawful commands and film all encounters. Also never roll your window down fully they can make up that they smell weed or alcohol and detain you.
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thewanderer25 said: Well if im a cop I would be the kind of cop that carries dank bud and if I found some nasty bud in your car I would switch it for you. I dont think anyone would report me for being nice and letting them go so I can do stuff like that. Idk do you guys think its a good idea? I just wish that all cops were like that and one is better than none.
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Knowing the law is not a requirement to become a police officer. That is only a requirement for lawyers
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True but if you know what to do you can make it so they have to drop your charges because they violated your rights. But i'm not going to be a cop being around filthy swine disgusts me.
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thewanderer25 said: When a cop pulls me over I give them my license and registration and then say nothing but am I being detained. If you say nothing the lawyers can get the charges dropped I follow lawful commands and film all encounters. Also never roll your window down fully they can make up that they smell weed or alcohol and detain you.
But why start with that, why not wait to see if the situation is going to escalate before immediately making them suspicious. Especially if you were to have something on you, or drunk/high.
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Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
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I was really really high when I planned this. In my head I thought I would be like the stoner version of james bond they would call me james bong lmao. But it would be cool to infiltrate them and do some good that was my plans but I was far to high to realize that would never work.
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I wanted to be a cop at one point because I wanted to be the good cop too, until I realized they do what they do because it is still a job and they have to, so I wouldn't have a choice but to enforce the same things they do even if I disagreed with them.
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Had I not been retarded when I was 18 I could have been a cop my friend basically was like you've taken shrooms twice the lie detector will go off now it's like you've e'd twice the soul collector will go off
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thewanderer25 said: Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
That is completely incorrect.
If you dont stop right away, prepare for a ticket that reads failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I've gotten one myself.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21887693 - 07/02/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
That is completely incorrect.
If you dont stop right away, prepare for a ticket that reads failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I've gotten one myself.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21887711 - 07/02/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You are going in the joint for a long long time, if you do that. Don't think that people will always respond to your kindness with kindness. Don't fool yourself.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21887718 - 07/02/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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thewanderer25 said: Thats just what they want you to do few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at a high speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
That is completely incorrect.
If you dont stop right away, prepare for a ticket that reads failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I've gotten one myself.
whoosh
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21887723 - 07/02/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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its from fear n loathing 
Edited by Adolin (07/02/15 12:26 PM)
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