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ak47myth
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Random drug tests.
#21862508 - 06/27/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So i got a new job. They give random drug tests. And i dont want to quit smoking a completely safe plant (weed) just because its illegal.
I could carry a small bottle of synthetic urine in my pocket everyday to work... But how would i keep it the correct temperature all day long? Especially during summers/winters.
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: ak47myth]
#21862516 - 06/27/15 02:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Are you making enough to get a 2nd storage bladder surgically implanted?
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: The Phleg]
#21862548 - 06/27/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just keep a kit in the glovebox of your car. Then do your job better than anyone else and it will all be fine!
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: Matt87]
#21862674 - 06/27/15 04:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go to sports authority, get a jock that comes with the pants almost looks like boxers, take out the jock put the bottle in the jock pocket. will stay warm and its comfortable. Beats tapeing the bottle to your nuts..
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: Sterben]
#21862681 - 06/27/15 04:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Depending on where you work you'll most likely be sent somewhere else to do your random. If that's the case leaving it in the car would be fine and you could use the microwave at a gas station for the 5-10 sec it recommends for the synthetic
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: Matt87]
#21862734 - 06/27/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Matt87 said: Just keep a kit in the glovebox of your car. Then do your job better than anyone else and it will all be fine!
Nope this is not how random drug tests work. It can happen at any time while you are at work. At my job it usually happens the minute you walk through the door. I've seen this happen 5 times in the last year.
So, i carry synthetic urine with a heating pad/hot hands strapped to it. Keeps it warm for a few hours.
And we have to piss right there at work. Once they inform you you have to piss, they quarantine you in an office with the drug person who will be taking the sample and you cannot go anywhere until you piss.
Random drug tests are a joke
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: DOBAS]
#21862798 - 06/27/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've never had random drug tests, but I'm curious. What are the repercussions of having a positive test? Are you just fired or is there some sort of legal percussion.
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: DOBAS]
#21862802 - 06/27/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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... I carry synthetic urine with a heating pad/hot hands strapped to it. Keeps it warm for a few hours...
You do this every day?
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: vinsue]
#21862804 - 06/27/15 06:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Achillita said: I've never had random drug tests, but I'm curious. What are the repercussions of having a positive test? Are you just fired or is there some sort of legal percussion.
Fired
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vinsue said:
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... I carry synthetic urine with a heating pad/hot hands strapped to it. Keeps it warm for a few hours...
You do this every day?
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: DOBAS]
#21862993 - 06/27/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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How long do those little warmer pads last?
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: Achillita]
#21863041 - 06/27/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Achillita said: I've never had random drug tests, but I'm curious. What are the repercussions of having a positive test? Are you just fired or is there some sort of legal percussion.
Typically this is not a legal matter. You are just simply fired. At least this is the case most of the time. I just don't understand why we cannot do drugs and work. Obviously there will always be people that will overdue it and they are idiots for that. If someone is putting others in danger at work I can see the problem. However someone that handles their shit, doesn't flaunt it around the workplace. I just don't see a problem with it.
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: DOBAS]
#21864040 - 06/27/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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DOBAS said:
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Achillita said: I've never had random drug tests, but I'm curious. What are the repercussions of having a positive test? Are you just fired or is there some sort of legal percussion.
Fired
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vinsue said:
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... I carry synthetic urine with a heating pad/hot hands strapped to it. Keeps it warm for a few hours...
You do this every day?
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Every single day man
Wow. You work at the Whitehouse or something? Not many companies have random in house testing like that.
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: Matt87]
#21864391 - 06/27/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dobas. Id love for you to go into better detail on how you prepare yourself everyday with the fake piss.
I want to carry it around on me all day at work. But i work outside so the temperature can vary.
I am confident that they will eventually test me. I want to be prepared.
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: ak47myth]
#21866703 - 06/27/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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http://www.urineluck.com/synthetics-c-4.html
This site will tell you all you need to know. Handwarmers last for a couple of hours if you let the hand warmer heat up for like 30 min before strapping it on to the piss. Also shake and massage the hand warmer occasionally during the 30 minute heatup phase. In the Winter, it will not last nearly as long if you are outside so re heating or using 2 heating pads will be necessary
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Re: Random drug tests. [Re: DOBAS]
#21866798 - 06/28/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My roommate uses a bottle warmer. And he has all this clean pee in the freezer, it's gross. I wouldn't never pee in a bottle for a job
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