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Cheating.....is a myth * 1
    #21862222 - 06/27/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There is no such thing as cheating outside of marriage I have decided. It's something that has been learned the hardway.....but societies expectations for a relationship outside marriage (the authentic man and women kind) are bullshit.

Are you in a relationship right now? Not married? Wanna go flirt with another person? Go do it!

In reality your relationship is either a courtship, or an abomination  in the eyes of the Lord. At the end of the day no one gives a fuck if you have the same address, it doesn't matter if you say I love you, or have great sex.

You are not married :naughty: There is no such thing as "righteous immortality". Never forget that


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 3
    #21862228 - 06/27/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You're going to hell, Almond Flour.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Sheekle]
    #21862230 - 06/27/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You're going to hell, Almond Flour.



Probably not, but by modern definition I'm a monster.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862232 - 06/27/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If your partner is OK with it and you aren't lying to her about it. Have fun fucking multiple girls.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Matt87]
    #21862235 - 06/27/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You might get the ghonacyphaherpeaids though.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Matt87]
    #21862244 - 06/27/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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If your partner is OK with it and you aren't lying to her about it. Have fun fucking multiple girls.



But the thing is....who the fuck are they to tell you otherwise.....sure as hell aint your wife!!!!

And that's my point. They are fucking nobody other than a person who enjoys your company. Fuck I could say the same for a co worker


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862251 - 06/27/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: blackhawk] * 1
    #21862267 - 06/27/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?




Lol no, I found out pretending to be married doesn't mean you are married. I just wasted 2 years of my life when I could had been scouting out other potential females who will actually want to have a life with me. Instead I played make believe like a fucking 5 yr old and got my heart broken....again. Took me 9 years. But I finally understand relationships.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 5
    #21862269 - 06/27/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Cool story bro


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862273 - 06/27/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21862274 - 06/27/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.



It's for your own good


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862279 - 06/27/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Since when was pre-marital sex ok in the eyes of the Lord?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: daytripper05]
    #21862285 - 06/27/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's my point, never. That is exactly what this thread is all about


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21862294 - 06/27/15 12:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.



It's for your own good



Unlike some people I don't need an imaginary being watching everything I do and judging me, to be a good person. Your God does have some very stupid ass rules though.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (06/27/15 12:44 AM)


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862316 - 06/27/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So you had a girl friend that you lived with and had sex with all without getting married even though it says not to in your religion? And you somehow think that getting married is going to ensure this doesn't happen to you in the future?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: daytripper05]
    #21862325 - 06/27/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So you had a girl friend that you lived with and had sex with all without getting married even though it says not to in your religion? And you somehow think that getting married is going to ensure this doesn't happen to you in the future?



What are you implying? It's good "practice"? GROW UP :gc:

If you are not married, you are not cheating


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 4
    #21862332 - 06/27/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Scary how Christians can twist and bend the bible to make immoral behavior, not so immoral.

Goes back a long ways too..

I don't give a shit what your God recognizes as a relationship. If you and your partner mutually agree you're in a relationship, it makes you a scumbag to go and betray their trust and cheat on them, and yes you are cheating on them. Fuck what God has to say in the matter.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21862354 - 06/27/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Scary how Christians can twist and bend the bible to make immoral behavior, not so immoral.

Goes back a long ways too..

I don't give a shit what your God recognizes as a relationship. If you and your partner mutually agree you're in a relationship, it makes you a scumbag to go and betray their trust and cheat on them, and yes you are cheating on them. Fuck what God has to say in the matter.



Did you see me quote the Bible? No. Because I'm stating facts. Premarital sex is already forbidden. To lie to yourself and say "we'll I'm in a commited relationship so that's pretty close" :datass: is bullshit.

Fuck your secular way of thinking (your THINKING not YOU as in breaking pub rules) and fuck society for brainwashing you into thinking you are being rightous. You are not. Fuck your partner too. There is a reason we are not supposed to give ourselves physically outside marriage. Want a broken heart? By all means, but don't be mad when the rest of us decide to "play the game" as it stands.

This shit ain't "house rules" son. It's written in black and white. Its the Hoyles Rules of relationship advice....the Bible! :awepreciation: Don't commit adultry against your wife or with someone elses. I don't owe a female I am with jack shit other than a polite attitude. But when I actually find a wife she will be treated like fucking royalty


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Edited by Almond Flour (06/27/15 01:13 AM)


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21862364 - 06/27/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes you are quoting the Bible, because premarital sex being forbidden isn't some undeniable fact of life and nature like "water always rolls down hill" or "fire burns". It's some stupid rule written in that book.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21862370 - 06/27/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Yes you are quoting the Bible, because premarital sex being forbidden isn't some undeniable fact of life and nature like "water always rolls down hill" or "fire burns". It's some stupid rule written in that book.



