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MushyMatt
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She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
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Acaterpillar
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You don't. Let her sleep.
If you're incredibly horny just go to the bathroom and jerk off.
Then appreciate what consensual physical contact you're getting for the time being.
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Bill_Oreilly
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aw man I hate the cuddle-teases
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Only advice I can give is be patient. Stop thinking with your dick.
If she's cuddling it more than likely means she wants you. Don't blow it by trying to force things.
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Good advice from everyone..
Except Bill of course
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Bill_Oreilly
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I didn't try to give great advice because what I was going to say was cleared up by the first response. So I decided to go a more honest-opinionated route.
damn whats with the hate?
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I'm just messing with ya bcus everyone hates on you. I don't post much and i get along with everyone bcus i dont troll and I'm good friends with a lot of members. But your "am i retarded" thread was just ridiculous. So i had to mess with ya a little.
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We cuddled for like 7 hours. When she woke up a little bit ago she ended up taking my shirt off and she was wearing my shirt and took it off. Was honestly so nice having cuddles again. She just left for work, and with a bit of flirting she reassured me that it is going to happen again. God damn this girl is going to be the death of me...
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Enjoy it before she rips your heart out and shits where it used to be.
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Awww. I agree with the above posters, and u did the right thing by not jumping her bones. Just take it slow...not too slow..but you will know when she is ready for sex. Sounds like a good woman and you could possibly have a relationship brewing.
Text or call her later on to let her know you enjoyed spending the nighg with her and ask how her day went. I am probably one of the only female perspectives you're going to get in this thread.
But I love cuddling too. My favorite part of my day is when my man comes home from work and we watch t.v. have sex and/or cuddle. Best of luck to u guys. Keep me posted on how things go with her. Feel free to PM me if you want.
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SirShroomsAlott said: Enjoy it before she rips your heart out and shits where it used to be.
This X1000
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Bill_Oreilly
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MushyMatt said: We cuddled for like 7 hours. When she woke up a little bit ago she ended up taking my shirt off and she was wearing my shirt and took it off. Was honestly so nice having cuddles again. She just left for work, and with a bit of flirting she reassured me that it is going to happen again. God damn this girl is going to be the death of me...
Sounds like she was waiting for you to make a move.
If you want to get laid you need to man up and go for the kill. When youre cuddling whisper in her ear "you turn me on babe" "i gotta be honest im pretty horny right now" or you can start by kissing her on the cheek or forehead when the time is right so she knows you mean business. Very few girls take it in their own hands to make a move because society has trained them to believe its the mans job.
If you get rejected, just be like "sorry I thought all this cuddling was leading up to something more"
then move onto the next one because you have a prude/tease on your hands.
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Enjoy the feeling of love. Sex can be good, but it's truly amazing if you love them. Don't try and get ahead of where you are relationship wise. A big rush can really mess things up.
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Achillita said: Enjoy the feeling of love. Sex can be good, but it's truly amazing if you love them. Don't try and get ahead of where you are relationship wise. A big rush can really mess things up.
he never said he loved her. all he said was that he hasn't gotten laid for a long time.
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Ahhh man enjoy those cuddles.
Its nice to get your dick wet, but the cuddle means more. What i would do for a chill ass chick to cuddle with and watch movies on a rainy day...
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It seems to be a budding relationship, and he seems to have some feelings towards her by saying "God damn this girl is going to be the death of me..."
I guess it can be interpreted in other ways
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MushyMatt said: She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
Just put it in
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Whisper a countdown in French from the number 10 right in her ear
That always used to drive my ex crazy
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That dude. I kind of rushed it with this chick I really liked and it fucked things up. I got into the mindset that that I would have to leave her before she left me. IQuote:
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MushyMatt said: She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
Just put it in
Hahah "one....two.....three... GO!"
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MushyMatt said: We cuddled for like 7 hours. When she woke up a little bit ago she ended up taking my shirt off and she was wearing my shirt and took it off. Was honestly so nice having cuddles again. She just left for work, and with a bit of flirting she reassured me that it is going to happen again. God damn this girl is going to be the death of me...
Isn't starting a new relationship great? It had be so long since a girl cuddled me and not just because we just had sex.
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Well, your brain is flooded with dopamine and oxytocin when people fall in love. Scientists actually say that it effects the same pathways as cocaine does in the brain. Giving a somewhat "high". Love is actually addicting.
I can say from personal experience, that the feeling you get for loving another person, whether it be in the beginning (which it happens so all the time) to when you've been together for years(I still get that initial feeling, but not as often of course)
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Rebelutionsssss said: That dude. I kind of rushed it with this chick I really liked and it fucked things up. I got into the mindset that that I would have to leave her before she left me. IQuote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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MushyMatt said: She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
Just put it in
Hahah "one....two.....three... GO!"
The countdown is crucial so they can't say you didn't warn them
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Bill_Oreilly
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OP...sounds like she was waiting for you to make a move.
you should have whispered in her ear "this is really turning me on babe" or "i cant lie ur making me pretty horny right now, ahah"
its on you to make the first move because its just how woman think, because of the society we live in.
if she rejects you, just say "we were cuddling for hours I thought it was leading up to something more"
a lot of people on here, sadly, have little experience with woman. im telling you, make a move or else it will never get done.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
Edited by Bill_Oreilly (06/30/15 08:38 AM)
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Seriously though ^^^
Fuck all that cuddling for 14 hours shit.
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Cuddling is obviously a "move". Beginning a relationship shouldn't revolve around sex. But I do agree that the culture we live in expects the man to usually make the move.
I'd personally say go slow, show respect, and know what you want from the relationship. If your only goal is to get off, then just go for that. But if it's to possibly start a relationship, then it's usually better to start a bit slow and work your way up.
I'd say go for the kiss next time and see where it leads. Don't try to push something that just feels uncomfortable. But just roll where it rolls.
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Cuddling is obviously a "move"
False
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Don't try to push something that just feels uncomfortable. But just roll where it rolls.
Pull out your dick and slap it against her leg a few times to let her know you're ready
