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trekie
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Who's your wife railing now a days anyway.
We all know that the Catholic church doesn't allow for divorce....
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: trekie]
#21865036 - 06/27/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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trekie said: Who's your wife railing now a days anyway.
We all know that the Catholic church doesn't allow for divorce....
Was never married
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the problem is people think cheating is bad "just cos" we grow up with images (espeically women) of being loyal getting married and its always monogamous gf bf. Then theres all these retarded relationship drama TV and books. Then theirs womens general view on sex. Just dont see why people get so upset or even end relationships because they had drunk sex with some random. Its sex ffs, its as much a urge as eating. Love isnt involved and its a natural human reaction. However if love starts to happen with the other person and it becomes more than a one night stand THATS when things should get bad.
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Almond Flour, I thought you were a lame ass before, but you just took it up a notch.
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So... friends with benefits?
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Almond Flour said: There is no such thing as cheating outside of marriage I have decided. It's something that has been learned the hardway.....but societies expectations for a relationship outside marriage (the authentic man and women kind) are bullshit.
Are you in a relationship right now? Not married? Wanna go flirt with another person? Go do it!
In reality your relationship is either a courtship, or an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. At the end of the day no one gives a fuck if you have the same address, it doesn't matter if you say I love you, or have great sex.
You are not married There is no such thing as "righteous immortality". Never forget that
God damn your annoying...
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I used to think monogamy was stupid, but I've been in a very committed relationship for the past few months and the thought of cheating just makes me uncomfortable. It would ruin what we have. It sucks whenever I see or meet really attractive people who aren't my SO but I just deal with it, the consequences of fucking around are too painful to even imagine.
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just cuz u're not married to ur friends doesnt mean u cant hurt them
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So you got dumped now your butthurt talking about its cool to cheat on your girlfriend? Oh, because it's a sin to have sex with your girlfriend right? We are supposed to have arranged marriages so there is no need to have a girlfriend. I think your full of shit just like your book. Because No Christian actually believes 100% that they will go the heaven and live in eternal happiness. If they did then what are they waiting for? That's why suicide is a sin, because if someone really believed without a doubt that they are going to heaven they would kill themselves. Dude, you are the kind of Christian that makes people hate Christians, not really doing a very good job bringing people to the light. Your bible is such bullshit, It's so fucked up, hypocritical, outdated and stupid. Here is a little bit from the book that will take you to heaven, please explain what it means. The bible is filled with nothing awe inspiring, it's a bunch of archaic bull shit. With all the shit godjesus did, he probably didn't make it to heaven. AF, if you can explain to me the logic in these bible quotes I will never call you or your old book stupid again.
Leviticus 19:19 "Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."
Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads."
Matthew 21:18-22 NIV "Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered."
Leviticus 9:10 "All that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you."
Leviticus 15: 19-20 "When a woman has a discharge, if her discharge in her body is blood, she shall continue in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. Everything also on which she lies during her menstrual impurity shall be unclean, and everything on which she sits shall be unclean."
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 "When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand."
1 Timothy 2:12, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."
1 Samuel 15:3: "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.' "
Psalm 137, "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
1 Peter 2:18: "Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel."
Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD."
Leviticus 21:17-23 KJV "Whosoever hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookback, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken … He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries."
Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35 "You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head."
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blackhawk said: what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?
Lol no, I found out pretending to be married doesn't mean you are married. I just wasted 2 years of my life when I could had been scouting out other potential females who will actually want to have a life with me. Instead I played make believe like a fucking 5 yr old and got my heart broken....again. Took me 9 years. But I finally understand relationships.
No you don't.
The difference next time will be that your wife gets half your shit when she divorces you:
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Lol, I bet more people ignore you on shroomery than you've converted to your faith.
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: koods]
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blackhawk said: what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?
Lol no, I found out pretending to be married doesn't mean you are married. I just wasted 2 years of my life when I could had been scouting out other potential females who will actually want to have a life with me. Instead I played make believe like a fucking 5 yr old and got my heart broken....again. Took me 9 years. But I finally understand relationships.
No you don't.
The difference next time will be that your wife gets half your shit when she divorces you:
AF will never get divorced, god won't let it happen to him. One and done is how AF is doing it. Who would want to divorce that gem anyway?
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: ballsalsa]
#21866199 - 06/27/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, leviticus has some pretty funny parts. i'm surprised you didn't add in any of the rules regarding slaves,
of course, thats old testament shit, and while the old testament is interesting in many parts, theoretically, christians are supposed to believe that the new testament supercedes the old.
thats why whenever someone starts pulling out leviticus to tell me that gays are bad or what have you, i usually pull out some matthew or luke. i already posted this, but i'll post it again
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John 8 King James Version (KJV)
8 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
13 The Pharisees therefore said unto him, Thou bearest record of thyself; thy record is not true.
14 Jesus answered and said unto them, Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true: for I know whence I came, and whither I go; but ye cannot tell whence I come, and whither I go.
15 Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man.
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: ballsalsa]
#21866207 - 06/27/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Bible is too hard for many Christians to read, they just leave it to their preachers. Christians always cite Leviticus when condemning this or that but they apparently haven't read the epistle to the Galatians, which says clearly that Christians don't have to follow those rules.
Jesus would hate the "moral majority"/religious right. Basically every speech he gives is about how shitty they are. This confounds the shit out of me, I just can't understand it. It tells you a bit more than you might want to know humanity's vaunted "intelligence".
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If Jesus was real, he would love all regardless of their bigot or idiotic ideology
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: TNK]
#21866216 - 06/27/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Even if he loved them, he would probably have a pretty stern chat with them about their interpretations and possibly even turn over a few tables.
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Maybe you just don't like monogamy. You don't have to be monogamous, you know.
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He would definitely turn over some Jewish banking tables, that is for sure. Just like he did in the bible.
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: TNK]
#21866226 - 06/27/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd expect him to do a bit of work on the megachurches as well
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