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Onlineqman
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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #21873142 - 06/29/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP will be friend-zoned within the next 48 hours. :bigyesnod:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: qman]
    #21873189 - 06/29/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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qman said:
OP will be friend-zoned within the next 48 hours. :bigyesnod:




Yeah.......

Quite possibly


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal]
    #21873209 - 06/29/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

If he waits for a good opportunity he won't get friend-zoned until the mood is right. That could easily be a month or two away.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21873213 - 06/29/15 11:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

DSHSB

I have faith in you, young padawan.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Adden]
    #21873301 - 06/29/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Dont give her much attention she will want the D


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how it should read: So my dads new tenant is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #21873373 - 06/29/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
She's 35, looks no older than 34 1/2.

Recently divorced

Has 2 kids (Which won't live here)

She's here for 3 months.

Normally I am told by dad to not creep on his  business but I just might make an exception if I see the opportunity to make an absolute ass out of my dad and I.

Wish me luck!!!

:datass:




How it should read, because that first op wasn't weird enough


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal]
    #21873385 - 06/29/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Why doesn't she live with her children?  Unless she had them both by the time she was 17, they're both minors.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21873418 - 06/29/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Why doesn't she live with her children?  Unless she had them both by the time she was 17, they're both minors.





she must be a bad mom


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21873437 - 06/29/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe the father has custody? :shrug:


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21873714 - 06/29/15 01:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I believe that the bought her share of the house and she's taking 3 month to transition and find herself a new house to buy. In the meantime, the kids are in the fathers house so they don't get moved around too much


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal]
    #21873733 - 06/29/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

say goodbye to openly farting in your household.

:feelssadman:


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: qman] * 1
    #21876674 - 06/30/15 05:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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qman said:
If you drug and rape her she gets to keep her security deposit.  :cookiemonster:



I will never understand what it is that drives people to make comments like this.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: millzy]
    #21876689 - 06/30/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

millzy said:
say goodbye to openly farting in your household.

:feelssadman:





Fuck that, you better lay some ground rules down.

Rule #1-I'm a goddamn man and men fart, get used to it.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: PLURAL]
    #21876692 - 06/30/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Seems like a pretty clear attempt at humor to me, I'm sure qman thinks rape is more serious than just a security deposit.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21876701 - 06/30/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Shes going to cause roommate drama and steal peoples potatoes.


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21876716 - 06/30/15 06:14 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It was a joke, a play off of the OPs wiener post. Tasteless probably, however after seeing this board last month I doubt any of you know how to make a decent post.

"oh there's a hot girl in my house, time to creep hard and post about it even though I should know better":failboat:

Its nice to see the rest of you dipshits concerned about farting in the house and why are the kids with her. Not the serious rapey vibe being put out. Wonder why shrommery is in its darkest hour?


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: myc_check1212]
    #21876728 - 06/30/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Where do you see a rape vibe apart from the comments that look like clear jokes.

If making jokes is the same thing as condoning rape in your mind, then I'd say that's why you have a problem with the Shroomery lately. It's not a real problem, just your problem with it, but we don't all interpret it the same way you do.



Edited by SirShroomsAlott (06/30/15 06:29 AM)


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: PLURAL]
    #21876883 - 06/30/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Treant said:
Quote:

qman said:
If you drug and rape her she gets to keep her security deposit.  :cookiemonster:



I will never understand what it is that drives people to make comments like this.




The use of satire to make people laugh is the drive and motivation behind that comment.  Who are you, the satire police?  :lol:


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: Patlal]
    #21876888 - 06/30/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
She's 35, looks no older than 34 1/2.

Recently divorced

Has 2 kids (Which won't live here)

She's here for 3 months.

Normally I don't mix sex and business but I just might make an exception if I see the opportunity

Wish me luck!!!

:datass:




OH MOMMA HOW YOU DOOIINNNN


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Re: So my new roommate is a hot chick. [Re: qman] * 1
    #21876901 - 06/30/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am no one, I'm not even actually here.

:peace:


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