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MushyMatt
LSD-25



Registered: 10/13/11
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This chick
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She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



Registered: 06/09/07
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Loc: Down the rabbit hole
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You don't. Let her sleep.
If you're incredibly horny just go to the bathroom and jerk off.
Then appreciate what consensual physical contact you're getting for the time being.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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aw man I hate the cuddle-teases
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Only advice I can give is be patient. Stop thinking with your dick.
If she's cuddling it more than likely means she wants you. Don't blow it by trying to force things.
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MommaSmurf



Registered: 07/18/12
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Loc: South Florida
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Good advice from everyone..
Except Bill of course
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Loc: Boston
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I didn't try to give great advice because what I was going to say was cleared up by the first response. So I decided to go a more honest-opinionated route.
damn whats with the hate?
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MommaSmurf



Registered: 07/18/12
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Loc: South Florida
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I'm just messing with ya bcus everyone hates on you. I don't post much and i get along with everyone bcus i dont troll and I'm good friends with a lot of members. But your "am i retarded" thread was just ridiculous. So i had to mess with ya a little.
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MushyMatt
LSD-25



Registered: 10/13/11
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We cuddled for like 7 hours. When she woke up a little bit ago she ended up taking my shirt off and she was wearing my shirt and took it off. Was honestly so nice having cuddles again. She just left for work, and with a bit of flirting she reassured me that it is going to happen again. God damn this girl is going to be the death of me...
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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



Registered: 05/15/14
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Loc: United States
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Enjoy it before she rips your heart out and shits where it used to be.
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MommaSmurf



Registered: 07/18/12
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Loc: South Florida
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Awww. I agree with the above posters, and u did the right thing by not jumping her bones. Just take it slow...not too slow..but you will know when she is ready for sex. Sounds like a good woman and you could possibly have a relationship brewing.
Text or call her later on to let her know you enjoyed spending the nighg with her and ask how her day went. I am probably one of the only female perspectives you're going to get in this thread.
But I love cuddling too. My favorite part of my day is when my man comes home from work and we watch t.v. have sex and/or cuddle. Best of luck to u guys. Keep me posted on how things go with her. Feel free to PM me if you want.
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Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said: Enjoy it before she rips your heart out and shits where it used to be.
This X1000
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Quote:
MushyMatt said: We cuddled for like 7 hours. When she woke up a little bit ago she ended up taking my shirt off and she was wearing my shirt and took it off. Was honestly so nice having cuddles again. She just left for work, and with a bit of flirting she reassured me that it is going to happen again. God damn this girl is going to be the death of me...
Sounds like she was waiting for you to make a move.
If you want to get laid you need to man up and go for the kill. When youre cuddling whisper in her ear "you turn me on babe" "i gotta be honest im pretty horny right now" or you can start by kissing her on the cheek or forehead when the time is right so she knows you mean business. Very few girls take it in their own hands to make a move because society has trained them to believe its the mans job.
If you get rejected, just be like "sorry I thought all this cuddling was leading up to something more"
then move onto the next one because you have a prude/tease on your hands.
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Achillita
Back to the basics



Registered: 05/26/14
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Enjoy the feeling of love. Sex can be good, but it's truly amazing if you love them. Don't try and get ahead of where you are relationship wise. A big rush can really mess things up.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
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Loc: Boston
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Quote:
Achillita said: Enjoy the feeling of love. Sex can be good, but it's truly amazing if you love them. Don't try and get ahead of where you are relationship wise. A big rush can really mess things up.
he never said he loved her. all he said was that he hasn't gotten laid for a long time.
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Mental Taco



Registered: 07/02/14
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Ahhh man enjoy those cuddles.
Its nice to get your dick wet, but the cuddle means more. What i would do for a chill ass chick to cuddle with and watch movies on a rainy day...
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Achillita
Back to the basics



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It seems to be a budding relationship, and he seems to have some feelings towards her by saying "God damn this girl is going to be the death of me..."
I guess it can be interpreted in other ways
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



Registered: 04/04/12
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MushyMatt said: She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
Just put it in
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OhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
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Whisper a countdown in French from the number 10 right in her ear
That always used to drive my ex crazy
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Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



Registered: 07/23/14
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That dude. I kind of rushed it with this chick I really liked and it fucked things up. I got into the mindset that that I would have to leave her before she left me. IQuote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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MushyMatt said: She cuddled with me than passed out. It's been so long since I been laid. How do I pull this bitch 3ven further. She's already cuddling me
Just put it in
Hahah "one....two.....three... GO!"
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twelvelookslikeu
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You sat there not moving for 7 hours? How did you hold your farts that long?
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