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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21876273 - 06/30/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Do you really think that would be the first time the judge would hear that line "it's not a drug, it's medicine!"

it's going to be a total fail...

is this a troll post or are you really that naive?


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21876274 - 06/30/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Also, your epic speech is not going to be as epic as you imagine it because your ass is on the line. So you will be nervous and you will stumble and stutter and doubt yourself while you stand there. It's not going to be pretty.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21876286 - 06/30/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you really think that would be the first time the judge would hear that line "it's not a drug, it's medicine!"

it's going to be a total fail...

is this a troll post or are you really that naive?



I'm convinced it's not a troll post. Trolls don't generally portray themselves as naive, they portray themselves as cocky. Being cocky gets the vitriolic responses far more than naivety does.

In simpler terms (and not to insult OP) there's simply not enough "dumb" in the OP or responses by OP to be classic signs of trolling. A good troll would've had plenty of responses already to show us how dumb we were and draw more ire.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21876300 - 06/30/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nahh I'm really serious idk what makes you think I'm a troll. I've never done in the past either. I just truly believe in this and it's seems like to me you have a problem with it.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21876306 - 06/30/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Also, your epic speech is not going to be as epic as you imagine it because your ass is on the line. So you will be nervous and you will stumble and stutter and doubt yourself while you stand there. It's not going to be pretty.



I'm not going to stumble and stutter. I won't be nervous at all because I have no reason to this isn't my first time in court so I'm used to it and have never been nervous before.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876307 - 06/30/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think you're a troll... I've stated that pretty clearly.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21876310 - 06/30/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

You don't know this judge he's the nicest and most understandable. He's also wise so I imagine he'll think logically and we'll meet eye to eye on this.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler] * 1
    #21876312 - 06/30/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Will you videotape it for us :smirk:


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21876314 - 06/30/15 01:26 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That wouldn't be legal I'm not even allowed to have my phone on in the courtroom
I'll see if I can get a friend to if they have the same date as me. But I'll try my best.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876353 - 06/30/15 01:56 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Nahh I'm really serious idk what makes you think I'm a troll. I've never done in the past either. I just truly believe in this and it's seems like to me you have a problem with it.



Dude we are trying to help you. You are going to fuck yourself if they even find out you have been smoking, let alone you trying to persuade the judge to break a federal law.

Come on dude snap the fuck outa it


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876365 - 06/30/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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You don't know this judge he's the nicest and most understandable. He's also wise so I imagine he'll think logically and we'll meet eye to eye on this.



All judges are nice to a certain degree... It's not really being nice though, more indifferent. They see this shit day in day out it doesn't even faze them. They're basically just the cashier at your local grocery store. Some can be nicer and some can be more dickier, but in general, they're just so used to it, they don't even give a shit anymore. That is of course until you challenge them in some way. Quickest way to piss me off and pull fury out of me when I was a cashier? Tell me I'm wrong about something I know I'm right about and call into question my judgement.

You may think you're right about what you plan to say, but I can pretty much guarantee the judge won't see it that way. You plan to do the one thing that was a sure fire way to piss me and every single person who works retail, off. Call into question our judgement. You call his judgement into question. I guaran-fucking-tee he's going to become super dick. He is going to shut you down, he's going to make an example out of you.

The last thing you want is a judge's attention and you're about to get 100% of it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876375 - 06/30/15 02:10 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

How the hell have you survived this long with such  utter crap for brains man? If you're serious then no one can help you I guess.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Ezuma]
    #21876415 - 06/30/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)




Watch those two videos if you wanna see how quickly judges can become complete and total dicks. While you're watching them, consider the fact that the judge is going to view what you plan to say just as disrespectful as their behavior. Then realize the judge deciding your fate has just as much power. They will fuck you with a wooden dick and break it off in your ass without a second thought.

I could probably find a dozen more examples but I'm too lazy.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876432 - 06/30/15 02:54 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah it is, and it's time for a change. When you treat these people that are doing nothing wrong like criminals then what's that supposed to teach them? Police are here to protect and serve and stoners that are able to function in society like everyone else need to be protected as well not constantly harassed and thrown in jail, then they lose their job and most have to turn to crime to support themselves because of the consequences of jail, I lost my job when I was thrown in jail and now I'm back with my parents it's all bullshit.




...To protect and serve... The LAW. and that's exactly what the Judge is going to say "I don't care if you are Nauseous, I Care if you use drugs, because Drugs or ILLEGAL!"

Do you have your "Medical Card" ? that's the ONLY thing I can see giving you any sort of leeway. 

and as already said,  Unless you don't mind "topping-out",  Probably shouldn't tell the Judge anything other than "That MJ is the only thing [so far] thats works..."


may i ask what the original charge that got you on Pb {assuming Midemeanor} was?


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876494 - 06/30/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)


So vote be active in society write senators.  You are delusional if you think pissin dirty and being honest will get you anywhere with your po or judge.  FOOL!


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21876538 - 06/30/15 04:20 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Damn Shroomslip. They are literally setting examples. If you are in a group process like that (which I hadn't even realised existed) you are without a single doubt going to get fucked up OP. How you can even think differently is beyond me.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21876545 - 06/30/15 04:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

120 fucking days for saying some stupid bullshit in court?!?! That's just fucking Inhumane dude, fucking power tripping judge. I hope he gets caught drunk driving like a lot of judges do and gets a taste of his own medicine. Fucking low life piece of shit


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21876555 - 06/30/15 04:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



:eek:


Edited by Corporal Kielbasa (06/30/15 04:38 AM)


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21876574 - 06/30/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Damn Shroomslip. They are literally setting examples. If you are in a group process like that (which I hadn't even realised existed) you are without a single doubt going to get fucked up OP. How you can even think differently is beyond me.



This country is a jail/prison factory. It's not really feasible to transport everyone from jail (you can serve time in jail or prison, but pretty much everyone who doesn't bail out is "held" in jail until sentencing) to courtroom for the preliminary shit. So yeah, a lot of it these days is done remotely.
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120 fucking days for saying some stupid bullshit in court?!?! That's just fucking Inhumane dude, fucking power tripping judge. I hope he gets caught drunk driving like a lot of judges do and gets a taste of his own medicine. Fucking low life piece of shit



I both agree and disagree. Obviously calling someone a cock isn't worthy of 6 months in jail, but at the same time, if you're stupid enough to think any good is going to come of that or you just can't keep your mouth shut knowing the risk, you kinda deserve it. Judges are WAY above cops. It's (mostly) okay to voice your distaste with a cop. Won't bring anything good, and it might even wind up with you in jail for at least the night, but ultimately, they can't really do much about it. A judge on the other hand can do quite a lot about it. Most people sentenced aren't given anywhere near the maximum penalty. He does have the power to give you that maximum. I'm not going to debate the morality of how he uses his power, because it doesn't really matter. All that does is the fact he can. When you're in the cross hairs, that's all that should matter to you.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21876617 - 06/30/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

The kid definately needed to be shown that he can't talk like to a damn judge of all people but the sentence was just fucked up.


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