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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: trampis]
    #21867103 - 06/28/15 03:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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What are you on probation for in the first place?




Anything drug related?




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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21867127 - 06/28/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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If that's what it's gonna take to stand up for what a believe in so be it. I personally have a feeling it will go over well.



I dunno what in the hell would give you that impression. Judges are even worse than the most strict parents when it comes to "Do what I tell you to do or else".

Make sure you update this thread after you execute your plan with vivid details. It should at least be good for a nice laugh.


I will for sure update you guys on what happens. My next review is aug 8 so if I don't post that's day then you'll know I'm in jail. I plan on making this bigger than just a one man army I'm trying to get as many people as possible. It's time.




You do realize that people test dirty for thc on the regular and compound their problems. It is one of the few things with a +72 hour window. As much as I understand your desire to make change this will only change your path from towards exiting the justice system into the heart of the beast.

And as mentioned never tell a judge anything that isn't a response to a direct question the asked, them folks have some egos for sure.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21867254 - 06/28/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Hai guys long time no see!!
I've recently been self medicating while on probation since I get super nauseous after eating the smallest amounts of food, so I saw the doctor and got prescribed Zofran but that didn't even help at all. So I thought the smart thing to do would be self medication. I smoked yesterday after eating a corn dog and I felt no nausea at all. It was pretty awesome being able to munch out without getting sick.

But anyways, I wanted to take a stand at my next probation review and tell the judge that there's nothing wrong with self medicating and that in the end as a judge, it's his job to settle the difference between right and wrong and not what the law says because the law is not always right.
I haven't been ua though in about 2 months but my plan is to take a stand if I ever get a dirty ua. I've also motivated a bunch of other people on probation to take a stand.

I was wondering what's your opinion on this and how do you think it'll go? I want to show the judge there's nothing wrong with it and I'll continue to do so.

Thanks! :wink:




I have the EXACT same problem bro. I suffer from bad nausea and nobody knows why. Weirdly enough, poppy pods remove most of that nausea and I get the munchies.:hugitout:
I have no contacts for weed so I can't try that :feelsbadman:


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler] * 1
    #21869932 - 06/28/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

tell the judge wutver you'd like man, but just know u're going against all odds ma man.

not saying u could, but not saying u cant either..


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: zZZz] * 2
    #21870249 - 06/28/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

my average posts per day is 4.21

so close.

Yes, I'm aware that that was irrelevant :whatyougonnado:


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #21870781 - 06/28/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

There are so many other plants that will relieve your bad diets but you guys NEED fuckin weed.

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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21871329 - 06/28/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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If that's what it's gonna take to stand up for what a believe in so be it. I personally have a feeling it will go over well.



Dont do it dude. It will almost certainly end badly for you.  You violated probation. The Judge will seek justice for that and punish you accordingly.

What state do you live in? Is Marijuana legal there?


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: DOBAS]
    #21872637 - 06/29/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i wonder if OP is in jail now


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Sheekle]
    #21872747 - 06/29/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP, the courts have no compassion or morals (aside from those required by law). Arguing with a judge is like arguing with a cop. You're better off not saying a damn thing unless it will clearly benefit you in a legal sense. When you plead guilty to the judge your jail sentence probably won't even make the paper, and if it does, then the people reading about it will forget about you in between sips of coffee. Getting eaten up by the legal system won't change a damn thing. Successful protests involve large organised groups of people with the right goals and methods, and even when they work they still change almost nothing. Your efforts would be better spent by surviving as a criminal and gaining the respect of the people around you. Cultural norms are way more powerful than deviant pleas for mercy or justice.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler] * 1
    #21872826 - 06/29/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I'll for sure let you and everyone know what happens.




That's what weed does to you, careless and stupid

You don't piss on the law, and then disrespect the officer afterwards

If you piss on the law, you always have a really good excuse, not a bad excuse that you were just self medicating, that's the worlds worst excuse, the excuse of an addict that lives in a dense fog of cannabis addiction

They'll throw your ass in jail right away and they'll be happy to do so to set an example out of you

There are much better ways, and they are politics if you really care, and another good way is just don't get caught
If you get caught and you just don't care, take the penalty

But who doesn't care about their home,family,girlfriend etc. ?

A year in jail means you're never getting a normal work again likely in your life


Weed often makes people irresponsible/careless about their future, and that is not a good thing, you are lacking realism in life as everyone is telling you


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21873156 - 06/29/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

OP, knowing if it was a drug charge in the first place greatly changes my advice. if it was, you're screwed and they won't tolerate drug use of any kind. unless you're a medical patient in a state court. if you are on probation for something else then they most likely aren't going to do a chemical analysis.

the most important thing i have learned when dealing with the law is never admit to breaking it. EVER in other words don't tell the judge about anything you have done illegal. if weed is legal for you then fuck it you theoretically have nothing to lose.

