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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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So I just got offered a new job...
#21883061 - 07/01/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll be making damn near double what I do now.. I can make double what I make right now, even if I only work part time, that's how good of a job it is. There's just one issue...
I have to piss clean.. Now normally, this totally wouldn't be an issue, but my birthday is in a week.. Literally a week, from today, would be my birthday... I'm really bummed out now because I can't even celebrate my birthday basically, If I'm around any of my friends, they'll be smoking in front of me.. On my fucking birthday.. D: It's normally not an issue to me, to not smoke weed, I've gone months without smoking.. But like.. I cant even celebrate my fucking birthday.. Shit fucking dicks batman...
Is it worth it? I mean... Birthdays only happen once a year.. but like.. This job opportunity only happens once in a life time...
I'm thinking I'll just wait until I piss clean, get the job, and then double celebrate because I missed out on a birthday celebration, and I'll also be celebrating a new job..
I can't even go home to see my family because my dad smokes weed... I know he'll want to smoke with me on my birthday.. Fuck D:
I went from being super stoked about this new job to being mildly depressed about missing out on my birthday 
Oh well, I mean... It's just another day. Help me stay strong here guys.
Also mushrooms are totally okay to do right? They don't piss test for mushies am I correct?
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: Psychonautica]
#21883086 - 07/01/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What are you 5?
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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JvF
Fletcher Detcher


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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: Psychonautica]
#21883089 - 07/01/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mushrooms are totally fine, but fuck pissing clean.
Get some quick fix- its powdered urine you mix together the day of.
Works like a charm, even for probation
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#21883091 - 07/01/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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this is a joke right?
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: Shiithead]
#21883094 - 07/01/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shiithead said: What are you 5?
In a week I'll be turning 5.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: Psychonautica]
#21883097 - 07/01/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol didn't realize it was you..never posting in your threads again i hate you
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: shadyy] 1
#21883117 - 07/01/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks bby you too <3
Also I love your signature lmfao. I saw that episode of to catch a predator hahaha.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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LewDoja
mad $cientist, ganjacologist



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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: Psychonautica]
#21883755 - 07/01/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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synthetic urine and always keep one in car with extra hand warmers. tho "workers' comp " wouldn't be happening.
not sure bout every where - but here they cannot watch you piss for employment, like they do for probation. and are usually taken at hospitals, or the Probation's Public Urinal
*****story-time **** Please skip ahead if you're too old for "story-time" any more*** ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (funny story, buddy of mine (RIP MB) needed a security clearance to do some work in a federal building; but walks in hands lady the front the papers, a dude waves him over to the lue, hands him cup, and just stands there looking at their mirror! by this time buddys freaking out so he whips it out and waits ....... says he can't go right now maybe some water will help and this is normal in these places, so the exit buddy grabs drink dude wanders away. Mean while sipping water dude tells him oh yeah your here on business heres your cup .... buddy's like "ummm let me finish this cup for a min " to play it cool. the End
That stuff works great, can even be put in the Refr and used later, if it was a false alarm and didn't need it. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Re: So I just got offered a new job... [Re: LewDoja]
#21883771 - 07/01/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I work on computers, this is a computer administrator job. If I injure myself in a fucking office, working on computers I'll probably just deal with it.
Also I'm not that retarded so I doubt it.
I've considered the synthetic urine thing, but I'm already clean so I might as well actually do this.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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