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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21878707 - 06/30/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
umm...you don't go from fucking cuddling to biting.


noobs,

( that's my main point)




Biting and nibbling ain't the same thing, noob.

And yes. Yes you do go from cuddling to nibbling.
And it gets you laid 80% of the time, every time.


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Re: This chick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21878712 - 06/30/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

100% agree.

chicks can't stand the nibble (in a good way)


nothin gets the panties wet like a nibble and bite on the clavicle/neck area


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21878717 - 06/30/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Chicks love that biting shit. It's always worked for me in the past.


She wants to hangout when she gets off work.

Win.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: This chick [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21878721 - 06/30/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

agree to disagree when you are in OP's highschool-like situation :shrug:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21878723 - 06/30/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

get it done for the sake of your penis and the shroomery, mushymatt


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: MushyMatt] * 3
    #21878738 - 06/30/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

MushyMatt said:
She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me




Enjoywho would just stick it in.


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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D] * 3
    #21878745 - 06/30/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do you even know him? He already did, and he cooked for them, then he did her mom and friends too, and also cooked so good for them.


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Re: This chick [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 3
    #21878749 - 06/30/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

he did them all at the same time while blowing a tranny


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Re: This chick [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21878776 - 06/30/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21878784 - 06/30/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

all im trying to say, if I was OP, I wouldn't break out the "nibble" "bite" or "choke" until I was already in the middle of having sex. Anytime before that, COULD ruin his chances(because he seems like hes trying to fuck a girl that is shy)


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: This chick [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21878789 - 06/30/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Do you even know him? He already did, and he cooked for them, then he did her mom and friends too, and also cooked so good for them.




:rofl:


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*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...

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Re: This chick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21878808 - 06/30/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Do you even know him? He already did, and he cooked for them, then he did her mom and friends too, and also cooked so good for them.




:rofl:




the 12 y/o from the 7/11 was there to watch


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21878815 - 06/30/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
(because he seems like hes trying to fuck a girl that is shy)




Or OP is attractive and seems like a good guy, so she doesn't want him to think that she's a slut.

It happens all the time.


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Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu..
*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: This chick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21878818 - 06/30/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
(because he seems like hes trying to fuck a girl that is shy)




Or OP is attractive and seems like a good guy, so she doesn't want him to think that she's a slut.

It happens all the time.





its quite possible


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21878852 - 06/30/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:


Biting and nibbling ain't the same thing, noob.

And yes. Yes you do go from cuddling to nibbling.
And it gets you laid 80% of the time, every time.



Every time would mean 100% and not 80% correct? maybe you should have a talk with your remedial math teacher. :thatsayes:


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Re: This chick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21878877 - 06/30/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
get it done for the sake of your penis and the shroomery, mushymatt



I'm workin on it. Still tough coming out of a 2 year relationship. Trying to pick my game back up.


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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
    #21878878 - 06/30/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Look, it's the only person in the world who hasn't seen Anchorman.


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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21878880 - 06/30/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:


Biting and nibbling ain't the same thing, noob.

And yes. Yes you do go from cuddling to nibbling.
And it gets you laid 80% of the time, every time.



Every time would mean 100% and not 80% correct? maybe you should have a talk with your remedial math teacher. :thatsayes:






:hahthatsrich:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: This chick [Re: Ran-D]
    #21878888 - 06/30/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ran-D said:
Look, it's the only person in the world who hasn't seen Anchorman.






Will Ferrell sucks and anchorman was so shitty I wouldn't have been able to remember the reference.


if the dude was referencing that dumb movie, he would have mentioned it


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: This chick [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21878891 - 06/30/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

"60% of the time, it works...everytime"


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