Funny how you lie and say I'm twisting words, yet admit it's plainly written.....all in one breath

How can we trust anything you are saying?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862383 - 06/27/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes you are twisting what the Bible says to suit your own selfish wants/needs. It's okay to cheat because you're not really in a relationship. Even if this isn't something you're doing, you're still twisting the words and the thought that someone that's supposed to be of faith could twist them to that end, is just :facepalm:.

And yes it is written in the Bible. A book written by man. I put no more stock in anything the Bible says than I do in Harry Potter. They are both written by man (man as in human I'm aware the author of Harry Potter is female).


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21862394 - 06/27/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Yes you are twisting what the Bible says to suit your own selfish wants/needs. It's okay to cheat because you're not really in a relationship. Even if this isn't something you're doing, you're still twisting the words and the thought that someone that's supposed to be of faith could twist them to that end, is just :facepalm:.

And yes it is written in the Bible. A book written by man. I put no more stock in anything the Bible says than I do in Harry Potter. They are both written by man (man as in human I'm aware the author of Harry Potter is female).




Nowhere in the Bible does it say NOT to cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend. You are seriously ignorant in the workings of the Bible, you have obviously not read a page. And NOTHING that the Catholic Church teaches says one shouldnt cheat on their boyfriend or girlfriend. Hell it may very well be how you find your wife.

Be aware, when I say....Cheat here. I am talking about

Kissing
Flirting
Taking out on Dates
Holding hands
Cuddling

Not SEX. Because sex is something that should be done between husband and wife. However, simply for the hypocrisy of secular logic.....even sleeping with someone else is perfectly fine. Because if you are not going to obey Gods commands surrounding sex, why on EARTH should it bother you to break the bullshit "Rules" created by the same fucking morons that rock Pop music all day, and just redefined marriage for the first time in thousands upon thousands, upon thousands of years.

its a joke, and so is "Supreme Loyalty" to your Boyfriend or Girlfriend whom at the end of the day.....you dont owe jack shit.

Anyone feel what im putting down? Please speak up.


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Edited by Almond Flour (06/27/15 01:34 AM)


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862402 - 06/27/15 01:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Actually I'm not ignorant of it. I've read it, multiple times over. I wasn't always an atheist/agnostic. Even after I was, I still read it while in jail. I read the entire dictionary front to back too.. You'll do just about anything in there to pass the time.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862404 - 06/27/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You definitely don't understand relationships AF


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21862407 - 06/27/15 01:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Actually I'm not ignorant of it. I've read it, multiple times over. I wasn't always an atheist/agnostic. Even after I was, I still read it while in jail. I read the entire dictionary front to back too.. You'll do just about anything in there to pass the time.




The only "twisting" I am doing is around the bullshit notion that we have to be faithful to our boyfriends or girlfriends. Its a lie. Some of the most successful couples I met were those who dropped their particular partner when they found someone better.

Who are we to judge? Maybe they are onto something. Its Biblical after all :smug:


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21862422 - 06/27/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And that's my point. You're using the Bible/religion to justify being a complete douche nozzle. Like just because it's not said in there then it's okay and doesn't make you a fuck wad.

The Bible is just a guideline on how to be a decent human being. It's not the complete and total manual.

You find someone better? Then have the balls to confront your current partner instead of running around behind their back.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21862475 - 06/27/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Betraying someone's trust and going against the ideals you agreed upon is some assholery no matter whyat spin you try to put on it.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862481 - 06/27/15 02:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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John 8 King James Version (KJV)

8 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.

2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.

3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.

9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

13 The Pharisees therefore said unto him, Thou bearest record of thyself; thy record is not true.

14 Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.

15 Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man.






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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862533 - 06/27/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.



It's for your own good



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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862763 - 06/27/15 05:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Good luck finding a woman who accepts that your won't stop getting your dick wet in some strange until the day you say 'I do.'

That's pretty lame, that some old tradition means more to you than what you feel in your heart.