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Sheekle
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Bill_Oreilly said: OP...sounds like she was waiting for you to make a move.
you should have whispered in her hear "this is really turning me on babe" or "i cant lie ur making me pretty horny right now, ahah"
its on you to make the first move because its just how woman think, because of the society we live in.
if she rejects you, just say "we were cuddling for hours I thought it was leading up to something more"
a lot of people on here, sadly, have little experience with woman. im telling you, make a move or else it will never get done.
"you're turning me on babe" is the corniest shit
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21877001 - 06/30/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What does koods usually say to you instead Sheekle?
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Achillita said: Cuddling is obviously a "move".
So let me guess...hugging and a kiss on the cheek is also a move as well?
I do both to many of my friends that are girls.
ive cuddled with many girls and we both had no intentions of fucking.
cuddling is not "making a move"
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle] 1
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Sheekle said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: OP...sounds like she was waiting for you to make a move.
you should have whispered in her hear "this is really turning me on babe" or "i cant lie ur making me pretty horny right now, ahah"
its on you to make the first move because its just how woman think, because of the society we live in.
if she rejects you, just say "we were cuddling for hours I thought it was leading up to something more"
a lot of people on here, sadly, have little experience with woman. im telling you, make a move or else it will never get done.
"you're turning me on babe" is the corniest shit 
You know whats cornier?
cuddling for 7 hours and not even getting a kiss(when youre intending to fuck).
and really, saying "youre turning me on babe" isn't corny AT ALL if you just say it the right way.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Sheekle
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whatever u say TMJ
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle]
#21877041 - 06/30/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: whatever u say TMJ
If you say "youre turning me on babe" in a sexual way, it can sound corny, but if you say it almost as if you are half joking you get your point across AND make the awkwardness decrease. Its near perfect.
or if you get a boner and ur embarrassed about it while cuddling...don't hide it and make it weird...show it to her(not ur penis, just show her the bulge) and say something like "look what you do to me babe...goddamnit" in a casual way. Its all about delivery and confidence.
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle]
#21877044 - 06/30/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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The chick should have been cuddling your dick for 7 hours, talk about being a tease.
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your first mistake was not DSHSB.
Not really though. You played it like a gentleman. You should call her tomorrow and ask her if she wants to go do something.
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Re: This chick [Re: qman]
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qman said: The chick should have been cuddling your dick for 7 hours, talk about being a tease.
Seriously.
This situation legit reminds me of my experiences in 8th and 9th grade when we were awkwardly trying to some action and the girl was nervous as hell about putting out.
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nicechrisman said: your first mistake was not DSHSB.
Not really though. You played it like a gentleman. You should call her tomorrow and ask her if she wants to go do something.
lets just hope its not too late and he didn't already decapitate himself by entering the dreaded "friend-zone"
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theres no such thing as a friendzone, ive had chicks who i was friends with for over 10 years randomly wanna bang
ur the biggest custie on lot tmj
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle] 2
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Yeah I think the friendzone is a myth invented by people who either have no personality, no self esteem, or neither.
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it has nothing to do with those things and all to do with being a custie
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#21877073 - 06/30/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your so heddy
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: theres no such thing as a friendzone dummy, ive had chicks who i was friends with for over 10 years randomly wanna bang
ur the biggest custie on lot tmj
theres no such thing as a friend zone?
you apparently have no close friends that are girls.
a lot of my friends that are girls would be a little offended if I made a move on them. Besides the fact im engaged, if I wasn't, these girls woud be offended because they always were under the impression I liked them as a FRIEND and not some 1-night stand girl.
but I see what you mean...theres also girls that I have been friends with for years and just got around to having sex with them(before I got engaged)
but with that said, the friend-zone is real.
Really, it all depends on the girl and her morals and the way she views sex.
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u think theres no middle ground between a sexless friend and a one night stand person?
AKA ur molly is bath salts
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle]
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my molly is bathsalts?
what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 
and no I never said that.
im saying all girls view sex differently. Some are willing to fuck good friends and some are not. Some will, but only when they are drunk
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ur a custie
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Prolly meth
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Re: This chick [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: ur a custie
whats a custie? Sorry, I don't speak "PLUR/Kandy Kidz" language
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you know...that's exactly what sheekle reminds me of. I can easily see him as some self-proclaimed king of PLUR (who only cuddles with kandy kidz)
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TMJ's never gonna make it on the lot...
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nicechrisman said: TMJ's never gonna make it on the lot...
eh...ill live
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Sheekle= KANDY KID KUDDLER
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned it yet.
OP the right answer is to rape her, obviously... I mean she was asking for it right?
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Patlal said: I'm surprised nobody mentioned it yet.
OP the right answer is to rape her, obviously... I mean she was asking for it right?
I don't find that very amusing 
surprised a Canadian would say such a thing
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He would say "sorry" while doing it though
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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said: I'm surprised nobody mentioned it yet.
OP the right answer is to rape her, obviously... I mean she was asking for it right?
Your poor roommate
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Jesus, people are so serious....
Can't take an online forum joke...
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hahhaha
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Patlal said: Jesus, people are so serious....
Can't take an online forum joke...
I want to rape your mom and cum on her tits.
don't mind what I just said, it was a joke!
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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said: Jesus, people are so serious....
Can't take an online forum joke...
You see, the thing about jokes is they're actually supposed to be funny.
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If you've seen any of my posts you'd know that's really not the case.
Your joke just wasn't funny
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OP, I would just start biting on her ear a little and if she doesn't stop you then I would slide my hand between her legs and play with her pussy and see what happens. All you can do is try. You might get slapped or you might get some.
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T-Funkadelic said: OP, I would just start biting on her ear a little and if she doesn't stop you then I would slide my hand between her legs and play with her pussy and see what happens. All you can do is try. You might get slapped or you might get some.

