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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Young girls. [Re: D.M.T]
    #21881246 - 07/01/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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D.M.T said:
I'm confident the only tidbit based on a true story this Enjoywho character has ever told us was this:

Quote:


Haha so just had this younger girl hit on me. I was leaving to walk up to the store and grab a beer. She was like do you have a dog. Yea but he lives at my ma's across town. When will he back over. I dunno I just rent a room here. Well next time he's back over we should walk them! I just laughed ya ok sounds good.

But she was only like 13. Gonna be a little bomb shell heart breaker that's for sure




The rest is a complete work of fiction.




Nope! Believe what you will but this is all the shit I've been and have been doing. I get around.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Young girls. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21882409 - 07/01/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

curious question, if necrophilia was legal, would a girl not of the age of consent be considered legal necrophilia?  or does age of consent laws continue after death?


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Re: Young girls. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21882415 - 07/01/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
curious question, if necrophilia was legal, would a girl not of the age of consent be considered legal necrophilia?  or does age of consent laws continue after death?





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Re: Young girls. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21882430 - 07/01/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I would think the fact that she's already dead would supersede everything else. :shrug: Why? Is their a NAMBLA-like organization for that one too?


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Great Scott]
    #21883590 - 07/01/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How dead we talk in? Like freshly dead or been dead for while? Or like a zombie and moves and shit. Or like a vampire. Gotta be more specific man.  :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21883595 - 07/01/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Necrophilia is too far, even for me.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21883946 - 07/01/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
why am I not surprised to see pris and zappa in a thread titled "young girls"


:lol:



I raised one quite successfully.  You?  Not so much


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Re: Young girls. [Re: D.M.T]
    #21884748 - 07/01/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

D.M.T said:
Necrophilia is too far, even for me.




ill make sure i come to your funeral(hopefully a long time from now), later that night i mean :singletear:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21885021 - 07/01/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
why am I not surprised to see pris and zappa in a thread titled "young girls"


:lol:



I raised one quite successfully.  You?  Not so much



Tuck your tail and slink off Bill, just save face after that one.

Hmmm, someone in this Pub thread is dangerously close to pedophilia, but I'm not going to name names or anything.

PeyoteZen: For what it's worth I think TheNatureKid is an abhorrent waste who isn't to be taken seriously and D.M.T, cliche names aside, seems pretty alright from what posts I've read. :2cents:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21885030 - 07/01/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
Quote:

D.M.T said:
Necrophilia is too far, even for me.




ill make sure i come to your funeral(hopefully a long time from now), later that night i mean :singletear:



Lol I wasn't sure if anyone got that reference. It's from GTA: San Andreas when you're driving that crazy Asian nurse girlfriend around, she says it.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: D.M.T]
    #21891247 - 07/03/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

This thread should be locked or moved to the secret paedo forum.


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21891260 - 07/03/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Did anyone in this thread admit that they'd theoretically go below the min. legal age?


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Re: Young girls. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #21891411 - 07/03/15 06:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
This thread should be locked or moved to the secret paedo forum.



:awewtf:


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Ihateyou]
    #21891420 - 07/03/15 06:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Ihateyou said:
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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
This thread should be locked or moved to the secret paedo forum.



:awewtf:



:tee:











































































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Re: Young girls. [Re: PanzerCubed]
    #21894660 - 07/03/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My 11 year old son got caught fingering a girl called Sarah at his school today.

My wife said to me, "You need to have a serious talk with him."

I said, "Don't be stupid, he's a lad, We've all done it!"

She said, "What do you mean?"

I said, "Sarah's a ho."


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21894685 - 07/03/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
My 11 year old son got caught fingering a girl called Sarah at his school today.

My wife said to me, "You need to have a serious talk with him."

I said, "Don't be stupid, he's a lad, We've all done it!"

She said, "What do you mean?"

I said, "Sarah's a ho."





don't talk about my mom like that


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21894702 - 07/03/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
My 11 year old son got caught fingering a girl called Sarah at his school today.

My wife said to me, "You need to have a serious talk with him."

I said, "Don't be stupid, he's a lad, We've all done it!"

She said, "What do you mean?"

I said, "Sarah's a ho."





don't talk about my mom like that





hahaha... I dated a chick named sarah, after a couple of rounds of sex with her
she asked for some money to go shopping and I handed her a handful of quarters,
the best part... she came back. I finally got rid of her by ditching her ass in
clarksville tennessee


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21894750 - 07/03/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: oh man that's fucking brutal

what did she say when you gave her the quarters? did she really act like you didn't just give her a handful of change??


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21894762 - 07/03/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

A handful of a quarters is like.. a whole lot of chances at the claw machine. She was probably really grateful to get to spend all that time playing.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (07/03/15 09:56 PM)


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Re: Young girls. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21894778 - 07/03/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

she probably just turned the quarters in for a few dollars, bought an ice-cream and sat eating it  contemplating how she was going to kill you :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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