What you're saying in this thread, is simply that you're so insecure that you refuse to trust someone. That's a weakness because generalizing people means you never truly understand them. I don't care what your girlfriend did, or what you did. Don't be an asshole and use your weakness as a means to validate dishonest behaviour. Find a polygamist relationship and see how you feel about it then.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21862765 - 06/27/15 05:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21862788 - 06/27/15 06:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm terribly confused lol. So from what I understand it's okay to "cheat" because you're not married and that's okay with "God" but sex outside of marriage is wrong in the eyes of "God" but that's okay as well because you're not married anyways? That doesn't really make sense but I can't seem to find the way to explain it...oh well.

Anyways what's the point of being in a relationship if you just want to fuck other people? I never really understood that but people seem to think it's fine. If you want to sleep around then sleep around but do it being single or be in a relationship where you both understand that's going on.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: ostx]
    #21862796 - 06/27/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Idk why y'all are even arguing with AF..


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21862930 - 06/27/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21863056 - 06/27/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ive turned someone, let it be known, i started the revolution.  Almond flour, how do u feel about standing in a corner :whacker:while i fuck your gf?


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    #21863533 - 06/27/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21863542 - 06/27/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21863553 - 06/27/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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The only "twisting" I am doing is around the bullshit notion that we have to be faithful to our boyfriends or girlfriends.





so are you cheating on your boyfriend with your girlfriend or vice versa


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21863834 - 06/27/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Actually I'm not ignorant of it. I've read it, multiple times over. I wasn't always an atheist/agnostic. Even after I was, I still read it while in jail. I read the entire dictionary front to back too.. You'll do just about anything in there to pass the time.




The only "twisting" I am doing is around the bullshit notion that we have to be faithful to our boyfriends or girlfriends. Its a lie. Some of the most successful couples I met were those who dropped their particular partner when they found someone better.
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So the most successful monogamous couples you have met were those forged on the shoulders of an unsuccessful monogamous relationship where one of the partners jumped ship?

Have only seen one really successful monogamous relationship -- my grandparents were married for over 70 years; however, they were together since before the second world war and my grandfather was the only surviving member of his crew when his plane was shot down on a bombing run over Germany.
They had a bond forged through fire.

By contrast, grew up in a pretty heavily Catholic area with a lot of emphasis on monogamous commitment, and have yet to see any really successful monogamous marriages out of the area.
A number of failed marriages, some incidents of spouse or child abuse.

Maybe my grandparent's generation was just better at monogamous commitment than my generation is.

Whether or not cheating is a myth does not change the emotional and societal impact it can have on a partner though.
Really it just comes down to how comfortable a person is with causing emotional distress to another -- the status of being married or not is not the real factor, the expectations each partner holds for one another is the matter for concern.

Polyamorous relationships among my less religious peers seem to still be going strong though.
Poly relationships really do acknowledge cheating as a sort of a social construct though.  They include agreement to communicate openly and honestly rather than being deceitful about feelings, intentions, and actions.


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The only "twisting" I am doing is around the bullshit notion that we have to be faithful to our boyfriends or girlfriends.





so are you cheating on your boyfriend with your girlfriend or vice versa



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The only "twisting" I am doing is around the bullshit notion that we have to be faithful to our boyfriends or girlfriends.





so are you cheating on your boyfriend with your girlfriend or vice versa



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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21864008 - 06/27/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Who's your wife railing now a days anyway.

We all know that the Catholic church doesn't allow for divorce....


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Who's your wife railing now a days anyway.

We all know that the Catholic church doesn't allow for divorce....



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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21865149 - 06/27/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the problem is people think cheating is bad "just cos" we grow up with images (espeically women) of being loyal getting married and its always monogamous gf bf. Then theres all these retarded relationship drama TV and books. Then theirs womens general view on sex. Just dont see why people get so upset or even end relationships because they had drunk sex with some random. Its sex ffs, its as much a urge as eating. Love isnt involved and its a natural human reaction. However if love starts to happen with the other person and it becomes more than a one night stand THATS when things should get bad.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #21865174 - 06/27/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Almond Flour, I thought you were a lame ass before, but you just took it up a notch.


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    #21865254 - 06/27/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21865917 - 06/27/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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There is no such thing as cheating outside of marriage I have decided. It's something that has been learned the hardway.....but societies expectations for a relationship outside marriage (the authentic man and women kind) are bullshit.

Are you in a relationship right now? Not married? Wanna go flirt with another person? Go do it!

In reality your relationship is either a courtship, or an abomination  in the eyes of the Lord. At the end of the day no one gives a fuck if you have the same address, it doesn't matter if you say I love you, or have great sex.

