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21st Century relationships are like gay marriage
#21861914 - 06/26/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Think about it. All the young people living in sin. Even if they are straight they are living essentially a gay marriage.
Consider the following
1) Birth control is a must.
In other words the sexual activity is the same as gay sex! Pure getting your rocks off with zero percent chance of reproduction! You may as well have your cock in another man's asshole 
2) Imaginary rules
All these couples living together outside marriage is guided by these imaginary fucking rules. These are not divinely appointed rules like....don't cheat on your wife. No....These are bullshit expectations that are completely dependant on a bullshit society, that changes its tune faster than the POP media and music that influences them so heavily. Nothing more than a cultural construct, with no real reason to oblige them because you are already engaging in bullshit 
3) Union not recognized by God, no matter what you tell yourself.
What do you think?
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Edited by Almond Flour (06/26/15 10:40 PM)
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour]
#21861930 - 06/26/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The times they are a-changing indeed.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour]
#21861934 - 06/26/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The original concept of marriage is slowly dying and becoming a myth.
Who really takes it seriously nowadays?
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Detached]
#21861936 - 06/26/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: The original concept of marriage is slowly dying and becoming a myth.
Who really takes it seriously nowadays?
It is pretty sad.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Detached] 7
#21861938 - 06/26/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Only a catholic would find something wrong with not wanting kids when you fuck someone and then have the gall to go on about imaginary rules.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21861947 - 06/26/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Only a catholic would find something wrong with not wanting kids when you fuck someone and then have the gall to go on about imaginary rules.
These were rules appointed to us by the divine for a happy life on this Chaotic, Lawless, Ass Backwards planet we call home....for now
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour] 2
#21861962 - 06/26/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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How come Catholic Priests don't use protection when they rape young boys? Talk about social chaos.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: qman]
#21862011 - 06/26/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: How come Catholic Priests don't use protection when they rape young boys? Talk about social chaos.
I think observation # 1 applies to this.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: qman] 1
#21862072 - 06/26/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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qman said: How come Catholic Priests don't use protection when they rape young boys? Talk about social chaos.
How do you know they dont?
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#21862155 - 06/26/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: Think about it. All the young people living in sin. Even if they are straight they are living essentially a gay marriage.
Consider the following
3) Union not recognized by God, no matter what you tell yourself.
What do you think?
I think there is no god, "no matter what you tell yourself". Sorry. Ayatollah flour. 
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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qman said: How come Catholic Priests don't use protection when they rape young boys? Talk about social chaos.
How do you know they dont?
Maybe they do, but obviously for a different reason... They don't want to leave behind any swimmers to 'bear witness'
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Almond Flour said: zero percent chance of reproduction!
You giving up on the ridiculous notion of heaven sent miracles? There may be hope for you yet.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: deucedbi9]
#21862865 - 06/27/15 07:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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god isn't stupid, he recognises a relationship when he sees one :P
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: zenoob]
#21862882 - 06/27/15 07:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm married but not religious at all so does that mean it doesn't count lol?
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: ostx]
#21862982 - 06/27/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the eyes of the law, even if you do not officially get a state sponsored marriage certificate if you cohabit and live as man and wife for long enough, you are married for purposes of civil dispute. You don't get the tax breaks but property and child issues will be adjuducated in court as if you were married.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: zappaisgod]
#21863011 - 06/27/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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another antiquated Almond flour thread. yayyyyy
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour]
#21863020 - 06/27/15 08:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Almond Flour said: Think about it. All the young people living in sin. Even if they are straight they are living essentially a gay marriage.
Consider the following
1) Birth control is a must.
In other words the sexual activity is the same as gay sex! Pure getting your rocks off with zero percent chance of reproduction! You may as well have your cock in another man's asshole 
2) Imaginary rules
All these couples living together outside marriage is guided by these imaginary fucking rules. These are not divinely appointed rules like....don't cheat on your wife. No....These are bullshit expectations that are completely dependant on a bullshit society, that changes its tune faster than the POP media and music that influences them so heavily. Nothing more than a cultural construct, with no real reason to oblige them because you are already engaging in bullshit 
3) Union not recognized by God, no matter what you tell yourself.
What do you think?
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21863045 - 06/27/15 08:13 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is not going to be likely.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour]
#21863180 - 06/27/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Melt harder OP. The only imaginary rules are the ones in your book of fairy tales. And now you're squirming cause everyone is telling people like you to fuck off with that shit.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Dark_Star]
#21863215 - 06/27/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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the reason priests don't use condoms is because from what ive heard (im not a priest) is that they suck the boys off to take in god, i guess they can feel god slide down their throat and then they know if they've been good or not. Like if they can't get a pure inocient boy to cum in the mouth of the speaker for god then they arn't doing it right
so its really just a test for priests to know if theyve done a good job, most high level jobs have tests like these, little boys are just their version for priests
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21863240 - 06/27/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Isn't it ironic that a religion so against pre-marital sex & relationships that aren't between a man & woman is so rife with pedophilia? All these clowns frothing at mouth about "our beliefs" and the state of America & God look up to a bunch of antiquated kiddie-diddlers as their spiritual leaders. Ridiculous..... Huckabee went a rant about this ruling, meanwhile in his own words Hastert's molesting of a student is "forgivable". These are kind of scumbags that act like they are holy & high/mighty.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Dark_Star]
#21863282 - 06/27/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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right but u do realize priests take a vow to never masterbate and have sex or something right? when you devote yourself to god, the least you can get in return is a load from a virgin boy. mohammad promises 80 virgins, shouldn't our religions get some too?
people always say men can't be raped right, by women? If thats true, then these priests didn't, the boys wanted it or they wouldn't have cum'd. So they were underage, big deal right? 100 years ago it was perfectly acceptable to have sex with young people like 14 or 16 was the average age? what can you expect from a church that still believes in fairy tales? if the vatican can forgive them, the messengers of god, who are you to question their forgiveness?
and remember these kids are of this same religion, so clearly they can't question gods forgiveness either, therefor they shall have no guilt and shouldn't feel bad, they did what god required of them
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21863290 - 06/27/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You better be fucking trolling.
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21863293 - 06/27/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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and if gays can be born gay, what better place than a church to find out? God and his priests are mearly sending a message to these young boys, that they were picked to be gay
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour]
#21863455 - 06/27/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Almond Flour said: Think about it. All the young people living in sin. What do you think?
once your god is without sin I will recognize him and become a part of his cult
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Almond Flour] 1
#21863491 - 06/27/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Only a catholic would find something wrong with not wanting kids when you fuck someone and then have the gall to go on about imaginary rules.
These were rules appointed to us by the divine for a happy life on this Chaotic, Lawless, Ass Backwards planet we call home....for now 
didnt god create us in his image?
hasnt god slaughtered millions and have many millions more slaughtered in his name
doesnt your god punish the innocent because of the deeds of someone they have never known
it sure seems like we are the image of god, ass backward, lawless and filled with sin
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21863522 - 06/27/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Can't believe just legalized gay marriage this week.4
Beter late than never I guess
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#21863534 - 06/27/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: and if gays can be born gay
gay people arent actually born gay, they just kinda got sucked into it
probably by a priest
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Re: 21st Century relationships are like gay marriage [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21863954 - 06/27/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Disclaimer: I only read the OP.
This is your worst religious wack job thread yet. You think people should get married right off the bat, so you can bitch about all the divorces that are "against god"? Very few people get married for religious purposes anymore, its just a legal thing now.
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