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You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do
#21880865 - 06/30/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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For the straight guys, what do you do, in all honesty? I want to know what is the percentage of guys who would actually get up and approach her.
So in all honesty, if this scenario happened to you tomorrow, would you be like me and just give a meek smile and instantly look down at the ground, or would you give her a confident smile back with a possibility that you'll approach her in the near future, or would you immediately find a way to go say hi to her?
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak] 4
#21880872 - 06/30/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Make eye contact for an uncomfortably long period of time. Do not break your gaze away.
Then follow her home.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak] 1
#21880874 - 06/30/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Some un related shit storm inc.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak]
#21880877 - 06/30/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd flip the desk I was sitting at over and stand up in a furious gesture, point at her and loudly say "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT?!?!"
Then I'd stomp my way over to the desk she was sitting at, and toss the books off of it and stand on top, say "YOU GOT ANY OTHER FUNNY LOOKS YOU WANNA GIVE ME, FUCKING BITCH?!?". I'd look around at the startled audience and repeatedly shout "DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT ME?" about 3 or 4 times
Then I'd stomp on her fingers, get off the desk and walk a few feet back, turn around to throw some coins at her face really hard, and say "keep the change, bitch." - dust my shoulders off and continue on my merry way
Also, no STAL invalid poll
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak]
#21880880 - 06/30/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ignore her and if she does it again call her a slut and then hit on her 30 minutes later and you should be able to get laid. Common sense really.
For real though it depends on what you want. If you are trying to get laid then play the game and get laid. If you want to see what shes all about then walk up to her and shoot the shit.
Either way if you have to ask then it most likely won't work so don't get your hopes up. But there is safety in numbers so if you continue to do this then you should eventually get your dick wet, and all will be right in the world again.
Good luck OP
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: Big Bear]
#21880889 - 06/30/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Big Bear said: Ignore her and if she does it again call her a slut and then hit on her 30 minutes later and you should be able to get laid. Common sense really.
For real though it depends on what you want. If you are trying to get laid then play the game and get laid. If you want to see what shes all about then walk up to her and shoot the shit.
Either way if you have to ask then it most likely won't work so don't get your hopes up. But there is safety in numbers so if you continue to do this then you should eventually get your dick wet, and all will be right in the world again.
Good luck OP
Lol i'm well aware. I'm a guy who's a bit lacking in balls, and I'm aware of what I need to do to fix that shit.
But I make this thread because I want to know... from her perspective, how often does she expect a guy to approach her when she looks at someone that she presumably likes and smiles at him?
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak] 1
#21880894 - 06/30/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I want to know why DSHSB wasn't included as an option. This is an outrage. Also no STAL.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak]
#21880895 - 06/30/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahah oh shit ur evenbreak i just realized
dude wtf why do u only come to the shroomery for advice on how to be less awkward, the shroomery is full of weird crazy hallucinogen users. u should join some social anxiety forum or something
i mean keep coming here too and all, but fuk dude, all ur threads r so boring
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: nicechrisman] 1
#21880898 - 06/30/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: I want to know why DSHSB wasn't included as an option. This is an outrage. Also no STAL.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: Sheekle]
#21880901 - 06/30/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: hahah oh shit ur evenbreak i just realized
dude wtf why do u only come to the shroomery for advice on how to be less awkward, the shroomery is full of weird crazy hallucinogen users. u should join some social anxiety forum or something
i mean keep coming here too and all, but fuk dude, all ur threads r so boring
iuno.. i used to go to those forums but they're all bitches.. rather get advice from crazy trippers tbh, because i'm a crazy tripper too
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak]
#21880905 - 06/30/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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and this thread isn't for advice. I honestly just want to get a feel for often girls e xpect to be approached
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak]
#21880906 - 06/30/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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man my first post in here was a fail i thought everyone was gonna be like "OH SHEEKLE UR SO FUNNY AND POPULAR HAHAHAHA"
wat a ripoff, got fkn jippd with dis shit
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: nicechrisman]
#21880917 - 06/30/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just for the record, a smile doesn't mean she likes you. I smile at most every female i make awkward eye contact with, in hopes it will get me laid...tho it doesnt usually. A simple smile means nothing, and most of the time they probably arent even expecting to be approached so if you don't want to be considered a creep make your approach count.
I am in a relationship with the girl I most likely will marry and spend the next 10+ years with. I can assure you, the only way to get a lasting and meaningful relationship is to do a lot of talking and spending time together. You should just walk up and ask their name and start talking. Even if they don't bang you most of them wont be so mean that they straight up ignore you.
Also maybe try lowering your standards for a while and going out and banging some fatties. It will help build your self esteem, help you realize women are whores, and help you learn that pussy aint gold...gold is gold.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: evenbreak]
#21880922 - 06/30/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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evenbreak said: and this thread isn't for advice. I honestly just want to get a feel for often girls e xpect to be approached
OP, you originally stated this thread was intended for straight dudes to answer... but now you are asking for insight to a meek-sounding girl who spends time in a library.
Makes my brain hurt.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: Detached]
#21880941 - 06/30/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Penis, penis in you're mouth.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: TNK]
#21880947 - 06/30/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: Penis, penis in you're mouth.
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: Detached]
#21880950 - 06/30/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I always just walk up to a girl I like and say "hey we whent to school together right"? Then she says "no" and im just like "ohh thats too bad whats your name you look like thi girl I used to date". Works every time...
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: Detached]
#21880951 - 06/30/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did I do it wrong?
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: TNK]
#21880968 - 06/30/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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you're = "you are"
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Re: You're sitting down at library. Cute girl across makes eye contact and smiles at you. What do you do [Re: psi]
#21880978 - 06/30/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're a grammar nazi.
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