You are not married :naughty: There is no such thing as "righteous immortality". Never forget that





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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21865994 - 06/27/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I used to think monogamy was stupid, but I've been in a very committed relationship for the past few months and the thought of cheating just makes me uncomfortable. It would ruin what we have. It sucks whenever I see or meet really attractive people who aren't my SO but I just deal with it, the consequences of fucking around are too painful to even imagine.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21866081 - 06/27/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

just cuz u're not married to ur friends doesnt mean u cant hurt them


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    #21866134 - 06/27/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So you got dumped now your butthurt talking about its cool to cheat on your girlfriend? Oh, because it's a sin to have sex with your girlfriend right? We are supposed to have arranged marriages so there is no need to have a girlfriend. I think your full of shit just like your book. Because No Christian actually believes 100% that they will go the heaven and live in eternal happiness. If they did then what are they waiting for? That's why suicide is a sin, because if someone really believed without a doubt that they are going to heaven they would kill themselves. Dude, you are the kind of Christian that makes people hate Christians, not really doing a very good job bringing people to the light. Your bible is such bullshit, It's so fucked up, hypocritical, outdated and stupid. Here is a little bit from the book that will take you to heaven, please explain what it means. The bible is filled with nothing awe inspiring, it's a bunch of archaic bull shit. With all the shit godjesus did, he probably didn't make it to heaven. AF, if you can explain to me the logic in these bible quotes I will never call you or your old book stupid again.

Leviticus 19:19 "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."

Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads."

Matthew 21:18-22 NIV "Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered."

Leviticus 9:10 "All that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you."

Leviticus 15: 19-20 "When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 "When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand."

1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

1 Samuel 15:3: "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.' "

Psalm 137,  "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."

1 Peter 2:18: "Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel."

Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD."

Leviticus 21:17-23 KJV "Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookback, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken … He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries."

Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35 "You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head."


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    #21866182 - 06/27/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?




Lol no, I found out pretending to be married doesn't mean you are married. I just wasted 2 years of my life when I could had been scouting out other potential females who will actually want to have a life with me. Instead I played make believe like a fucking 5 yr old and got my heart broken....again. Took me 9 years. But I finally understand relationships.




No you don't.

The difference next time will be that your wife gets half your shit when she divorces you:


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    #21866185 - 06/27/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol, I bet more people ignore you on shroomery than you've converted to your faith.


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what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?




Lol no, I found out pretending to be married doesn't mean you are married. I just wasted 2 years of my life when I could had been scouting out other potential females who will actually want to have a life with me. Instead I played make believe like a fucking 5 yr old and got my heart broken....again. Took me 9 years. But I finally understand relationships.




No you don't.

The difference next time will be that your wife gets half your shit when she divorces you:





AF will never get divorced, god won't let it happen to him. One and done is how AF is doing it. Who would want to divorce that gem anyway?


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    #21866199 - 06/27/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, leviticus has some pretty funny parts.  i'm surprised you didn't add in any of the rules regarding slaves,

of course, thats old testament shit, and while the old testament is interesting in many parts,  theoretically, christians are supposed to believe that the new testament supercedes the old.

thats why whenever someone starts pulling out leviticus to tell me that gays are bad or what have you, i usually pull out some matthew or luke.  i already posted this, but i'll post it again


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2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.

3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.

9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

13 The Pharisees therefore said unto him, Thou bearest record of thyself; thy record is not true.

14 Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.

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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21866207 - 06/27/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The Bible is too hard for many Christians to read, they just leave it to their preachers. Christians always cite Leviticus when condemning this or that but they apparently haven't read the epistle to the Galatians, which says clearly that Christians don't have to follow those rules.

Jesus would hate the "moral majority"/religious right. Basically every speech he gives is about how shitty they are. This confounds the shit out of me, I just can't understand it. It tells you a bit more than you might want to know humanity's vaunted "intelligence".


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21866212 - 06/27/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If Jesus was real, he would love all regardless of their bigot or idiotic ideology :heart:


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    #21866216 - 06/27/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Even if he loved them, he would probably have a pretty stern chat with them about their interpretations and possibly even turn over a few tables.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21866218 - 06/27/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe you just don't like monogamy. You don't have to be monogamous, you know.


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    #21866225 - 06/27/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He would definitely turn over some Jewish banking tables, that is for sure.
Just like he did in the bible. :rolleyes:


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    #21866226 - 06/27/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd expect him to do a bit of work on the megachurches as well


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    #21866229 - 06/27/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Definitely.

If he were real, I feel he was misconstrued and taken out of context by 99% of his followers.