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Maybe you should just shut the fuck up and let your lawyer do the talking.  Because I don't see any positive that can come out of you opening your piehole in court.  If you say the same stupid shit in court that you do here you are going to get fucked.  And be damn sure they can fuck you.  Hard.




:whathesaid: Trust me bro, they won't use lube either.

just watch yourself op this can of worms is much bigger than it looks


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #21876212 - 06/30/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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OP, the courts have no compassion or morals (aside from those required by law). Arguing with a judge is like arguing with a cop. You're better off not saying a damn thing unless it will clearly benefit you in a legal sense. When you plead guilty to the judge your jail sentence probably won't even make the paper, and if it does, then the people reading about it will forget about you in between sips of coffee. Getting eaten up by the legal system won't change a damn thing. Successful protests involve large organised groups of people with the right goals and methods, and even when they work they still change almost nothing. Your efforts would be better spent by surviving as a criminal and gaining the respect of the people around you. Cultural norms are way more powerful than deviant pleas for mercy or justice.



I'm not naive I know how fucked up it is. I believe I have the power to make a change in this world so why not do something then sit around like a useless dumbass that has no word.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876223 - 06/30/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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it's his job to settle the difference between right and wrong and not what the law says because the law is not always right.




It's his job to keep the prison system occupied so it can make money for the state. The laws are right because they help him do so.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler] * 1
    #21876233 - 06/30/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I'm not naive I know how fucked up it is. I believe I have the power to make a change in this world so why not do something then sit around like a useless dumbass that has no word.




change isnt always for the positive, recidivism doesnt make a positive change, it
makes another statistic for the drug war which reinforces in the minds of
lawmakers and voters alike that drugs are bad because it makes people say and do
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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21876238 - 06/30/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Or maybe the judge can stand up and be real man and stand up for what he believes in.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876243 - 06/30/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I remember when I used to believe in fairytales.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: GoldenEye]
    #21876246 - 06/30/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

And they're still very real my man. Just look and see.


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler]
    #21876248 - 06/30/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Or maybe the judge can stand up and be real man and stand up for what he believes in.





yeah, most judges believe in jail time for probation violators and repeat
offenders, I dunno, as crazy as it sonds they kinda see it as a slap to the
face when they tell you you have a new set of rules to follow and you
completely disregard them because you felt like getting high and decided to
call it medication. for some reason they dont see self medication as actually
getting medical help even when it's prescription drugs

so maybe he will stand up for what he believes in and you'll only get 6 months


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler] * 2
    #21876249 - 06/30/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Don't do it, don't dig yourself in a hole just to preach your political platform to somebody who has power over you. NOT A SMART MOVE NIGGA!


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Re: Telling the judge I'm going to continue self medicating. [Re: aler] * 3
    #21876260 - 06/30/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:facepalm:

Can you please explain your optimism and the mental image that's going through your head when you tell the judge basically "Look man, I know it's against my probation and I know you've set an order I'm not to do it, but I don't care and I'm just going to do it anyways"?

Do you picture the stern look fading from his face as the corners of his mouth start to tremble and then butterflies swoop out from behind him, and then his pupils start to dilate as he looks down and contemplates just how much of an unreasonable jackass he's been and finally conceded defeat and admits his fault and sees the light?

Like really, honestly, what do you see in your head?

I can tell you exactly what happens, and feel free to correct me if you prove me wrong. But he's going to be sitting there looking over paperwork and when you bring this up his ears are going to perk, he's going to heighten his gaze slowly to focus deadly on you, his eyes are going to start to squint, his forehead is going to wrinkle, he's going to stare at you hard for a few seconds, he's going to ask you to repeat yourself so there can be no mistake. He's going to listen, carefully to every word that leaves your mouth, he's going to sit back in his chair, take a breath, and then he's going to rip you a new one so hard you'd tuck your tail between your legs and run away whimpering if you even had the choice to.

Also as an added bonus, if you interrupt his tirade in any fashion, if you don't sit there silently and just take it, he's going to scream over you basically "If you don't shut the fuck up right now, this very second, I will find you in contempt" and if you keep on after that, he's going to have the bailiff take you to a holding cell. You're gonna get no chance to defend or explain yourself. Once you repeat to him what you said, you better buckle the fuck up and enjoy the ride. If you open your mouth to speak once he starts ripping your new asshole, you're going to get an entirely new charge.


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