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    #21853243 - 06/24/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you never read the Quran and knew the love of Muhammed. You are missing out. Muhammed is love. Muhammed is the truth. Hummus is amazing. I love Muhammed...and Hummus. And pita bread. It's the only way to the truth.

:heart:


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Confucian]
    #21853282 - 06/25/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Actually, Jesus is love. The Word of The Lord is the only way to the truth.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: D.M.T]
    #21853284 - 06/25/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

why does he want me to be exploded?

jesus seems like a cooler dude. you know, do unto others and all that jazz

or is it allah who wants me exploded? i dont even know.


Edited by Adolin (06/25/15 12:02 AM)


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Confucian]
    #21853295 - 06/25/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Confucian said:
If you never read the Quran and knew the love of Muhammed. You are missing out. Muhammed is love. Muhammed is the truth. Hummus is amazing. I love Muhammed...and Hummus. And pita bread. It's the only way to the truth.

:heart:



You didn't say "peace be upon him." You're in big fucking trouble.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: koods]
    #21853328 - 06/25/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Life is difficult for most everyone on our planet, so I would say that Love is a sport too, but we like to Love- don't we?


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Confucian]
    #21853329 - 06/25/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Confucian said:
...and Hummus. And pita bread. It's the only way to the truth.

:heart:




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You're gonna find a few changes been going down there.

If you go down to the gas-powered flatland,
Where most of the people just think that they're free,
Remember the peace that you had on the mountain,
Come back to the love that you had here with me...


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: lovesquare] * 5
    #21853341 - 06/25/15 12:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I don't always listen to pedophiles but

When I do I make them my prophet.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: lovesquare]
    #21853342 - 06/25/15 12:20 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i was forced to try hummus by a 94 year old.

it was gross. tasted like a mix of salt, sharp chedder, butter, with a little dirt mixed in for a gritty texture

pita bread isnt bad, but i'm not big on lamb


Edited by Adolin (06/25/15 12:20 AM)


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: koods] * 3
    #21853362 - 06/25/15 12:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: trekie]
    #21853822 - 06/25/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



I think he was a pedofile, but the only evidence I have for that really is the Quran, so who knows.  It's not like I trust the Quran, but he probably was a pedofile.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21853921 - 06/25/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

All hail the all father.  Odin is not love,  odin demands you harden the fuck up.

Hummus is amazing though, i could eat that shit all day.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #21853968 - 06/25/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Let's all start worshipping hummus and pita.  :nodofunderstanding:


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21854009 - 06/25/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Homage to thee, O Osiris, the lord of eternity, the king of the gods...


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Re: Muhammed is Love *DELETED* [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #21854039 - 06/25/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Confucian]
    #21854055 - 06/25/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Mohammed, piss be upon him.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Confucian]
    #21854057 - 06/25/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Confucian said:
If you never read the Quran and knew the love of Muhammed. You are missing out. Muhammed is love. Muhammed is the truth. Hummus is amazing. I love Muhammed...and Hummus. And pita bread. It's the only way to the truth.

:heart:




Hummus is amazing

I could use a Quran

Were almost out of stovewood


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Beanhead] * 3
    #21854065 - 06/25/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Meh, fuck Mohammed, Jesus and all their friends. Religion is for idiots.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21854106 - 06/25/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well if anything Buddhism seems like the most scientific outlook on spirituality I've seen so far.  Some people like the idea of having a spiritual guidance in their lives and I see nothing wrong with that. 

It's the prostelitizers and biggotry I see with fundamentalists that seem like the real problem when you delve into these issues.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #21854149 - 06/25/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Meh, fuck Mohammed, Jesus and all their friends. Religion is for idiots.




Qft. Only thing I'd change is organized religion and anyone whO goes along with it is a moron. Almost all of my religious friends you wouldn't even know are religious, they don't talk about it and when we did they basically admitted that it's just nice to think you'll see your loved ones again and that this shit hole isn't the only thing we get to experience. If all religion was as simple as that I'd have no problem with it.


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Re: Muhammed is Love [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21854176 - 06/25/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's the thing though.  It seems once a religion has really established itself for a long time they really seem to die down on all the fundamentalist violent bullcrap (save for a few such as certain sects of islam). 

Hell even now peaceful Tibetan Buddhists slaughtered the native Bon people and incorperated their religions into the fold before they really held power in Tibet for a while.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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