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LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS.
    #21852243 - 06/24/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Psychonautica guide to getting painkiller scripts.

First, light a finger on fire with some Zippo fuel, and try to smoke a bong with it.


Get some ice and shit on it right the fuck away because itll blister instantly and you wanna stop that shit otherwise if youre a bitch with pain you shouldn't even be at this step.

So the first blister should already be out within 5 minutes of burning your finger. Now, from that point you're going to want to cover it, even though your not supposed to cover a burn until it breaks, you're gonna want it to wrinkle up and lose as much skin as possible because it's your works policy not to allow finger wounds on keyboards.

On the day after, the wrapping and wrinkling should cause the majority of your skin to start to, or completely fall off.


If anything bumps that skin it tears right off.

Congrats! You can now get a shitty script. They offered me Tramadol, I said I can't take that because of seizures and am now sitting pretty on 30, tylenol 3s.

Or 900mg codeine CWE which it will be in, and I'ma sip it like a rapstar drinking lean.

Also my finger doesn't even hurt. Chalk today up as a fucking victory for me.


How was your day Shroomery?


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852247 - 06/24/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's 7 pm you eastern swine!


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: propensity]
    #21852262 - 06/24/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Does anybody with a brain give a fuck about anything but the Eastern US Time Zone and if so WHY?


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21852265 - 06/24/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

West of the Hudson.  No account


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21852274 - 06/24/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's a reason television show's only say Eastern and Central Time when they have commercials :wink:


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852281 - 06/24/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My nationalism is stronger than your nationalism.

The pacific northwest will rise again!


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: propensity]
    #21852285 - 06/24/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Again?:lolsy:


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: propensity]
    #21852302 - 06/24/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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propensity said:
My nationalism is stronger than your nationalism.

The pacific northwest will rise again!




The pacific northwest is beautiful because it never rose, it's beautiful because it's empty and spacious.

Why the fuck would you want to ruin that you western swine. Take your ass back to LA and San Jose and leave the good parts of the west alone gosh darn it.

Also fuck the Sharks, and the Kings.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852381 - 06/24/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

And the Jets.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852397 - 06/24/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I am loving life again, it is wonderful and drug free. Besides for DXM a couple times a month. I miss meth, but I needed a break from it for some time.


I miss weed, hate alcohol and have been doing pretty well over all. There are so many things in life to do, and it's nice not being hooked on any substances for once.

Eat well and exercise is a big part of it, and I eat a lot of fruit.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852420 - 06/24/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've never been to California, you're the one who probably belongs there. Finger burning skate gif cardigan faux hawk man. :cookiemonster:

I've lived in WA and OR my whole life more or less. The pacific northwest, really, is nearly as full of hapless and reprehensible shitheads as anywhere else. Those shitheads are just surrounded by temperate rainforests, mountains, marijuana and mushrooms.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21852424 - 06/24/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
And the Jets.




What sport do they play again?
:lolsy:


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: propensity]
    #21852432 - 06/24/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I've never been to California, you're the one who probably belongs there. Finger burning skate gif cardigan faux hawk man. :cookiemonster:

I've lived in WA and OR my whole life more or less. The pacific northwest, really, is nearly as full of hapless and reprehensible shitheads as anywhere else. Those shitheads are just surrounded by temperate rainforests, mountains, marijuana and mushrooms.




It's a real hawk, the sides are shaved to 10mm and the top is 25 when I cut it.

Figured I'll trim the sides back down to 10mm in a few days and freshen the cut up.

But hell yeah Cardigans are my fave form of clothing.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #21852437 - 06/24/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hey OP - if you wanna get some good pain scripts, drop a cylinder block on your foot. It will always work and you get a really cool cast boot too :thumbup:

I just ate a shit load of chili dogs and had a few pints of some super yummy Vanilla Oatmeal Stout. My stomach is already starting to suffer but it was well worth it.

I tried to play some COD but my hand / eye coordination is fucked so I gave up.

Gonna drop some THC tincture and surf the net.

PNW repping! Peace :rasta:


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852444 - 06/24/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I can get T1's over the counter in Canada! I win :smirk:
I don't even need to hurt myself first.

Scary fact: the same iodine/red phosphorous tek for meth, can also be used to turn codeine into krokodil. :eek:

I'm eating Reese's pieces and playing a marvel game :smile:


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852448 - 06/24/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You hurt yourself to get pills, got T3s which is par for the course for that kind of thing, and that's a positive thing?
:burke:


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Detached]
    #21852453 - 06/24/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Hey OP - if you wanna get some good pain scripts, drop a cylinder block on your foot. It will always work and you get a really cool cast boot too :thumbup:

I just ate a shit load of chili dogs and had a few pints of some super yummy Vanilla Oatmeal Stout. My stomach is already starting to suffer but it was well worth it.

I tried to play some COD but my hand / eye coordination is fucked so I gave up.

Gonna drop some THC tincture and surf the net.

PNW repping! Peace :rasta:




Minnesota Repping here. Florida residenting.


I didn't do it for the pain script. I did it for the Lulz as a joke with drunk friends... Wasn't worth a 2nd degree burn for the laughter but it's still generating laughter from everyone else..

I didn't even get a good script. That's just how I spent my day so I figured I'd share.

You do have to admit it's a cool picture though .


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21852463 - 06/24/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

We can all agree - at least were not mountain time.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #21852473 - 06/24/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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You hurt yourself to get pills, got T3s which is par for the course for that how of thing, and that's a positive thing?
:burke:




No I actually didn't hurt myself for the pills, I posted that as a guide for a joke.

I hurt myself for the laughter of others.. Which is probably worse actually..

"Hey man, what if you lit a bong with your finger, like, hand sanitizer doesn't hurt right away when its on fire"

"Hm... Yeah I bet I can hit a bong with a burning finger"

-set it all up in the bathroom with showerheads and sinks ready to aim at the fire-

and then WOOOOOSH.

I just posted it in a guide format because that's what I went through... Hahah It was more of a sarcastic remark.


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Re: LATE NIGHT CHAT MOTHERFUCKERS. [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21852476 - 06/24/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

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And the Jets.




What sport do they play again?
:lolsy:



It was  west Side Story reference.  Sharks and Jets


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