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OfflineSunnyD
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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal]
    #21880308 - 06/30/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Jesus, people are so serious....

Can't take an online forum joke...



Who woulda thought.....................
that people on the shroomery..............
like to pick on canucks..................


also it was probably just a bad joke....................
relax brother....................


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Offlineburningstar06
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Re: This chick [Re: SunnyD]
    #22004407 - 07/27/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

..........  -____-    ..................
Did you bang yet?


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Re: This chick [Re: burningstar06] * 1
    #22004433 - 07/27/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

next time you cuddle ask if it's okay for you to kiss her buttlips.


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Offlineburningstar06
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Re: This chick [Re: millzy]
    #22011554 - 07/28/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Da'fuq?


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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Re: This chick [Re: MushyMatt]
    #22011566 - 07/28/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

be a man and go for it instead of hesitating like a pussy. Take it slow and get her comfortable. Sounds like she was gona fuck you but you are being too much of a "nice guy"...


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Invisibledanielx
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Re: This chick [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22011934 - 07/28/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
100% agree.

chicks can't stand the nibble (in a good way)


nothin gets the panties wet like a nibble and bite on the clavicle/neck area




says the guy who is one yogurt from being full blown gay

:doge:


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: This chick [Re: danielx]
    #22014322 - 07/29/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
100% agree.

chicks can't stand the nibble (in a good way)


nothin gets the panties wet like a nibble and bite on the clavicle/neck area




says the guy who is one yogurt from being full blown gay

:doge:



:mib:  you don't know what you're talking about dan


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Re: This chick [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22026495 - 07/31/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry, totally forgot about this thread, work everyday so I don't got much time to spare. I banged her on the 4th of july. Boom went the dynomite.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: This chick [Re: MushyMatt]
    #22026718 - 08/01/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

atta boy :congrats:


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Re: This chick [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22026782 - 08/01/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:olympics:


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: This chick [Re: MushyMatt]
    #22031943 - 08/02/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MushyMatt said:
Sorry, totally forgot about this thread, work everyday so I don't got much time to spare. I banged her on the 4th of july. Boom went the dynomite.



:sambergfive:


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: This chick [Re: MushyMatt]
    #22032007 - 08/02/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

First of all:

Quote:

twelvelookslikeu said:
You sat there not moving for 7 hours? How did you hold your farts that long?





Second:

Way to go, OP. You both cuddled and had sex.

:seriousthumbsup:


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: This chick [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22035956 - 08/02/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
atta boy :congrats:




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Re: This chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22036268 - 08/03/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good goddamn, you motherfuckers must all be perfectly beautiful with long flowing hair and 6 ft+ to get girls to want to cuddle and fuck like that, makes 5'9 thinning hair type guys a tad envious O.o


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We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: This chick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22036279 - 08/03/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

MushyMatt said:
Sorry, totally forgot about this thread, work everyday so I don't got much time to spare. I banged her on the 4th of july. Boom went the dynomite.



:sambergfive:



Also, :kaneclap:  I remember reading this thread wondering whatever became of it.


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dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
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OfflineMushyMatt
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Re: This chick [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22037527 - 08/03/15 12:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
Good goddamn, you motherfuckers must all be perfectly beautiful with long flowing hair and 6 ft+ to get girls to want to cuddle and fuck like that, makes 5'9 thinning hair type guys a tad envious O.o



I use to have long hair lol. I'm not the best lookin dude, 6'3" 250bs lol


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