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MommaSmurf said: Awww. I agree with the above posters, and u did the right thing by not jumping her bones.
If some girl tried cuddle with me for 7 hours I'd have broken her bones not jumped them. That's just creepy and weird. And OP enjoying it is even weirder. OP Man up and tell her to make you a sandwich next time.
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Jesus this thread blew up..
Well anyways, I've been trying to hangout with this chick for weeks. We use to go to high school together and I actually ran into her while with my ex. We went rafting down a river yesterday, and then came back to my place, had dinner and a fire out back. Then we put on a movie and she went straight into cuddles. Didn't even have a chance to make the cuddle move myself lol. She had to wake up at 4am for work, so we cuddled and got some rest. I didn't sleep cause I wanted to make sure she was 7up for work. Once it came around 4 I woke her up and she ended up grinding on me while cuddling, trying to avoid leaving. Then she asked if I had a room or something we could go to, and unfortunately I'm on a couch at the moment. She wants to hangout tomorrow though, so I guess I had a good impression.
Funny, just got out of a relationship that destroyed me and here I go again getting all those sparks again. Missed that shit.
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By Not getting any sleep because you wnted to make sure she got up for work tanslates to, I diddn't get any sleep because I was uncomfortable and she was laying on my arm with a deathgrip around my ribcage.
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If the girl seems worth it, wait till y'all are cuddling again. If she's repeatedly coming over to cuddle, then she probably has an interest in you that involves more than just being friendsa
Sometimes something as simple as a kiss on the cheek will give them the message. And if they just give you a blank stare afterwards then you probably misunderstood their intentions 
If you wanna seem freaky then give her a lick on the neck and a little nibble on the ear
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atta boy OP.
you're handling it well imo.
put it in her next time though, she wants it
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MushyMatt said: Then she asked if I had a room or something we could go to, and unfortunately I'm on a couch at the moment.
Dude, you got this. Usually if a girl seems hesitant like that I'll start kissing them and then they start undressing themselves. Just reassure her that no one will walk in on y'all, or that your roommates don't care.
Most of the girls I sleep with are freaky like me, so there's been a few times where we just go outside to take care of business.
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Then again, there was that one time where we just started banging on the couch in front of everyone....I have no memory of that though.
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T-Funkadelic said: OP, I would just start biting on her ear a little and if she doesn't stop you then I would slide my hand between her legs and play with her pussy and see what happens. All you can do is try. You might get slapped or you might get some.

