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OfflinePatlal
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Poor oral hygiene is the worst...
    #21863890 - 06/27/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Name the things that smell the worst on this planet. You'll get:

- Rotten eggs
- Rotten meat
- Feet
- Cadavres
- Shit

The truth of it all is that the worst smell on this planet is the breath of a guy with poor oral hygiene... Nothing wants to make me throw up than a whiff of bad breath.

Example, my neighbor. Smoke cgs and weed all the time. His front tooth is cracked in half and black, the rest of his teeth are yellow and the cracks between his teeth are all black. Ugly as fuck. Stinky as fuck. The worse is that guy is on disability due to bipolar disease. Which means that he gets free dental appointments every 6 months and everything is covered right up to reconstruction surgery. Clearly he doesn't take advantage of that opportunity...

Brush your teeth people. Get these rotten tooth pulled out (hell, I don't even know how to get a rotten tooth)... Its nasty as fuck, it makes you look like a poor loser who doesn't give a fuck and lastly, who the fuck will want to kiss you (other than a girl will equally shitty teeth?)

Some people man...


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21863927 - 06/27/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Don't forget rotten pussy.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: qman]
    #21864000 - 06/27/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A dead rotting mouse in the wall and I know that fucker will stink for a week and I have no chance of finding it.  Fuck.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21864057 - 06/27/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
A dead rotting mouse in the wall and I know that fucker will stink for a week and I have no chance of finding it.  Fuck.




Well see, when dealing with one week of bad smell is order to save a drywall job. I get.

But to tolerate rotten teeth veryday when the guy could get free everything. I don't get.

Shitty teeth is the worse. It takes away all the credibility you can have


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21864086 - 06/27/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have no idea where to even open the wall.  If I did it would be ripped.  Fuck.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21864171 - 06/27/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I have no idea where to even open the wall.  If I did it would be ripped.  Fuck.




Open up tht 1000 square feet of wall Zap. You know how to fix it anyway


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21864176 - 06/27/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
A dead rotting mouse in the wall and I know that fucker will stink for a week and I have no chance of finding it.  Fuck.





Omg this, we get this at my warehouse all the time, it's by far one of the worst smells IMO. Only once we had to open the wall and find it because it got wrapped up on wires and got fried and managed to fuck the power in that room because of it.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21864251 - 06/27/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tell urboss to hire a fucking exterminator that shit aint rite cheap bastard.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21865661 - 06/27/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i used to know a guy who when u saw his teeth they would look exactly like this



never smelled his breath tho..


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21865666 - 06/27/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Name the things that smell the worst on this planet.





your moms..

oh whats the use..


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
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It's just a shot away..


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21865721 - 06/27/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

No tooth brushes back in the day only tooth picks.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21865750 - 06/27/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fish. Especially when there is a lot. Lots of fish.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21865843 - 06/27/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Name the things that smell the worst on this planet.





your moms..

oh whats the use..



You are becoming a bore Nill


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21865860 - 06/27/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Name the things that smell the worst on this planet.





your moms..

oh whats the use..



You are becoming a bore Nill




pot kettle


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #21865947 - 06/27/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't think so and I doubt many others do either.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21865970 - 06/27/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i've got a sayin,

u aint a real G if u aint got fucked up teeth :gangsta:


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: zZZz]
    #21866001 - 06/27/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Only people with nice teeth are worth anything.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21866008 - 06/27/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

this thread inspired me to brush my teeth  :brushteeth:


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Patlal]
    #21866096 - 06/27/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

When it comes to oral hygiene, it's something that I do myself with great pride.

It's quite sad for me to see friends I've known for years that got addicted to meth.
With that drug the majority of people just stop caring at all about OH once they're hooked.

I'm sure this isn't applicable to every meth addict, but it s applicable to the people I've seen go through it.

I also know a hippie kid that only showers once every 2-3 weeks. He's an awesome, kind, honest person but his hygiene is just so off the wall. I don't have anything bad to say about it, but I honestly don't know how anyone could live that way.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: shadyy]
    #21866132 - 06/27/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My tooth hurts now...


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21866139 - 06/27/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

and how about those organic toothpastes?

the shit just doesn't work


and those freaks that are against using deodorant


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: shadyy]
    #21866197 - 06/27/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I dont use deodorant. I'm not against it I just don't use it.


For the most part I smoke so much weed that my B.O. Smells like weed. :shrug:

Also my B.O. has never bothered ME so why the fuck should I spend money on wiping weird smelly combinations of chemicals and metals especially aluminum into my sweat glands to clog them and stop normal function?

You fuckers who use deoderant are the weird ones.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21866252 - 06/27/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if you wanna smell like ass, smell like ass

I'm just saying you're a freak


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #21866412 - 06/27/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

some chick at a pool party in vegas threw up in the pool and they had to pull everyone out of the pool and chemically shock it to rid it of her intestines

edit - yyeeepp. i failed on this one. i read the thread title as ' pool oral hygiene is the worst ' ??????? i dont know

just use mouth wash and brush your teeth


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: shadyy]
    #21866438 - 06/27/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If your armpits smell like your ass I think you should see a doctor.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21866468 - 06/27/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i am a doctor


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: shadyy]
    #21866479 - 06/27/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So is Shaquille O'Neal.
:chilldog:


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21866496 - 06/27/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
So is Shaquille O'Neal.
:chilldog:



No he is a sonic-powered vigilante. <that's what I call my toothbrush/vibrator.


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Re: Poor oral hygiene is the worst... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #21866711 - 06/27/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's the worst. I can smell that shit from 2 feet away. I turned someone down earlier this year because once you got up close damn that shit was gnarly


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