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thewanderer25
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Im Thinking Of Being A Cop.
#21883155 - 07/01/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hate cops I truly do but if I was a cop I could be so chill. I was thinking off going so that when I pull over someone like a drunk driver or something I would just sit with them and be a good guy just be like why don't you sleep this one off and I won't charge you. I also plan to educate criminals on their rights like say can I search your car and if they say yes tell them their stupid then educate them on how to deal with cops and about the constitution. I wouldn't arrest anyone except people who are harming outhers like robing killing rapeing or beating peaple. I know some off you hate cops as much as me and are like why the fuck would you join the pigs?
Well if im a cop I would be the kind of cop that carries dank bud and if I found some nasty bud in your car I would switch it for you. I dont think anyone would report me for being nice and letting them go so I can do stuff like that. Idk do you guys think its a good idea? I just wish that all cops were like that and one is better than none.
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BoomerMan420
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No you would be fired. you NEED to adhere to THEM period
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: BoomerMan420] 8
#21883168 - 07/01/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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didn't read, ignored user.
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Psychonautica
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: BoomerMan420] 1
#21883169 - 07/01/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cops have to take lie detector tests and shit, and they're all some part of a black hating, racist as fuck, boys in blue, group, that all organize and participate in bacon flavored gang bangs.
You will never be allowed on the force unless you swallow their mad loads of bacon and donut flavored semen.
You can try though, let us know how that works out.
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Sheekle
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sounds like an overly-idealist idea
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Adolin




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Quote:
Psychonautica said:
You will never be allowed on the force unless you swallow their mad loads of bacon and donut flavored semen.
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Sheekle]
#21883181 - 07/01/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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MilkdudTitties
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21883183 - 07/01/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gresh said: didn't read, ignored user.

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thewanderer25
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Re: Im Thinking Of Being A Cop. [Re: Adolin]
#21883196 - 07/01/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well I dont care if I got fired im doing it for the people. We need some chill cops and if that means I have to be the only one that's fine with me. Oh and sorry about my grammar and stuff im a little buzzed... But if they use lie detectors it wouldn't work plus I have a huge record like one counts of a felony amount of pot and position of LSD so I doubt they would hire me. Someone should join though but to honestly help, be chill, and not arrest anyone. Give out free joints on 420 like chill stuff.
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myc_check1212
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You are going to be reviled and hated no matter how cool you try to be. If you pulled me over though I wouldn't give you a hard time.
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Psychonautica
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Yeah, they wouldn't hire you.
It's pretty common knowledge that a lot of policemen use drugs though. Having a record fucks you though.
Unless you have any felonious hate crimes on your record, to help you.
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Adolin




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police giving away joints?
sounds like a wonderful way to burn every bridge, ever
people will hate you for being an ex-cop, and cops will hate you for trying to be a good person
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thewanderer25
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And im not saying I would be like the average cop guys. You dont think its a good idea for people like us to be cops? Im wanting to join to help people not arrest them.
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myc_check1212
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Americans hate their soldiers and police. Fact.
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Psychonautica
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thewanderer25 said: to help people not arrest them.
 You actually think any police officer won't smell your dirty hippy stink from a mile away?
Cops don't like helping people.
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So you won't arrest people with drugs? You would just rob them huh?
'Be lucky i am not arresting you son, but i have to confiscate this sheet of acid and vial of ketamine'
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They are people too guys. Some are asshats some are amazing people. I feed the majority of are local police force and they are all cool and sound as far as it goes. My buddy used to hang out with a county cop and we would blaze in front of him and sell him moonshine. They are just people and if you treat them as such they will most likely respect you.
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You know how much trouble you can get in as a cop if you pull a drunk driver over and then let them go and they end up getting into a accident?
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Psychonautica
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Quote:
undersativaskies said: They are people too guys.
Pigs aren't people, they're just the closest anatomical relative widely available for testing.
We share like 98 percent of the same DNA with pigs, but they're still not people.
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