Fuck all the corny lines, just make the move next time.
bite on her ear???
ahahahaah
wow.
Idk about anyone else but I have never bitten a girls ear..including my wife of 4 years.
OP...if you don't want to use any lines(mine were just example off the top of my head to show examples) please don't listen to this guy and nibble her fucking ear. That's like...movie shit.
you guys can really crack me up sometimes
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"hey dude, instead of telling her your horny or trning you on in a plyful flirty manner...nibble her fucking eaar...that wont be weird!!!"
no wonder some of you are internet nerds..
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You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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many many times.
I guess nibbling ears just isny my thing 
woman have nibbled my ear on occasion...I always thought that was a girls thing 
edit: actually the more I think about it...I dodnt think anyone has ever nibbled my ear.
that includes my 29 year old wife
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
I was about to say the same thing.
I feel sorry for your wife Bill. Girls love that shit.
Biting, choking, licking.
You must have really boring vanilla sex.
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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umm...you don't go from fucking cuddling to biting.
noobs,
( that's my main point)
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Acaterpillar said:
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
I was about to say the same thing.
I feel sorry for your wife Bill. Girls love that shit.
Biting, choking, licking.
You must have really boring vanilla sex. 
sorry I don't fuck girls that like to be choked. I fuck normal decent looking girls. Not weirdo highway whores
edit: the type of girls I used to fuck...if I EVER tried choking them, they would get up in a second and be like "im fucking out you creep"
you know because the girls I fuck with are actually formal pretty girls. and no...that doesn't mean they don't like kinky things or rough sex. they just don't like to be fucking choked
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Bill_Oreilly said: umm...you don't go from fucking cuddling to biting.
noobs,
( that's my main point)
Biting and nibbling ain't the same thing, noob.
And yes. Yes you do go from cuddling to nibbling. And it gets you laid 80% of the time, every time.
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100% agree.
chicks can't stand the nibble (in a good way)
nothin gets the panties wet like a nibble and bite on the clavicle/neck area
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Chicks love that biting shit. It's always worked for me in the past.
She wants to hangout when she gets off work.
Win.
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agree to disagree when you are in OP's highschool-like situation
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get it done for the sake of your penis and the shroomery, mushymatt
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Do you even know him? He already did, and he cooked for them, then he did her mom and friends too, and also cooked so good for them.
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he did them all at the same time while blowing a tranny
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all im trying to say, if I was OP, I wouldn't break out the "nibble" "bite" or "choke" until I was already in the middle of having sex. Anytime before that, COULD ruin his chances(because he seems like hes trying to fuck a girl that is shy)
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SirShroomsAlott said: Do you even know him? He already did, and he cooked for them, then he did her mom and friends too, and also cooked so good for them.

