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Almond Flour
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Cheating.....is a myth 1
#21862222 - 06/27/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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There is no such thing as cheating outside of marriage I have decided. It's something that has been learned the hardway.....but societies expectations for a relationship outside marriage (the authentic man and women kind) are bullshit.
Are you in a relationship right now? Not married? Wanna go flirt with another person? Go do it!
In reality your relationship is either a courtship, or an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. At the end of the day no one gives a fuck if you have the same address, it doesn't matter if you say I love you, or have great sex.
You are not married There is no such thing as "righteous immortality". Never forget that
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Sheekle
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You're going to hell, Almond Flour.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Sheekle]
#21862230 - 06/27/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: You're going to hell, Almond Flour.
Probably not, but by modern definition I'm a monster.
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Matt87

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If your partner is OK with it and you aren't lying to her about it. Have fun fucking multiple girls.
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Matt87]
#21862235 - 06/27/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You might get the ghonacyphaherpeaids though.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Matt87]
#21862244 - 06/27/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Matt87 said: If your partner is OK with it and you aren't lying to her about it. Have fun fucking multiple girls.
But the thing is....who the fuck are they to tell you otherwise.....sure as hell aint your wife!!!!
And that's my point. They are fucking nobody other than a person who enjoys your company. Fuck I could say the same for a co worker
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what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: blackhawk] 1
#21862267 - 06/27/15 12:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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blackhawk said: what happened? girlfriend found out you cheated and now she's pissed?
Lol no, I found out pretending to be married doesn't mean you are married. I just wasted 2 years of my life when I could had been scouting out other potential females who will actually want to have a life with me. Instead I played make believe like a fucking 5 yr old and got my heart broken....again. Took me 9 years. But I finally understand relationships.
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (06/27/15 12:34 AM)
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Sheekle
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Cool story bro
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Shroomslip
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Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
#21862274 - 06/27/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.
It's for your own good
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Since when was pre-marital sex ok in the eyes of the Lord?
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Almond Flour
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That's my point, never. That is exactly what this thread is all about
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Almond Flour said:
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Shroomslip said: Someone needs to gouge out this Lord's eyes. I'm tired of them judging me all the time.
It's for your own good
Unlike some people I don't need an imaginary being watching everything I do and judging me, to be a good person. Your God does have some very stupid ass rules though.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (06/27/15 12:44 AM)
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daytripper05
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So you had a girl friend that you lived with and had sex with all without getting married even though it says not to in your religion? And you somehow think that getting married is going to ensure this doesn't happen to you in the future?
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Almond Flour
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daytripper05 said: So you had a girl friend that you lived with and had sex with all without getting married even though it says not to in your religion? And you somehow think that getting married is going to ensure this doesn't happen to you in the future?
What are you implying? It's good "practice"? GROW UP 
If you are not married, you are not cheating
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Scary how Christians can twist and bend the bible to make immoral behavior, not so immoral.
Goes back a long ways too..
I don't give a shit what your God recognizes as a relationship. If you and your partner mutually agree you're in a relationship, it makes you a scumbag to go and betray their trust and cheat on them, and yes you are cheating on them. Fuck what God has to say in the matter.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Almond Flour
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
#21862354 - 06/27/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Scary how Christians can twist and bend the bible to make immoral behavior, not so immoral.
Goes back a long ways too..
I don't give a shit what your God recognizes as a relationship. If you and your partner mutually agree you're in a relationship, it makes you a scumbag to go and betray their trust and cheat on them, and yes you are cheating on them. Fuck what God has to say in the matter.
Did you see me quote the Bible? No. Because I'm stating facts. Premarital sex is already forbidden. To lie to yourself and say "we'll I'm in a commited relationship so that's pretty close" is bullshit.
Fuck your secular way of thinking (your THINKING not YOU as in breaking pub rules) and fuck society for brainwashing you into thinking you are being rightous. You are not. Fuck your partner too. There is a reason we are not supposed to give ourselves physically outside marriage. Want a broken heart? By all means, but don't be mad when the rest of us decide to "play the game" as it stands.
This shit ain't "house rules" son. It's written in black and white. Its the Hoyles Rules of relationship advice....the Bible! Don't commit adultry against your wife or with someone elses. I don't owe a female I am with jack shit other than a polite attitude. But when I actually find a wife she will be treated like fucking royalty
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Edited by Almond Flour (06/27/15 01:13 AM)
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Yes you are quoting the Bible, because premarital sex being forbidden isn't some undeniable fact of life and nature like "water always rolls down hill" or "fire burns". It's some stupid rule written in that book.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Cheating.....is a myth [Re: Shroomslip]
#21862370 - 06/27/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Yes you are quoting the Bible, because premarital sex being forbidden isn't some undeniable fact of life and nature like "water always rolls down hill" or "fire burns". It's some stupid rule written in that book.
Funny how you lie and say I'm twisting words, yet admit it's plainly written.....all in one breath
How can we trust anything you are saying?
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