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TheChief
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Monster Dick Thread.
#21858077 - 06/26/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd like to have a place where I can come and see all the monstrous dicks other shroomers have erected... As I am on a journey to grow the biggest dick, all who appose me should prove yourself here.
Post a picture of your biggest peen in this thread.
Your dick must be of a PE variant cubensis mushroom to participate.
To date, my biggest has been 110g.
Here are 5 that I grew out of one tub, among many other smaller ones, totaling in at 442.5g.

Place Holders: 1st. azur @ 198g
 2nd. PussyFart @ 153.25g
 3rd. TheChief @ 110g

Feel free to discuss anything regarding giant dicks in this thread.
Don't be afraid to show off pics of any other big, old, dirty mammoth cubensis mushrooms. Not everyone has a big penis, it is nothing to be ashamed of.
Edited by TheChief (06/26/15 09:21 PM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858135 - 06/26/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Boner cloner
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858156 - 06/26/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wasnt the bonner like 300gs?
Hell 500 gs....makes yours look like a baby bro
Edited by ZEPH (06/26/15 12:31 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858160 - 06/26/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes, I know of one person who has a bigger dick than mine...
I am setting off on a quest to grow one even more monstrous than that of the boner cloner.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: ZEPH]
#21858164 - 06/26/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think it was closer to 200g. We will soon find out when it gets posted here.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858174 - 06/26/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hehe! Ill be on that journey soon myself man...this is a cambo... a damn good one i grew at 93gs ..i know not a bonner just a big fucker...
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858177 - 06/26/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was 198 I'm pretty sure.
Ive seen alot of dicks in the 90-110 range though
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858191 - 06/26/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858192 - 06/26/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats insaine! My biggest ever was either 95..or 105... it was a long time ago..
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858198 - 06/26/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't have 200 grams lol
 6 mushrooms all from the same grow.
Also sweet thread chief I can't wait to see some big cocks
Edited by Mad Season (06/26/15 12:46 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Mad Season]
#21858218 - 06/26/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mad Season said: I can't wait to see some big cocks
What a fag
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: PussyFart]
#21858223 - 06/26/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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PussyFart said:

Haha, that is a gnarly looking one! Nice weight!
Current leader is PussyFart @ 153.25g
I am second place holder @ 110g
Keep em' comin'!
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858225 - 06/26/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was thinking of using this I guess I should have LOL
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Mad Season]
#21858227 - 06/26/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I get my petris in, I'm gonna break out my boner clone slant and get it going. Gonna go slant > fresh plate > grain water LC. Current plan is to use a 7:7 spawn ratio and hpoo/straw bulk sub in a 66 quart monotub. I'm thinking about doing a tray-in-tub setup that I can bottom water.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858230 - 06/26/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buck513 said:
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Mad Season said: I can't wait to see some big cocks
What a fag
Buck, don't flame or troll here or you will be removed from the thread, you've now been formally warned.
That goes for everyone else as well.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858233 - 06/26/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I guess my 142 gram mushroom didn't cut it :'( lol. It's not pe though. It was just envious of the penis envy haha
Edited by Mad Season (06/26/15 01:02 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Mad Season]
#21858289 - 06/26/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry, Mad. Although your mushroom is impressive, it isn't a penis; it may also indeed be envious of not being a penis since you've presented it along side a few big shlongs.
Mushrooms have feelings too.
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Edited by TheChief (06/26/15 01:40 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858296 - 06/26/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Props to azur
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858305 - 06/26/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Place Holders: 1. azur @ 198g 2. PussyFart @ 153.25g 3. TheChief @ 110g
I will be updating the OP as we go with pics of our biggest shlongs along with the place holder listing.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858309 - 06/26/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha don't sweat it chief, I know it is envious! All it wants is to be like all the other dicks and hang out with the real penises
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858335 - 06/26/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Buck513 said: Props to azur

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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Yerow]
#21858346 - 06/26/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, that dick is something else... I like to call it Toad from Super Mario Bros.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21859657 - 06/26/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bump, updated OP.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21860283 - 06/26/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not the biggest, but it made me happy...

Edited by Green Bastard (06/26/15 02:09 PM)
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Nice fruit!
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21861710 - 06/26/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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this isn't a dick but it sure is a beast.
ill call him, ragnar shroombrook. texas cubensis.
  
some penis envy uncut.
 
a skinny fucker

and some burma.
      
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21861756 - 06/26/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheChief said:
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Buck513 said:
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Mad Season said: I can't wait to see some big cocks
What a fag
Buck, don't flame or troll here or you will be removed from the thread, you've now been formally warned.
That goes for everyone else as well.
He trolls/flames in almost every post in the MC forums.
Seems like he has a bug in his ass or something. Maybe a tick on his dick
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: eatyualive]
#21861777 - 06/26/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You never cease to amaze me, Eat! Look at those uncuts! Do you remember any weight on one of them? I should put those in the OP. Lol
That bruma snake is just outrageous!
@Bill - I've noticed. That is why I said something immediately so my thread won't get spammed up.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21861797 - 06/26/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh man, this thread was not at all what I expected. lmao.
I'll be happy if even one of my PEU's resembles anything like that behemoth in the first post. Lawdy.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: ladycakes]
#21861838 - 06/26/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Straw tub made a cambo clone approach dick size
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: bodhisatta]
#21862094 - 06/26/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If I had more time I would troll the shit out of this thread simply because you made it a point to say not to and threw in a threat.
That being said......I now have penis envy.
Play nice girls
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21862100 - 06/26/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheChief said: You never cease to amaze me, Eat! Look at those uncuts! Do you remember any weight on one of them? I should put those in the OP. Lol
That bruma snake is just outrageous!
@Bill - I've noticed. That is why I said something immediately so my thread won't get spammed up. 
generally i don't weigh them wet. so no lol..
dry yield was pleasant though. 6 plus z dry. and 2nd and 3rd flush were very impressive as well. the peu love water. at the time id dunk them 4-8 hours.
Edited by eatyualive (06/26/15 11:25 PM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: bodhisatta] 1
#21862108 - 06/26/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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try peu on straw they end up cock size like this. that is unless you eat too much cheese.
 
thing is on straw who wants to wait for late flushes for 1 shroom? most of the nutes are utilized within the 1st flush. id always love my straw flushes in the 1st, 2nd meh, after that you get some big fruits but far and few between.
Edited by eatyualive (06/26/15 11:29 PM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: eatyualive]
#21862119 - 06/26/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: 2shoes]
#21862446 - 06/27/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prety damn cool Eat....my next grow will be peu.. after the last of my cambo spawn i got..

I love this shroom called him budda. 93gs.. my buddy ate it then rod3 his bike 93miles took him 12 hrs lol
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: ZEPH]
#21862458 - 06/27/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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152. would of gotten bigger ones im sure but, shit happens
Edited by twistedty (06/27/15 02:00 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: twistedty]
#21862893 - 06/27/15 07:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just cleaned up some contamination peu so that's next anyway. It's on grain already
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: bodhisatta]
#21863001 - 06/27/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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alot of sexy mushrooms in this thread for sure
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: twistedty]
#21863108 - 06/27/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Very nice shrooms guys! Keep em comin'!
I might have to update the OP with a few of of these notable Non-Dick Monsters as well. 
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21863475 - 06/27/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Its so funny. Everyone has names for the shrooms. Chief keep the names in the op.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: eatyualive]
#21864974 - 06/27/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: blackout]
#21865109 - 06/27/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Got this clean lookin dick
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That is a nice cock, Mike. 4th place worthy.
Will update OP soon.
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