the 12 y/o from the 7/11 was there to watch
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Bill_Oreilly said: (because he seems like hes trying to fuck a girl that is shy)
Or OP is attractive and seems like a good guy, so she doesn't want him to think that she's a slut.
It happens all the time.
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Acaterpillar said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: (because he seems like hes trying to fuck a girl that is shy)
Or OP is attractive and seems like a good guy, so she doesn't want him to think that she's a slut.
It happens all the time.
its quite possible
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Biting and nibbling ain't the same thing, noob.
And yes. Yes you do go from cuddling to nibbling. And it gets you laid 80% of the time, every time.
Every time would mean 100% and not 80% correct? maybe you should have a talk with your remedial math teacher.
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I'm workin on it. Still tough coming out of a 2 year relationship. Trying to pick my game back up.
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Look, it's the only person in the world who hasn't seen Anchorman.
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Biting and nibbling ain't the same thing, noob.
And yes. Yes you do go from cuddling to nibbling. And it gets you laid 80% of the time, every time.
Every time would mean 100% and not 80% correct? maybe you should have a talk with your remedial math teacher. 
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
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Ran-D said: Look, it's the only person in the world who hasn't seen Anchorman.
Will Ferrell sucks and anchorman was so shitty I wouldn't have been able to remember the reference.
if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
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I haven't seen it either.
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I'm sure he was referencing it.
since when do people go,
"BAXTEEERRRR!!"
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Bill_Oreilly said: if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it

