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i just pooped green 1
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get over it
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle]
#21873762 - 06/29/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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its cuz i ate a bunch of blueberries yesterday
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle] 7
#21873769 - 06/29/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#21873777 - 06/29/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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What a shit poster! Fruity Pebbles cereal does it for me.
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beef and cheese el Monterrey makes my shit yellow. and my shit still don't stink
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thats awesome
did you smoke it?
it was probly just weed
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21874224 - 06/29/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your shit poster title is now official.
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: lowbrow]
#21874238 - 06/29/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I pooped black today is that bad
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Trichome_Delta9 said: beef and cheese el Monterrey makes my shit yellow. and my shit still don't stink
that thread with the vegans going on about shit smell
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Nitrous Monkey said: I pooped black today is that bad
Pooping black is actually a sign of internal/intestinal bleeding, if I was you I would get to the doctor ASAP, assuming that you're being serious.
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle]
#21874289 - 06/29/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometimes getting diarrhea can be a good thing.
When you gotta get ready to go in the morning, you can skip the toilet and just let loose in the shower. This way you don't have to try to mash a log through the little drain holes.
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You can always shit in the shower you just have to have good aim.
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle]
#21874334 - 06/29/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: get over it
I always knew you were a baby
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle]
#21874370 - 06/29/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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But can you shit a rainbow?
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chrisman PM me ur address if u want that shirt so i can send it out today when i go out in a little
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ah man
poop is so funny
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Bassfreak]
#21874545 - 06/29/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I drank pepto bismol that is the reason
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Bassfreak] 1
#21874693 - 06/29/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bassfreak said: ah man
poop is so funny
Is it though? Poop jokes are like family guy or Dane cook level comedy , true story
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Sheekle]
#21874710 - 06/29/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometimes my shit can be dark green
from all the kratom i eat along with vegetables
Shit is weeird
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3]
#21874714 - 06/29/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said:
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Bassfreak said: ah man
poop is so funny
Is it though? Poop jokes are like family guy or Dane cook level comedy , true story
Family guy pisses me off. Seth Mcfuckhead uses the family guy platform to spout his political beliefs and atheistic views all while making poop jokes without a storyline. "you know that one time..."
give me a break.
South Park is where its at.
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3]
#21874724 - 06/29/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said:
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Bassfreak said: ah man
poop is so funny
Is it though? Poop jokes are like family guy or Dane cook level comedy , true story
that and farts will always make me laugh lol
and i agree bill, family guy is such a bad show. south park is the shit
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Bassfreak]
#21874733 - 06/29/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Family guy is terrible but I do watch American dad...
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3] 2
#21874738 - 06/29/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: Family guy is terrible but I do watch American dad...
I typically shy away from both and watch Futurama
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3]
#21874747 - 06/29/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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it pisses me off how so many people around here think family guy is the funniest thing ever. I ask them why they like it better than south park and they say "I just don't like the south park animation. And with family guy, you are laughing the whole time. South park gets boring quick and don't really crack jokes"
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South Park is eons better than family guy
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3]
#21874802 - 06/29/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm a south park super fan, own every season on DVD son
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3]
#21874835 - 06/29/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: South Park is eons better than family guy 
They're both shit.
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Is that a poop joke?
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south park is so good...
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I like to stay open minded.
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MilkdudTitties said: Sometimes getting diarrhea can be a good thing.
When you gotta get ready to go in the morning, you can skip the toilet and just let loose in the shower. This way you don't have to try to mash a log through the little drain holes.
Actually, milkdud, the drain holes are part of a cover that comes off. If you remove the cover, BAM! Eastern style squatter. You (and your roommates) can thank me later.
Also, If you get a hand-held hose-style shower head, it's even like the hoses/dipsticks they use. You can make your shower feel like a vacation to Malaysia every time you shit!
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Bill_Oreilly said: it pisses me off how so many people around here think family guy is the funniest thing ever. I ask them why they like it better than south park and they say "I just don't like the south park animation. And with family guy, you are laughing the whole time. South park gets boring quick and don't really crack jokes"

What pisses me off is when people act like any one seth MacFarlane show is better than the other. They are all the same, 50 shades of shit. Ted made me chuckle I'll admit, but it pisses me off to see him get into movie business now, because now im gonna have a minefield of movies to avoid watching when i have friends asking if i wanna see a movie. Its already enough that 90% of people i used to smoke with always had one of his shows on, before long it'll be his plethora of movies they have going. When they have his shows on i at least have commercials to look forward too, with his movies its 90 minutes of hell.
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a few of his movies were ok, he did that end of the world one where the demon raped people at night, and then turned into that giant demon crushing houses with a big floppy penis, unless that was someone else but for some reason i thought it was him
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Quote:
LuSiD enthusiast said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: it pisses me off how so many people around here think family guy is the funniest thing ever. I ask them why they like it better than south park and they say "I just don't like the south park animation. And with family guy, you are laughing the whole time. South park gets boring quick and don't really crack jokes"

What pisses me off is when people act like any one seth MacFarlane show is better than the other. They are all the same, 50 shades of shit. Ted made me chuckle I'll admit, but it pisses me off to see him get into movie business now, because now im gonna have a minefield of movies to avoid watching when i have friends asking if i wanna see a movie. Its already enough that 90% of people i used to smoke with always had one of his shows on, before long it'll be his plethora of movies they have going. When they have his shows on i at least have commercials to look forward too, with his movies its 90 minutes of hell.
Yeah, his creative shortcomings are far harder to tolerate at 90 minutes. I went through my phase of enjoying Family Guy and American Dad but I avoid this guy's work like the plague nowadays.
Don't watch must South Park these days either but it's definitely better than anything McFarlane has crapped out.
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Yeah I really enjoyed Family Guy when I first started watching it in the early 2000's but it got pretty old pretty fast. I don't really watch TV much anymore, so I only catch South Park on occasion, but the humor is actually pretty intelligent, even though it's challenging for people to see how sometimes. I've always been a big fan of Futurama too ever since it first came out.
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the problem with southpark is it seems like that shit is never on, like there's never any new episodes, its worse than game of thrones to the point i lose interest waiting.
anyways yah nvm all seths movies do suck except for ted
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I've pooped blue before.
Does that mean I win?
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Nobody wins, we're all in this together.
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: Zombi3]
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BobaJones said: I've pooped blue before.
Does that mean I win?
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Zombi3 said: Nobody wins, we're all in this together.
But you are our new god, so there's that... Lead us to a new blue dawn, oh great leader.
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Re: i just pooped green [Re: BobaJones]
#21885636 - 07/01/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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what's wrong with you sheekie freaky do something with your life
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