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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
#21883394 - 07/01/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Anybody can citizens arrest a murderer, rapist, pedophile, etc,
You don't need to be a cop to do those things.
True im just being stupid I would be fired if I ever got through the training and they would know im not one of them. Its just imagine a town with a cop that is actually there to help and not be a power hungry dickwad.
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Don't me so serious and literal.
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Gresh said: if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people
Fixed.
Give the "shooting black people" a rest, you're making yourself look foolish. CNN does the same propaganda 24/7 now so the same nonsense is flowing to millions of people.
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myc_check1212 said: Now its fixed. Because cops roll out every day, "hey, lets shoot some fucking niggets!"
Deadly force?
 inb4 koods and pris#1 get here.
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Gresh said: if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people, that instigated deadly force
Fixed.
Now its fixed. Because cops roll out every day, "hey, lets shoot some fucking niggets!"
Cmon

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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
#21883423 - 07/01/15 03:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've thought about being a cop too because I have a clean record and it might be fun to drive around and fuck with people all day, then go home and trip my balls off every night. No one could fuck with me, I am the law!
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MinnesnowtaNice said: I've thought about being a cop too because I have a clean record and it might be fun to drive around and fuck with people all day, then go home and trip my balls off every night. No one could fuck with me, I am the law!
Spoken like a true Ricky
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Police are fucked in my opinion... fuck them all with a broom stick handle all the way up into their spines through their necks....
It is an easy way to get a job though... most cops are high school dropouts that wanted a semi easy job.
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MinnesnowtaNice said: I've thought about being a cop too because I have a clean record and it might be fun to drive around and fuck with people all day, then go home and trip my balls off every night. No one could fuck with me, I am the law!
No man it would be to like give people advice and get them out of trouble. Like to truly help someone and if that means getting fired so be it but at least I did the right thing. Unless you were an actual (not easily fixed) danger to the public you would be fine. But I would do everything in my power to be nice and keep you out of jail and maybe even hook you up once in while. I would arrest dealers who rip people off and all the stoners would know me so I would ask them anybody ripping people off or selling bunk shit? I would go after those guys but that's about it as far as drug people and if your fucked up and driving I wouldn't let you drive but I would take you home and not to jail. If I saw someone beating their wife or something I would take you to jail.
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Yea I was joking man, but im honestly that's not really possible they have to make a certain amount of arrests no matter what, so you would definitely have to arrest people who didn't deserve it otherwise you would get fired pretty quick
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WTF no wonder there such dicks they really get fired if they basicly dont troll enough stoners thats fucked up.
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Haha I love supertroopers
Never been trolled by a cop, just hassled. They are dicks because that is how they keep their job and pay the pills.
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It is called an arrest quota.
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Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist]
#21883566 - 07/01/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883578 - 07/01/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP just wants to beCUM a cop so he can come to every shroomerites house and arrest us so he can "confiscate the exotic psychedelic stashes"
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman]
#21883584 - 07/01/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
They know their constitutional rights yet stomp on the flag that represents and protects those rights.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist] 1
#21883605 - 07/01/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm thinking of becoming a cop car.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Herbologist] 1
#21883607 - 07/01/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Herbologist said:
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Herbologist said: Theyre dicks cause they have to deal with fuck heads every day.
That's a very large part of it for sure, now everybody is turning into a "I know my constitutional rights" Utube expert that they come into contact with on a daily basis.
They know their constitutional rights yet stomp on the flag that represents and protects those rights. 
Most of them THINK they know their legal rights, but in many cases they truly don't, it usually leads to a escalation of events which can go very bad for both suspect and cop.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: qman] 1
#21883614 - 07/01/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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That doesn't mean the arresting officer understands their "rights" either.
It is the blind leading the blind.
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