Who does that?
"Say hello to my little friend!!!!... By the way, that's from Scarface."
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
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Mr.PhilCybin said: I'm sure he was referencing it.
since when do people go,
"BAXTEEERRRR!!"
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Ran-D said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it

Who does that?
"Say hello to my little friend!!!!... By the way, that's from Scarface."

copy cat
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Ran-D said: Look, it's the only person in the world who hasn't seen Anchorman.
Will Ferrell sucks and anchorman was so shitty I wouldn't have been able to remember the reference.
if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it
Good lookin out brother. Somebody wanted to watch that once and like 2 minutes in I knew it would be dumb.
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This thread is now about whether or not I was referencing Anchorman.
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
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Ran-D said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it

Who does that?
"Say hello to my little friend!!!!... By the way, that's from Scarface."

that's actually a very popular movie in which EVERYONE knows that line.
comparing scarface to anchorman?
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Ran-D said: Look, it's the only person in the world who hasn't seen Anchorman.
Will Ferrell sucks and anchorman was so shitty I wouldn't have been able to remember the reference.
if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it
Good lookin out brother. Somebody wanted to watch that once and like 2 minutes in I knew it would be dumb.
I got ya back
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r00tuuu123 said: Every time would mean 100% and not 80% correct? maybe you should have a talk with your remedial math teacher. 
Nah bro, really it means that every time you have an 80% chance of success.
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that's the definition of redundancy
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Now you got it
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Bill_Oreilly said: comparing scarface to anchorman?
Scarface is probably the most overrated movie of all time. It's always reliable when I want to fall asleep though.
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
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Are you serious man? Make a damn move before she falls asleep. She's sleepin cause your ass wasn't doing anything might as well get some rest.
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
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Bill_Oreilly said: comparing scarface to anchorman?
Scarface is probably the most overrated movie of all time. It's always reliable when I want to fall asleep though. 
Actually, I agree 100% that its extremely overrated. I actually don't like it at all.
That doesn't mean its not 100x more popular than anchorman
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I think Reservoir Dogs is right up there too. I actually thought Anchorman was hilarious.
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yeah res dogs was good, but not realy as good as jackie brown of pulp
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Will Farrell sends a shap pain down the crack of my ass.
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If she's sleeping in your bed cuddling dude make a move. Cmon man I bet she walked out of there thinking. Why didn't he try anything he doesn't like me? I'm not sexy? Then she'll find a nigga that will.
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You can always ask what would the basqueshaman do.
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Enjoywho said: If she's sleeping in your bed cuddling dude make a move. Cmon man I bet she walked out of there thinking. Why didn't he try anything he doesn't like me? I'm not sexy? Then she'll find a nigga that will.
pretty much
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IDK man I'd choose my steps carefully some chick that wants to snuggle constantly sounds a bit off kilter. Suppose OP hooks up with this chick and six months down the road things don't work out? He's gonna have a hella hard time getting rid of her. And OP enjoying someone hanging on him while he tries to sleep is suspect as well. Hope he enjoys the sweet pain of drowning in his own pussyness. I'd lose my mind if some chick had her arms wraped around me like the icy claws of death for 7 hours. He'd better learn that bitch to get him a sandwich and a beer and leave him alone while he enjoys them. Or else it will be to late.
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But were not even sure she wants to cuddle. She could have been waiting the whole time for him to make a move.
I sure as hell don't know many girls that would cuddle for 7 hours and be shocked when a guy made a move...that's for sure
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im surprised how many guys in this thread dont understand really simple human connection.
wait, no im not
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Yep. I love to cuddle myself. But you know I know when to make a move. Kiss her and progress things from there. I bet she wanted more tHan that. Who knows if she'll cone back. You might missed an opportunity. If she's in your bed she knows why.
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So that leaves prettymuch 2 options 1 She's a clingy bitch. 2 OP is a Pussy. I think that pretty much sums it up.
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Bill_Oreilly said: But were not even sure she wants to cuddle. She could have been waiting the whole time for him to make a move.
I sure as hell don't know many girls that would cuddle for 7 hours and be shocked when a guy made a move...that's for sure
Bingo
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Enjoywho said: Yep. I love to cuddle myself. But you know I know when to make a move. Kiss her and progress things from there. I bet she wanted more tHan that. Who knows if she'll cone back. You might missed an opportunity. If she's in your bed she knows why.
exactly.
no girl is going to go that far and then reject a man. She would look silly.
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r00tuuu123 said: So that leaves prettymuch 2 options 1 She's a clingy bitch. 2 OP is a Pussy. I think that pretty much sums it up.
QFT
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OP, ignore these malicious pricks.
You know your situation better than any of us here do.
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This thread makes me want a girlfriend
Where can I find one?
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no girl is going to go that far and then reject a man. She would look silly.
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Just grab them 2 handed gently by there cheeks and kiss them. It'll be pretty obvious if that's not what they want. Once your making out your gold time to bust out your bag of tricks and lay down the good dick.
OP if you cuddle with her for another 7 hours I'm going to be really disappointed in you. And trust me I've not made a move before. Know what happened. She never came back.
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Enjoywho said: OP if you cuddle with her for another 7 hours I'm going to be really disappointed in you. And trust me I've not made a move before. Know what happened. She never came back.
Same here. One time in particular sticks in my craw. One of the hottest girls I knew...flirted with eachother for a good period and eventually we were hanging out by ourselves at night. We had matching BMW's and the whole 9. She had the perfect stomach, legs..face..everything. A complete knockout. Many would call her a 9 or10,,i have a few pictures of her actually to this day.
Well, after the 1st 2 nights I didn't make a move when we were driving around and shooting the shit at night in our badass cars...she bounced and went to this other guy.
I regret it to this fucking day man...
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Yep my homie wing manned for me and fucked a big girl and left me with the hot one. I didn't make a move and we cuddled. Never saw her again. And she wanted to fuck. Regret it my friend just
Dude. I know I know. Fuck.
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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



