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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal]
#21877194 - 06/30/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Jesus, people are so serious....
Can't take an online forum joke...
You see, the thing about jokes is they're actually supposed to be funny.
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Patlal
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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal] 1
#21877204 - 06/30/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you've seen any of my posts you'd know that's really not the case.
Your joke just wasn't funny
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Re: This chick [Re: Patlal] 1
#21877242 - 06/30/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP, I would just start biting on her ear a little and if she doesn't stop you then I would slide my hand between her legs and play with her pussy and see what happens. All you can do is try. You might get slapped or you might get some.
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T-Funkadelic said: OP, I would just start biting on her ear a little and if she doesn't stop you then I would slide my hand between her legs and play with her pussy and see what happens. All you can do is try. You might get slapped or you might get some.

Fuck all the corny lines, just make the move next time.
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MommaSmurf said: Awww. I agree with the above posters, and u did the right thing by not jumping her bones.
If some girl tried cuddle with me for 7 hours I'd have broken her bones not jumped them. That's just creepy and weird. And OP enjoying it is even weirder. OP Man up and tell her to make you a sandwich next time.
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Jesus this thread blew up..
Well anyways, I've been trying to hangout with this chick for weeks. We use to go to high school together and I actually ran into her while with my ex. We went rafting down a river yesterday, and then came back to my place, had dinner and a fire out back. Then we put on a movie and she went straight into cuddles. Didn't even have a chance to make the cuddle move myself lol. She had to wake up at 4am for work, so we cuddled and got some rest. I didn't sleep cause I wanted to make sure she was 7up for work. Once it came around 4 I woke her up and she ended up grinding on me while cuddling, trying to avoid leaving. Then she asked if I had a room or something we could go to, and unfortunately I'm on a couch at the moment. She wants to hangout tomorrow though, so I guess I had a good impression.
Funny, just got out of a relationship that destroyed me and here I go again getting all those sparks again. Missed that shit.
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By Not getting any sleep because you wnted to make sure she got up for work tanslates to, I diddn't get any sleep because I was uncomfortable and she was laying on my arm with a deathgrip around my ribcage.
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Acaterpillar
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If the girl seems worth it, wait till y'all are cuddling again. If she's repeatedly coming over to cuddle, then she probably has an interest in you that involves more than just being friendsa
Sometimes something as simple as a kiss on the cheek will give them the message. And if they just give you a blank stare afterwards then you probably misunderstood their intentions 
If you wanna seem freaky then give her a lick on the neck and a little nibble on the ear
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atta boy OP.
you're handling it well imo.
put it in her next time though, she wants it
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Acaterpillar
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MushyMatt said: Then she asked if I had a room or something we could go to, and unfortunately I'm on a couch at the moment.
Dude, you got this. Usually if a girl seems hesitant like that I'll start kissing them and then they start undressing themselves. Just reassure her that no one will walk in on y'all, or that your roommates don't care.
Most of the girls I sleep with are freaky like me, so there's been a few times where we just go outside to take care of business.
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Then again, there was that one time where we just started banging on the couch in front of everyone....I have no memory of that though.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Supachopped719 said:
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T-Funkadelic said: OP, I would just start biting on her ear a little and if she doesn't stop you then I would slide my hand between her legs and play with her pussy and see what happens. All you can do is try. You might get slapped or you might get some.

Fuck all the corny lines, just make the move next time.
bite on her ear???
ahahahaah
wow.
Idk about anyone else but I have never bitten a girls ear..including my wife of 4 years.
OP...if you don't want to use any lines(mine were just example off the top of my head to show examples) please don't listen to this guy and nibble her fucking ear. That's like...movie shit.
you guys can really crack me up sometimes
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"hey dude, instead of telling her your horny or trning you on in a plyful flirty manner...nibble her fucking eaar...that wont be weird!!!"
no wonder some of you are internet nerds..
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You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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Bill_Oreilly
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many many times.
I guess nibbling ears just isny my thing 
woman have nibbled my ear on occasion...I always thought that was a girls thing 
edit: actually the more I think about it...I dodnt think anyone has ever nibbled my ear.
that includes my 29 year old wife
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
I was about to say the same thing.
I feel sorry for your wife Bill. Girls love that shit.
Biting, choking, licking.
You must have really boring vanilla sex.
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
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Bill_Oreilly
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umm...you don't go from fucking cuddling to biting.
noobs,
( that's my main point)
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Bill_Oreilly
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Acaterpillar said:
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nicechrisman said: You've never nibbled a girls ear? You HAVE had sex before right?
I was about to say the same thing.
I feel sorry for your wife Bill. Girls love that shit.
Biting, choking, licking.
You must have really boring vanilla sex. 
sorry I don't fuck girls that like to be choked. I fuck normal decent looking girls. Not weirdo highway whores
edit: the type of girls I used to fuck...if I EVER tried choking them, they would get up in a second and be like "im fucking out you creep"
you know because the girls I fuck with are actually formal pretty girls. and no...that doesn't mean they don't like kinky things or rough sex. they just don't like to be fucking choked
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