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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: PLURAL]
    #21877008 - 06/30/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Treant said:
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qman said:
If you drug and rape her she gets to keep her security deposit.  :cookiemonster:



I will never understand what it is that drives people to make comments like this.



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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21877024 - 06/30/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

TLDR- are you balls deep yet OP?


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: nicechrisman] * 4
    #21877039 - 06/30/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
TLDR- are you balls deep yet OP?




He's negotiating a -50% discount on her rent for a hand-job. :lol:


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21877248 - 06/30/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If u like her try listening at her door at night to see if she talks about u. The more she brings up ur name the better chance u have. U can also collect her clothes when she's not home then when she's all bummed because she lost her underwear u can be a nice guy and surprise her with new ones. She'll be extra excited to see that u know her exact size. Also try touching and licking her food in the fridge. Most people don't know but we all leave pheromones on things we touch and when others interact with them they pick up this molecules and become sexually attracted to us.

If I were u I'd also look through photos of her friends and old boyfriends and start dressing like them, doing my hair and trimming my mustache to match people from her past, it will help her associate u with things she's familiar with and hopefully has good memories with. Also keep a log of when she comes home, showers, and leaves that way u can work your schedule around hers. Also leave some porno tapes Laing around ur room with the door open so she knows you're kinky


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21877256 - 06/30/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
TLDR- are you balls deep yet OP?





this.

he aint a man if he hasnt tapped that shit yet


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21877257 - 06/30/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Jesus people. She's moving in this week lol


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21877268 - 06/30/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

She'll be bringing home 2-3 different dudes every week and the whole house will be hearing their sex marathons throughout the night.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: qman]
    #21877290 - 06/30/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Funny enough, when I first started renting room, a bombshell was living upstairs right next to my room. The walls are paper thin and she had a boyfriend. She moaned a lot. I practically heard everything right down to the sound of a blowjob.

At first I didn't know how to approach the subject because its awkward and embarassing. But I had to eventually cause others heard her too and it created a weird atmosphere in the house. like "I know what you sound like when you have sex" and "Hey guy, I'm totally clueless that you know what I sound like when I have sex".

It was weird for everybody


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: ManianFH]
    #21877343 - 06/30/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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mick said:
If u like her try listening at her door at night to see if she talks about u. The more she brings up ur name the better chance u have. U can also collect her clothes when she's not home then when she's all bummed because she lost her underwear u can be a nice guy and surprise her with new ones. She'll be extra excited to see that u know her exact size. Also try touching and licking her food in the fridge. Most people don't know but we all leave pheromones on things we touch and when others interact with them they pick up this molecules and become sexually attracted to us.

If I were u I'd also look through photos of her friends and old boyfriends and start dressing like them, doing my hair and trimming my mustache to match people from her past, it will help her associate u with things she's familiar with and hopefully has good memories with. Also keep a log of when she comes home, showers, and leaves that way u can work your schedule around hers. Also leave some porno tapes Laing around ur room with the door open so she knows you're kinky




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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #21877366 - 06/30/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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mick said:
If u like her try listening at her door at night to see if she talks about u. The more she brings up ur name the better chance u have. U can also collect her clothes when she's not home then when she's all bummed because she lost her underwear u can be a nice guy and surprise her with new ones. She'll be extra excited to see that u know her exact size. Also try touching and licking her food in the fridge. Most people don't know but we all leave pheromones on things we touch and when others interact with them they pick up this molecules and become sexually attracted to us.

If I were u I'd also look through photos of her friends and old boyfriends and start dressing like them, doing my hair and trimming my mustache to match people from her past, it will help her associate u with things she's familiar with and hopefully has good memories with. Also keep a log of when she comes home, showers, and leaves that way u can work your schedule around hers. Also leave some porno tapes Laing around ur room with the door open so she knows you're kinky



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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21877776 - 06/30/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Here's Patlal's opening line when they first get some alone time.



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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #21878159 - 06/30/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nice there trying to rent out there other room. I'm hoping it's a hot chick that slides through. :lol: or a chill dude friend my age would be cool too.


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