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Missed a lot of opportunities in my life but spent a lot of time getting good at it. I don't miss them anymore.
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ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
Edited by Bill_Oreilly (06/30/15 09:14 PM)
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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



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Yep she's cute. Ya I've bitched out a lot I know I should make a move she obviously wants me to but I wasn't confident in myself than. A lot has changed since I was in high school.
I don't miss a single opportunity. I'm creating them.
Looking back it's like fuck what the hell was I thinking.
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Edited by Enjoywho (06/30/15 08:28 PM)
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FreeTheSoul
The wonderer.
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I remember I was coming up really hard and really fast on acid, and this chick I was friends with was like yea maybe later we can play with your snake, My mind was blown she said it infront of so many people haha. I dont even know how that started all I remember is me tripping and her saying that. I started tripping way to hard though and couldn't stand up at the party. If the acid is so strong you cant stand or hold a conversation I think it would be kinda hard to have sexy times. That was an epic night though, I remember walking home in the rain, I was playing music from my phone that was in my bag of weed, it was like 2 ounces of really good regs, I also had my diggi on me, it was like 3am on the weekend and Im skipping down the street in the rain tripping balls on acid listening to music. I still don't know why that cop didn't stop me when he drove past.
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ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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WiZarD oF LoVe



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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said: Jesus, people are so serious....
Can't take an online forum joke...
Who woulda thought..................... that people on the shroomery.............. like to pick on canucks..................
also it was probably just a bad joke.................... relax brother....................
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Seeker of many things



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Re: This chick [Re: SunnyD]
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.......... -____- .................. Did you bang yet?
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next time you cuddle ask if it's okay for you to kiss her buttlips.
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Seeker of many things



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Re: This chick [Re: millzy]
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Da'fuq?
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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be a man and go for it instead of hesitating like a pussy. Take it slow and get her comfortable. Sounds like she was gona fuck you but you are being too much of a "nice guy"...
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whatup!


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Mr.PhilCybin said: 100% agree.
chicks can't stand the nibble (in a good way)
nothin gets the panties wet like a nibble and bite on the clavicle/neck area
says the guy who is one yogurt from being full blown gay
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Re: This chick [Re: danielx]
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danielx said:
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Mr.PhilCybin said: 100% agree.
chicks can't stand the nibble (in a good way)
nothin gets the panties wet like a nibble and bite on the clavicle/neck area
says the guy who is one yogurt from being full blown gay

you don't know what you're talking about dan
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MushyMatt
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Sorry, totally forgot about this thread, work everyday so I don't got much time to spare. I banged her on the 4th of july. Boom went the dynomite.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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atta boy
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A little mad...



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MushyMatt said: Sorry, totally forgot about this thread, work everyday so I don't got much time to spare. I banged her on the 4th of july. Boom went the dynomite.
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hamburger time



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First of all:
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twelvelookslikeu said: You sat there not moving for 7 hours? How did you hold your farts that long?
Second:
Way to go, OP. You both cuddled and had sex.
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Mr.PhilCybin said: atta boy 
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Good goddamn, you motherfuckers must all be perfectly beautiful with long flowing hair and 6 ft+ to get girls to want to cuddle and fuck like that, makes 5'9 thinning hair type guys a tad envious O.o
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Acaterpillar said:
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MushyMatt said: Sorry, totally forgot about this thread, work everyday so I don't got much time to spare. I banged her on the 4th of july. Boom went the dynomite.

Also, I remember reading this thread wondering whatever became of it.
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MushyMatt
LSD-25



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MagicalOrangutan said: Good goddamn, you motherfuckers must all be perfectly beautiful with long flowing hair and 6 ft+ to get girls to want to cuddle and fuck like that, makes 5'9 thinning hair type guys a tad envious O.o
I use to have long hair lol. I'm not the best lookin dude, 6'3" 250bs lol
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