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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Young girls. [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21897924 - 07/04/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Federal prison actually doesn't sound so bad.

I became acquainted with an elderly man who had escaped federal prison and stayed on the run for 4 years before serving the rest of his time.

We had mutual friends (who I consider credible) back up his story.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21897951 - 07/04/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How did they know? Seems like anyone smart enough to escape and stay out of prison for 4 years would be smart enough to not tell a single person.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21897957 - 07/04/15 06:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There's currently over 100 escaped prisoners in the U.S. And 63 of them are in Florida. Go figure.
In all honesty though, escaped convicts, once they've been on the lam long enough, are probably the safest people you'll (never) run into.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Great Scott]
    #21898030 - 07/04/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
How did they know? Seems like anyone smart enough to escape and stay out of prison for 4 years would be smart enough to not tell a single person.




Because the people I was with helped harbor him for two of those years.
Really cool group of folks. I consider them family.

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There's currently over 100 escaped prisoners in the U.S. And 63 of them are in Florida. Go figure.
In all honesty though, escaped convicts, once they've been on the lam long enough, are probably the safest people you'll (never) run into.





That's funny, because the first place the dude went to was Miami :lol:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21898049 - 07/04/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Escaped FROM Florida, I should say. :lol:
Florida prisons must be either really easy to escape from, or they are so bad that people are more motivated to escape from them.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Great Scott]
    #21898116 - 07/04/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
Escaped FROM Florida, I should say. :lol:
Florida prisons must be either really easy to escape from, or they are so bad that people are more motivated to escape from them.





we had an escape from a prison near me, apparently a door had been left unlocked
for months, 3 prisoners were using it to come and go as they pleased, they'd go
out, get laid, hit their girlfriends up for cash and bring back drugs and make a
killing. they got caught because of some incident that warranted a bed check and
even though they returned they were still charged with escape


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21898291 - 07/04/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Damn, don't you mean a jail? See if you can find reports on that.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: s240779]
    #21898333 - 07/04/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I remember I was at these tracks and  a group of like 12-13 year olds were passing by and they saw me getting fucked up and suddenly started mirin' me and the girls started getting all sexual. Now note that I'm 21, I was like what the fuck? These kids definitely are virgins to drugs and sex and they need to fuck off :shrug: The 12 year old screamed out she liked cock. :facepalm: Then the fat kid was like "give me some kush!!!!! I smoke but my connections are like 50 miles away" Yeah.. okay kid:stoned:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21898374 - 07/04/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I used to have an 11yo that sold me weed. his parents were crackheads and I'd buy
a little from him every day just to check up on his welfare, he'd ride 5 miles by
bike to deliver it to me, hang out a few hours and I'd feed him, teach him some
shit and he'd head back home. selling weed was the only way he got money to
survive. the little shit got himself up and off to school every morning and made
good grades. the rare occasion he'd miss school he'd be sitting on my couch while
I was sleeping so he could hang out. he was really a good kid in a bad situation


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21898536 - 07/04/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I mean that's cool, but these kids were spoiled weak minds.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Hayoxp]
    #21905722 - 07/06/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

im 20 whats the youngest i can be with in my rule of 7 i think i should stick with 17 and up


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Zombi3]
    #21910490 - 07/07/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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FreeTheSoul said:
This is a semi concerning thread.




Some of the responses in this thread had me rolling. Like the one above for example. :lol:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Niffla]
    #21917593 - 07/09/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shit, 17 is legal here :shrug:

I try to stick with 21 and up.
I'm only 24 though, so I'd probably make an exception if the girl was smoking hot.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21917607 - 07/09/15 12:09 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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16's the age of consent in Alabama :wink:



Same here in Oklahoma but 16 year old girls are so dramatic and immature. It should definitely be raised to 18.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: trvptamine]
    #21917618 - 07/09/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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16's the age of consent in Alabama :wink:



Same here in Oklahoma but 16 year old girls are so dramatic and immature. It should definitely be raised to 18.



Most 18 year old girls aren't that much better...


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #21917983 - 07/09/15 03:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Every 16 year old girl i have ever met claims that 'they are mature for their age'

:loldongs:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: MilkdudTitties] * 2
    #21918658 - 07/09/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Every 16 year old girl i have ever met claims that 'they are mature for their age'

:loldongs:



Oh my god I love the quote.  "I'm not like every other girl."  Then you give the girl like a week to get to know her and SURPRISE she is just like every other girl LOL


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Re: Young girls. [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21919689 - 07/09/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
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trvptamine said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
16's the age of consent in Alabama :wink:



Same here in Oklahoma but 16 year old girls are so dramatic and immature. It should definitely be raised to 18.



Most 18 year old girls aren't that much better...


True but im only 19 so its not noticeable to me

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Every 16 year old girl i have ever met claims that 'they are mature for their age'

:loldongs:


this is so true


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Re: Young girls. [Re: trvptamine] * 1
    #21919774 - 07/09/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Girls don't get mature in their brains until they spit out a litter or two. And even then, it's sort of a toss up.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Great Scott]
    #21920423 - 07/09/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My mother, bless her heart and soul, is still like a child to me. Women don't really finish that last step of maturation that men do, at least from what I've seen. They never have to anyways.


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