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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21879866 - 06/30/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

IDK man I'd choose my steps carefully some chick that wants to snuggle constantly sounds a bit off kilter. Suppose OP hooks up with this chick and six months down the road things don't work out? He's gonna have a hella hard time getting rid of her. And OP enjoying someone hanging on him while he tries to sleep is suspect as well. Hope he enjoys the sweet pain of drowning in his own pussyness. I'd lose my mind if some chick had her arms wraped around me like the icy claws of death for 7 hours. He'd better learn that bitch to get him a sandwich and a beer and leave him alone while he enjoys them. Or else it will be to late. :thatsayes:


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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879879 - 06/30/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

But were not even sure she wants to cuddle. She could have been waiting the whole time for him to make a move.

I sure as hell don't know many girls that would cuddle for 7 hours and be shocked when a guy made a move...that's for sure


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21879896 - 06/30/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

im surprised how many guys in this thread dont understand really simple human connection.





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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879898 - 06/30/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
He'd better learn that bitch to get him a sandwich and a beer and leave him alone while he enjoys them.




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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21879908 - 06/30/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep. I love to cuddle myself. But you know I know when to make a move. Kiss her and progress things from there. I bet she wanted more tHan that. Who knows if she'll cone back.  You might missed an opportunity. If she's in your bed she knows why.


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21879913 - 06/30/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So that leaves prettymuch 2 options
1 She's a clingy bitch.
2 OP is a Pussy.
I think that pretty much sums it up.


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21879917 - 06/30/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
But were not even sure she wants to cuddle. She could have been waiting the whole time for him to make a move.

I sure as hell don't know many girls that would cuddle for 7 hours and be shocked when a guy made a move...that's for sure




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Re: This chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21879919 - 06/30/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Yep. I love to cuddle myself. But you know I know when to make a move. Kiss her and progress things from there. I bet she wanted more tHan that. Who knows if she'll cone back.  You might missed an opportunity. If she's in your bed she knows why.





exactly.


no girl is going to go that far and then reject a man. She would look silly.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879925 - 06/30/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
So that leaves prettymuch 2 options
1 She's a clingy bitch.
2 OP is a Pussy.
I think that pretty much sums it up.





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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21879934 - 06/30/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP, ignore these malicious pricks.

You know your situation better than any of us here do.


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Re: This chick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21879940 - 06/30/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread makes me want a girlfriend

Where can I find one?


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21879944 - 06/30/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

no girl is going to go that far and then reject a man. She would look silly.


:ilold:


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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879966 - 06/30/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Just grab them 2 handed gently by there cheeks and kiss them. It'll be pretty obvious if that's not what they want. Once your making out your gold time to bust out your bag of tricks and lay down the good dick.

OP if you cuddle with her for another 7 hours I'm going to be really disappointed in you. And trust me I've not made a move before. Know what happened. She never came back.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: This chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21879990 - 06/30/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
OP if you cuddle with her for another 7 hours I'm going to be really disappointed in you. And trust me I've not made a move before. Know what happened. She never came back.





Same here. One time in particular sticks in my craw. One of the hottest girls I knew...flirted with eachother for a good period and eventually we were hanging out by ourselves at night. We had matching BMW's and the whole 9. She had the perfect stomach, legs..face..everything. A complete knockout. Many would call her a 9 or10,,i have a few pictures of her actually to this day.

Well, after the 1st 2 nights I didn't make a move when we were driving around and shooting the shit at night in our badass cars...she bounced and went to this other guy.



I regret it to this fucking day man...


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21880004 - 06/30/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep my homie wing manned for me and fucked a big girl and left me with the hot one. I didn't make a move and we cuddled. Never saw her again. And she wanted to fuck. Regret it my friend just :facepalm:

Dude. I know I know. Fuck. :lol:


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Re: This chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21880008 - 06/30/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Missed a lot of opportunities in my life but spent a lot of time getting good at it. I don't miss them anymore. :lol:


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21880012 - 06/30/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Edited by Bill_Oreilly (06/30/15 09:14 PM)


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21880038 - 06/30/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep she's cute. Ya I've bitched out a lot I know I should make a move she obviously wants me to but I wasn't confident in myself than. A lot has changed since I was in high school.

I don't miss a single opportunity. I'm creating them.

Looking back it's like fuck what the hell was I thinking. :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (06/30/15 08:28 PM)


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Re: This chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21880106 - 06/30/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I remember I was coming up really hard and really fast on acid, and this chick I was friends with was like yea maybe later we can play with your snake, My mind was blown she said it infront of so many people haha. I dont even know how that started all I remember is me tripping and her saying that. I started tripping way to hard though and couldn't stand up at the party. If the acid is so strong you cant stand or hold a conversation I think it would be kinda hard to have sexy times. That was an epic night though, I remember walking home in the rain, I was playing music from my phone that was in my bag of weed, it was like 2 ounces of really good regs, I also had my diggi on me, it was like 3am on the weekend and Im skipping down the street in the rain tripping balls on acid listening to music. I still don't know why that cop didn't stop me when he drove past.


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21880256 - 06/30/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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