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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident * 2
    #21852427 - 06/24/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And if so what gun were you considering using on yourself?


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852445 - 06/24/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Are you having a baby?


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852457 - 06/24/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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And if so what gun were you considering using on yourself?




I just end up paying for the abortion. Saves money in the long run.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached] * 1
    #21852464 - 06/24/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21852468 - 06/24/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

how do i make a girl pregnant?


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21852472 - 06/24/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Conversation before having sex for the first time with my gf.  "You're ok with no condom?  You say you're on birth control but what if you got pregnant..?"

Her: "I'd get a fucking abortion I dont want a kid!"

Guess what, she got pregnant

Then we got an abortion

Hooray

We're still together and in love btw.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #21852492 - 06/24/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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how do i make a girl pregnant?



You drink an entire bottle of vodka and forget a condom


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 3
    #21852499 - 06/24/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And then after you find out she's pregnant, you push her down a flight of stairs when she is least expecting it and you both can have a good laugh afterwards.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21852505 - 06/24/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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And if so what gun were you considering using on yourself?




I just end up paying for the abortion. Saves money in the long run.



That should be a geico commercial or something


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852520 - 06/24/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My best friend accidentally got his girlfriend pregnant. He found out like 2 weeks ago. He asked to use my Ruger P89, so there's your answer for that, lol.

Idk what I'd do. I'm not fond of children.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852531 - 06/24/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

dunno if i would kill myself over it... but maybe a next flight out to thailand or another country never to be seen again.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: TopPmz] * 1
    #21852537 - 06/24/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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My best friend accidentally got his girlfriend pregnant. He found out like 2 weeks ago. He asked to use my Ruger P89, so there's your answer for that, lol.





Are you gonna help him bury her body? I suggest a desolate mountain region.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21852574 - 06/24/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I would if it came to that, but he's accepted his fate and is planning to be a dad.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852585 - 06/24/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I mean most guns even a .22 are probably goin to kill you if its point blank through the roof of the mouth..

Abortions are cheaper than a gun..

But either way a kid shouldn't grow up without a dad.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: TopPmz]
    #21852586 - 06/24/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's pretty cool if he's ready for it. I realize most people aren't prepared to have a child when the surprise happens but that's cool he's willing to step up.

I used to think I wanted kids.. I think I would be a great father... however the older I get I realize I am really selfish and the freedom / life of a childless, bitter alcoholic is much more appealing.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #21852595 - 06/24/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

.22 are wayy more lethal than most guns man.

specially at a lil bit of distance.. that projectile just penetrates the skin and stays inside playing ping pong

but yeah all joking aside.. maning up and being the dad is the right thing


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: rackem] * 2
    #21852600 - 06/24/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21852606 - 06/24/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I'm proud of him for stepping up, but feel bad for the kid at the same time. They're not at all ready to be parents. Plus, earlier  the day he found out, he was telling me about all the problems they're having, and asked if he could stay with me if they broke up.

Also, I live in Florida. We have swamps. I don't need mountains to hide a body.


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: Detached]
    #21852610 - 06/24/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I never have knocked a girl up but was accused of it by some psycho bitch I had not even had sex with. Lemme tell you that was a fucking nightmare in and of itself. Fucked my whole life up for a month. :kingcrankey:


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Re: Have any of you got a girl pregnant on accident [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21852628 - 06/24/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

one day I was driving to Berkeley for that psychedelic mushroom festival and my girlfriend thought it would be funny to turn the music off all serious and tell me she's pregnant. It was only until I almost crashed my car that she decided to start laughing and tell she was kidding. I don't think I've ever gone through so many emotions in a short period of time except for when I'm on LSD. Why do some women think that's fucking funny at all :crankey:


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