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    #21866230 - 06/27/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah Christians love saying that the Old Testament is irrelevant but again, they are full of shit.


Matthew 5:17-18 "Do not think that I [Jesus] have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.  I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any memeans disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

Matthew 5:18-19 "For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished.  Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”


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    #21866243 - 06/27/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

AF, your posts are popular. Your not, but your posts are..


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    #21866255 - 06/27/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Popularity on the Shroomery is similar to being the popular in rehab. :lol:


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: TNK]
    #21866328 - 06/27/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

OP why even enter into a relationship if you plan on not being committed. Dating is that testing the waters period before actually settling down. If you feel the need to fuck every cute girl you see then you have the mental capacity of a rodent.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Mescalean]
    #21866390 - 06/27/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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you have the mental capacity of a rodent.




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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21866413 - 06/27/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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The only "twisting" I am doing is around the bullshit notion that we have to be faithful to our boyfriends or girlfriends.





so are you cheating on your boyfriend with your girlfriend or vice versa



No because it doesn't exist




does your boyfriend know about your girlfriend?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Mescalean]
    #21866416 - 06/27/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OP why even enter into a relationship if you plan on not being committed. Dating is that testing the waters period before actually settling down. If you feel the need to fuck every cute girl you see then you have the mental capacity of a rodent.



Fact....those who live together and "Test the waters" prior to marriage have a higher chance of divorce :pokerawe:

How do you respond?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21866420 - 06/27/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Was it his girlfriend or boyfriend who he just called an "it"?


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: TNK]
    #21866432 - 06/27/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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He would definitely turn over some Jewish banking tables, that is for sure.
Just like he did in the bible. :rolleyes:





Jesus was a badass, he used a whip to run the money changers out of the temples


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21866439 - 06/27/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Tough love, indeed.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21866450 - 06/27/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Almond Flour I will be praying for you, but only you can repent for your sins.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21866474 - 06/27/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Was it his girlfriend or boyfriend who he just called an "it"?





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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21866519 - 06/27/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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OP why even enter into a relationship if you plan on not being committed. Dating is that testing the waters period before actually settling down. If you feel the need to fuck every cute girl you see then you have the mental capacity of a rodent.



Fact....those who live together and "Test the waters" prior to marriage have a higher chance of divorce :pokerawe:

How do you respond?




I respond by saying cite your shit because it sounds like just that, bullshit.


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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
    #21867094 - 06/28/15 02:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Yeah Christians love saying that the Old Testament is irrelevant but again, they are full of shit.


Matthew 5:17-18 "Do not think that I [Jesus] have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.  I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any memeans disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

Matthew 5:18-19 "For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished.  Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”




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15 Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
2 Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
5 But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
6 And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.
7 Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9 But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
10 And he called the multitude, and said unto them, Hear, and understand:
11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
12 Then came his disciples, and said unto him, Knowest thou that the Pharisees were offended, after they heard this saying?
13 But he answered and said, Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up.
14 Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
15 Then answered Peter and said unto him, Declare unto us this parable.
16 And Jesus said, Are ye also yet without understanding?
17 Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.




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Mark 3 King James Version (KJV)
28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:




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36 And one of the Pharisees desired him that he would eat with him. And he went into the Pharisee's house, and sat down to meat.
37 And, behold, a woman in the city, which was a sinner, when she knew that Jesus sat at meat in the Pharisee's house, brought an alabaster box of ointment,
38 And stood at his feet behind him weeping, and began to wash his feet with tears, and did wipe them with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed them with the ointment.
39 Now when the Pharisee which had bidden him saw it, he spake within himself, saying, This man, if he were a prophet, would have known who and what manner of woman this is that toucheth him: for she is a sinner.
40 And Jesus answering said unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say unto thee. And he saith, Master, say on.
41 There was a certain creditor which had two debtors: the one owed five hundred pence, and the other fifty.
42 And when they had nothing to pay, he frankly forgave them both. Tell me therefore, which of them will love him most?
43 Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
44 And he turned to the woman, and said unto Simon, Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head.
45 Thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time I came in hath not ceased to kiss my feet.
46 My head with oil thou didst not anoint: but this woman hath anointed my feet with ointment.
47 Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.
48 And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.




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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21867256 - 06/28/15 05:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I really don't think you understand relationships as well as you think.
If someone in a committed relationship cheats on their partner it is a betrayal of trust meaning one person cannot trust the other person.

Personally I would remove anyone from my life who did that to me because I know from experience that it is not worth going through. If you want to lose people from your life, by all means lie to them and cheat.


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