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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21883253 - 07/01/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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So you won't arrest people with drugs? You would just rob them huh?


'Be lucky i am not arresting you son, but i have to confiscate this sheet of acid and vial of ketamine'



No im a good person I dont rip people off thats fucked up. I would honestly be more like an undercover stoner sorta the opposite of an undercover cop. But if I didn't pull up like a dick all show me your license and registration people would be able to tell I would be like hey im not trying to bother you but you're obviously drunk as piss so I will follow you to a parking lot and you can pull over and I will drive you home. Like if im a reasonable person people would like me.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #21883261 - 07/01/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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thewanderer25 said:
But if I didn't pull up like a dick all show me your license and registration people would be able to tell I would be like hey im not trying to bother you but you're obviously drunk as piss so I will follow you to a parking lot and you can pull over and I will drive you home. Like if im a reasonable person people would like me.





dayum. so you're cool with drunk driving too?


everyone will hate you.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883263 - 07/01/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah that's fucked up dude, drunk driving isn't cool.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883268 - 07/01/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Im not cool with it I just don't think you should be arrested for it thats why I would drive her home instead of to jail.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #21883270 - 07/01/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

reasonable people don't become cops.

Cops don't think of criminals as people, they view them as scum and we don't think of cops as people. We consider them to be no better than the swine they are named after


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21883278 - 07/01/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You can't drive like that so if I found out I would pull you over and take you home and just be like other officers are retarded so dont do this again you're very lucky it was me and not them. If they did it more than once I would have a problem but I would at least give them a chance.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21883291 - 07/01/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I know that cops are bad people (generally) but if I was one I might be able to actually change something. Gandhi said you have to be the change you want to see in people and thats what im trying to do.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25] * 2
    #21883292 - 07/01/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dude you probably wouldn't even be able to get through the academy, lets face it. :lolsy:


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21883309 - 07/01/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah because fuck arresting someone and throwing them in jail for recklessly endangering the lives of others.

If a drunk driver crashes into a tree and kills himself no one cares.

The fact is that drunk drivers kill others, and often entire families, and rarely ever kill themselves, is the issue.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #21883313 - 07/01/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



OP calling dispatch as a cop


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21883319 - 07/01/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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The fact is that drunk drivers kill others, and often entire families, and rarely ever kill themselves, is the issue.




yup. Being drunk makes you much less susceptible to bone-breakage and trauma, because your muscles remain loose.

thats how Omar Little survived a six story fall


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883326 - 07/01/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP would be worst cop in history.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
    #21883340 - 07/01/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If OP really wanted to help, he'd go chris dorner on his local police force, instead of this stupid ass highdea he got.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: TNK]
    #21883346 - 07/01/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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OP would be worst cop in history.



Thats the point man I hate what they do so I would do the opposite of what I hate. I dont want to arrest anyone but people who deserve it (murderers, rapists, cops, ect...) They would fire me if I did make it but still I would have helped someone in the process.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25]
    #21883359 - 07/01/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
OP would be worst cop in history.



Thats the point man I hate what they do so I would do the opposite of what I hate. I dont want to arrest anyone but people who deserve it (murderers, rapists, cops, ect...) They would fire me if I did make it but still I would have helped someone in the process.





if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
    #21883362 - 07/01/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Anybody can citizens arrest a murderer, rapist, pedophile, etc,

You don't need to be a cop to do those things.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #21883364 - 07/01/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Police officers are predators by definition. What you're saying is like "I'm gonna be a pest exterminator but just like encourage the bugs to leave".

I forgot the exact statistic but only 10-30 percent (closer to ten) are the violent offender criminals that everybody can agree should be put away. 70-90 percent are just non violent offenders (Posession, tickets, expired lisences and all the non victim "criminals") of people with fuckin families who are being sacrificed and extorted to a system which literally rewards these arrests with job security and more funding.

The legal system is way beyond fucked and if you join in with those sentiments, you will either get fucked, have fun for a while then get fucked, or adhere to their fascist protocols. Do you get it? They exist to extort money from us and protect the political class from the kind of anarchy that would put them out.

In the process of doing that, you would indirectly help the people you want to help SOME of the time. Don't pretend otherwise. It didn't start like that, it just became like that as financial interest slowly took complete control of major governing bodies. Be realistic


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #21883365 - 07/01/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people




Fixed.


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21883378 - 07/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

bah, i was gonna correct myself, but you were too quick

:highfive:


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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21883388 - 07/01/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Gresh said:
if you want to arrest people that actually deserve it, the only way to do that is to climb the rank ladder by arresting people that don't. shooting black people, that instigated deadly force




Fixed.




Now its fixed. Because cops roll out every day, "hey, lets shoot some fucking niggets!"

Cmon


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