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TheChief
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Monster Dick Thread.
#21858077 - 06/26/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd like to have a place where I can come and see all the monstrous dicks other shroomers have erected... As I am on a journey to grow the biggest dick, all who appose me should prove yourself here.
Post a picture of your biggest peen in this thread.
Your dick must be of a PE variant cubensis mushroom to participate.
To date, my biggest has been 110g.
Here are 5 that I grew out of one tub, among many other smaller ones, totaling in at 442.5g.

Place Holders: 1st. azur @ 198g
 2nd. PussyFart @ 153.25g
 3rd. TheChief @ 110g

Feel free to discuss anything regarding giant dicks in this thread.
Don't be afraid to show off pics of any other big, old, dirty mammoth cubensis mushrooms. Not everyone has a big penis, it is nothing to be ashamed of.
Edited by TheChief (06/26/15 09:21 PM)
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Buck513

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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858135 - 06/26/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Boner cloner
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858156 - 06/26/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wasnt the bonner like 300gs?
Hell 500 gs....makes yours look like a baby bro
Edited by ZEPH (06/26/15 12:31 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858160 - 06/26/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes, I know of one person who has a bigger dick than mine...
I am setting off on a quest to grow one even more monstrous than that of the boner cloner.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: ZEPH]
#21858164 - 06/26/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think it was closer to 200g. We will soon find out when it gets posted here.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858174 - 06/26/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hehe! Ill be on that journey soon myself man...this is a cambo... a damn good one i grew at 93gs ..i know not a bonner just a big fucker...
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858177 - 06/26/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It was 198 I'm pretty sure.
Ive seen alot of dicks in the 90-110 range though
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858191 - 06/26/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858192 - 06/26/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats insaine! My biggest ever was either 95..or 105... it was a long time ago..
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858198 - 06/26/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't have 200 grams lol
 6 mushrooms all from the same grow.
Also sweet thread chief I can't wait to see some big cocks
Edited by Mad Season (06/26/15 12:46 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Mad Season]
#21858218 - 06/26/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad Season said: I can't wait to see some big cocks
What a fag
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: PussyFart]
#21858223 - 06/26/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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PussyFart said:

Haha, that is a gnarly looking one! Nice weight!
Current leader is PussyFart @ 153.25g
I am second place holder @ 110g
Keep em' comin'!
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858225 - 06/26/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was thinking of using this I guess I should have LOL
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Mad Season]
#21858227 - 06/26/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I get my petris in, I'm gonna break out my boner clone slant and get it going. Gonna go slant > fresh plate > grain water LC. Current plan is to use a 7:7 spawn ratio and hpoo/straw bulk sub in a 66 quart monotub. I'm thinking about doing a tray-in-tub setup that I can bottom water.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858230 - 06/26/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Buck513 said:
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Mad Season said: I can't wait to see some big cocks
What a fag
Buck, don't flame or troll here or you will be removed from the thread, you've now been formally warned.
That goes for everyone else as well.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858233 - 06/26/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I guess my 142 gram mushroom didn't cut it :'( lol. It's not pe though. It was just envious of the penis envy haha
Edited by Mad Season (06/26/15 01:02 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Mad Season]
#21858289 - 06/26/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry, Mad. Although your mushroom is impressive, it isn't a penis; it may also indeed be envious of not being a penis since you've presented it along side a few big shlongs.
Mushrooms have feelings too.
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jcbowling1985 said: "Additionally I did one Armageddon jar with all of the types together."
Edited by TheChief (06/26/15 01:40 AM)
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: TheChief]
#21858296 - 06/26/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Props to azur
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858305 - 06/26/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Place Holders: 1. azur @ 198g 2. PussyFart @ 153.25g 3. TheChief @ 110g
I will be updating the OP as we go with pics of our biggest shlongs along with the place holder listing.
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Re: Monster Dick Thread. [Re: Buck513]
#21858309 - 06/26/15 01:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha don't sweat it chief, I know it is envious! All it wants is to be like all the other dicks and hang out with the real penises
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