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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21853415 - 06/25/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can't understanding "accidentally" blowing my load in another person.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: drege] * 1
    #21853422 - 06/25/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You can't if you use common sense. My problem is that went completely out the window.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: drege]
    #21853535 - 06/25/15 01:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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drege said:
I can't understanding "accidentally" blowing my load in another person.



Seriously, my thought exactly. You heterosexuals and your "accidental" pregnancies. BAH!!! Oops, I came in  your pussy, it felt too good, it was an accident.

Do you really think that you are invincible?

I mean if you were a gay guy you would not need to worry about pregnancy, but you are not gay.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: occollegeboi]
    #21853562 - 06/25/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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occollegeboi said:

Do you really think that you are invincible?




Well yeah that's the problem. A lot do. Pregnancy is never guaranteed and there's a certain sense of "it won't happen" syndrome present. Looking back on that period on my life I realize just how stupid of a thought this is, but I'm hardly alone in it.

Who knows though, maybe having a kid that young was good for me. It definitely forced me to do a lot of growing up. I was headed to a lengthy prison stay or worse.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (06/25/15 02:12 AM)


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21853567 - 06/25/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes.  It was naturally aborted


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21853573 - 06/25/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i laugh at all you guys who got a chick pregnant because you weren't wearing a condom.

She says shes on birth control? I still wear one because guess what? bitches lie all the time.

The same thing happened to my friend when he was 16. she said she was on the pill. Well now hes been paying child support for nearly ten years.

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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #21853577 - 06/25/15 02:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

They are gonna have male birth control in the next few years. I mean, they already have female viagra approved by the fda. I think female viagra will be a massive shift in our culture.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: occollegeboi]
    #21853579 - 06/25/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I had a bitch tell me she was allergic to latex even though I used a condom on her before. Swear to god she was after my seed dude. I still fucked her without a rubber though :facepalm3:
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occollegeboi said:
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drege said:
I can't understanding "accidentally" blowing my load in another person.



Seriously, my thought exactly. You heterosexuals and your "accidental" pregnancies. BAH!!! Oops, I came in  your pussy, it felt too good, it was an accident.

Do you really think that you are invincible?

I mean if you were a gay guy you would not need to worry about pregnancy, but you are not gay.



Yea you just have to worry about shit dick and aids


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21853616 - 06/25/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
I had a bitch tell me she was allergic to latex even though I used a condom on her before. Swear to god she was after my seed dude. I still fucked her without a rubber though :facepalm3:
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occollegeboi said:
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drege said:
I can't understanding "accidentally" blowing my load in another person.



Seriously, my thought exactly. You heterosexuals and your "accidental" pregnancies. BAH!!! Oops, I came in  your pussy, it felt too good, it was an accident.

Do you really think that you are invincible?

I mean if you were a gay guy you would not need to worry about pregnancy, but you are not gay.



Yea you just have to worry about shit dick and aids



You can get AIDS through vaginal sex you know.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: occollegeboi]
    #21853710 - 06/25/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fucked an ex after we broke up and she had stopped taking the pill. We did plan-b. first time she was fine. second time she had massive cramps and a huge globular bloody mess came out of her. she is convinced it was a miscarriage. shes gonna be a great mom one day though


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 11
    #21853716 - 06/25/15 03:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Shiithead]
    #21853717 - 06/25/15 03:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Its nice to know a fetus is disposable but an orgasm isnt.  I wonder what kind of a nazi fuckhead works at an abortion clinic and then uses his genocide funds to go eat a nice meal, and fill his tank to go out on the town and mingle with people..  jesus christ this country is dead..

What a worthless gathering of human trash..


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Amanita86]
    #21853722 - 06/25/15 03:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My only charge against sport fucking abortionist is that the act of killing the fetus doesnt kill the two dipshits who decided to...ggggrrruuuunt,.. the kid into existance..

Those people should be shot in the fucking face...each and every one of them...


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Bitter Cactus] * 1
    #21853764 - 06/25/15 04:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

yea i guess whether the baby is conscious or not it is still life, it is alive, it is a living organism. it's like germinating a healthy marijuana seed and then digging it out of the dirt and throwing it away. that plant couldve been one the best strains the world had ever seen, or not..

i dont really judge others for doing it tho, but it'd be difficult for me to do..









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They are gonna have male birth control in the next few years. I mean, they already have female viagra approved by the fda. I think female viagra will be a massive shift in our culture.




the result of female viagra..



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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21853841 - 06/25/15 05:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Detached said:
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Rebelutionsssss said:
Why do some women think that's fucking funny at all :crankey:



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rackem said:
because chicks are lunatics.




It's one of the few things that women can use to exert complete control over a man. The power of the pussy has many tangible uses.




Of course this is original and witty material right here highlighting the supeerier humor abilities of men:

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And then after you find out she's pregnant, you push her down a flight of stairs when she is least expecting it and you both can have a good laugh afterwards.




:rolleyes:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21854053 - 06/25/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Unless you fucked a girl by accident, than you got her pregnant by accident. Other than that, it ws definitely on purpose


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Shiithead]
    #21854101 - 06/25/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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lol classssssic


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #21854159 - 06/25/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
Fucked an ex after we broke up and she had stopped taking the pill. We did plan-b. first time she was fine. second time she had massive cramps and a huge globular bloody mess came out of her. she is convinced it was a miscarriage. shes gonna be a great mom one day though




Way to look on the bright side man. There's always a silver lining! :rofl:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21854170 - 06/25/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My second child was an "accident". I had just lost my job and in all my free time ended up getting my wife pregnant. She wanted an abortion. I would have left her if she did it behind my back.

He's the coolest kid now. Fun to be around and super chill. It's difficult to be a good parent but I can't imagine my life without them.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: grower182]
    #21854233 - 06/25/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You know that the dramatic drop in crime was due to all those abortions right.

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The effect of legalized abortion on crime (sometimes referred to as the Donohue-Levitt hypothesis) is the theory that legal abortion reduces crime. Proponents of the theory generally argue that children who are unwanted or whose parents cannot care for them well are more likely to become criminals and that an inverse correlation is observed between the availability of abortion and subsequent crime. Moreover, children born under these conditions are usually economically disadvantaged. In particular, it is argued that the legalization of abortion in the United States, largely due to the Supreme Court's decision in Roe v. Wade, has reduced crime in the late 20th and early 21st centuries. Opponents generally reject these statistics, and argue that abortion has negative effects on society or decrease in crime is brought about in other ways





Also African Americans are the primary receiver of abortions. In fact since roe vs wade. About 35-45 percent of the prospective African American population was aborted


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