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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852637 - 06/24/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Great question. Shit is not a joke, man.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: rackem]
    #21852640 - 06/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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maning up and being the dad is the right thing




This is what I would do too, but I really don't think there is a right or wrong choices when comes to this kinda thing. Pro life, pro choice, neither are right or wrong in my book.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852641 - 06/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Why do some women think that's fucking funny at all :crankey:




It's one of the few things that women can use to exert complete control over a man. The power of the pussy has many tangible uses.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 3
    #21852645 - 06/24/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

because chicks are lunatics.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: rackem]
    #21852680 - 06/24/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm3: so fucking true. Some women are completely detached from reality. It scares the shit out of me


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852691 - 06/24/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

i got my GF pregnant once.  i wanted to keep it, but she didn't so i didn't say anything.  hadn't thought about it in awhile actually.

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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 1
    #21852711 - 06/24/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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one day I was driving to Berkeley for that psychedelic mushroom festival and my girlfriend thought it would be funny to turn the music off all serious and tell me she's pregnant. It was only until I almost crashed my car that she decided to start laughing and tell she was kidding. I don't think I've ever gone through so many emotions in a short period of time except for when I'm on LSD. Why do some women think that's fucking funny at all :crankey:



You should have floored it and headed for the nearest utility pole on her side of the car. Who's laughing now bitch. :thatsayes:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21852722 - 06/24/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Believe me dude I almost slammed into the median because I was looking her straight in the eye telling her to be fucking serious  :aweshit:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21852733 - 06/24/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You should have floored it and headed for the nearest utility pole on her side of the car. Who's laughing now bitch.




True dat especially if your ride doesn't have a passenger airbag and just tell your insurance company a squirrel was in the road..  :haha:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached] * 1
    #21852751 - 06/24/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yes I have it fucking sucks .

I pay my monthly payments, she has 5 kids ith 4 different dudes.

Mine was. #2 and she was married:picard:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: blackhawk]
    #21852779 - 06/24/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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And if so what gun were you considering using on yourself?




I just end up paying for the abortion. Saves money in the long run.



That should be a geico commercial or something



Planned Parenthood: Save 99% or more on childcare.

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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: D.M.T]
    #21852792 - 06/24/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:

Planned P would be even better if they gave out coupons or punchcards... Buy 2, get 1 FREE


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached] * 1
    #21852813 - 06/24/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:rofl:

Planned P would be even better if they gave out coupons or punchcards... Buy 2, get 1 FREE




its a great place to pick up chicks. i mean, you already know that they put out right?


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: trekie]
    #21852836 - 06/24/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Yes I have it fucking sucks .

I pay my monthly payments, she has 5 kids ith 4 different dudes.

Mine was. #2 and she was married:picard:



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trekie said:
Yes I have it fucking sucks .

I pay my monthly payments, she has 5 kids ith 4 different dudes.

Mine was. #2 and she was married:picard:




wtf dude. that sucks. why you go rawdog on such a slut?


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: daz01] * 1
    #21852841 - 06/24/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

he probably didnt know she was a money grubbing whore until it was too fucking late.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: rackem]
    #21853197 - 06/24/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

if u truly love ur partner it's only natural that u're gonna want them to have ur baby and vice versa, or at the very least one wouldnt mind.

this is why u dont have unprotected sex with someone u probably dont love very much, or that u cant see urself spending the rest of ur life with.

it's the reason the world is in shambles cuz peeps be thinking with their peepees


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: rackem]
    #21853311 - 06/25/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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he probably didnt know she was a money grubbing whore until it was too fucking late.



This , I didn't know her last name till 3 years later when the sheriff gave me my court order to appear in front of a judge .
Yeah this was the year I got out of the army...
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She said she was on BC should have knoknow random girl takes you back to her trailer..... Hey it could have been worse I could have had twins .....


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: trekie]
    #21853320 - 06/25/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And this is why I'm all about facials and forced serialization.:cookiemonster:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21853333 - 06/25/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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one day I was driving to Berkeley for that psychedelic mushroom festival and my girlfriend thought it would be funny to turn the music off all serious and tell me she's pregnant. It was only until I almost crashed my car that she decided to start laughing and tell she was kidding. I don't think I've ever gone through so many emotions in a short period of time except for when I'm on LSD. Why do some women think that's fucking funny at all :crankey:



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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21853361 - 06/25/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Technically, sorta yes. I was a dumb ass 18 year old. Me and my wife never planned to have a kid and definitely not so young. But "condoms suck".. So we played the game of chance. Sometimes I wanna go back in time and scream at myself "what the fuck do you think is gonna happen?!". Weird how sexual desire just overrules any hint of common sense.

I've also had an ex claim I got her pregnant (before my wife, obviously). That just pissed me off more than it did freak me out. I knew there was no way in hell I could have gotten her pregnant. We'd only had actual vaginal intercourse once, it lasted like 30 seconds tops (she was a virgin and I'm not "small", fucking a crying chick just isn't my thing, she was obviously in a lot of pain) with a condom on, and me never getting off or anywhere close.

It was after we had broken up that she made the claim, been a long time but IIRC she was basically trying to break me and my wife up. So I was fucking irate about it. Not to mention a bunch of other bullshit in that saga.

I'm sure everyone has that one ex where you're like "this bitch is crazy, why didn't I kick her ass to the curb on day 1?". She was mine.

Also over the years I've come to be glad we broke things off for more than the crazy factor. She's one of those girls who just wants to keep pumping out kids. If I'd married her, by now we'd have 3 or 4.


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