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Salomon
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why dont these exist?
#21867184 - 06/28/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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contact lenses that can process information into light while being powered by a small room's Tesla coil electricity transference with in the air, so no internal power, that transmits what you are computing on a processor in your PC or a phone or watch?
with mouth guards on the teeth, very discretely tucked as to be as u- feel-able as possible that also function on open air energy that can process sound information and vibrate accordingly into your jar , so you can hear sounds from it in your head?
using sensors in each device that would coordinate with a separate device that transfers WIFI signals directly towards the lenses and jaw vibrator.
so essentially transmitting the internet directly into your head, for use with closed eyes mostly for best clarity, or simplex things for open eyes for safety standards.
just like your heart rate and the temperature and shit and the time.
these would only work in an area with an air transfer power system or backpack / pocket versions could be made. these backpacking on smart phones computing, you could use them anywhere.
somebody fucking make these.
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KremrBigSikter
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Salomon]
#21867198 - 06/28/15 04:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't want electricity on my eyeball please.
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Salomon
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you wouldn't feel it, and there is no power source in the lenses themselves, the electricity is in the air in a field of range of the transmitter so yes there is electricity by your eyes but behind a nano printed shieth coating made of silicone structures it don't get hot and is not any more intrusive as a light source than normal room/ day light on the corneas. can be taken off as regular contacts. the technology is already here, just not fashioned into what i'm describing..
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Salomon]
#21867328 - 06/28/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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screen is better
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Bill_Oreilly
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Id rather find a way to record what the human being is seeing via contacts or sometjing.
To be able to record my psychedelic trips is my dream
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Salomon]
#21867630 - 06/28/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think the tech for that is quite there yet.
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Oggy
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Le_Canard]
#21867651 - 06/28/15 08:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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They don't exist because then the NSA would watch you spank it in the shower.
[edit] Seriously though, they don't exist because we don't have resistors, capacitors, transistors or IC's capable of functioning this small.
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Patlal
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Oggy]
#21867683 - 06/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Give it 20 years OP
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Salomon]
#21868731 - 06/28/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said: somebody fucking make these.
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MilkdudTitties
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Blend]
#21868736 - 06/28/15 02:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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YelloManSoldier
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Re: why dont these exist? [Re: Oggy]
#21868952 - 06/28/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Oggy said: They don't exist because then the NSA would watch you spank it in the shower.
[edit] Seriously though, they don't exist because we don't have resistors, capacitors, transistors or IC's capable of functioning this small.
Who the fuck stares at their own dick while fapping?
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