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mjshroomer
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52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

#2184844 - 12/17/03 08:20 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Okay now. Here is my latest observtion in Life.
I have had Chinese food since I was 8-years-old and each time I had Chinese food I was given a fortune cookie. None of them ever came true.

Well yesterday I had a big Chinese dinner here in Seattle and got the most unusual fortune from my dinner fortune cookie I have ever opened up and read.

Here it is for all to see.

I am surprised no one else has noticed this or was this for my eyes only.

mjshroomer

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SpecialEd
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2185205 - 12/17/03 12:00 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I always save my fortunes, and I have that one too! Only my text is red.

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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2185232 - 12/17/03 12:25 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

uhmmm is that supposed to be 'even though friend flatter you'?

either way it doesnt make sense

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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madn

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#2185306 - 12/17/03 01:02 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Ive had a fortune cookie come true it said something like "you will soon embark on an improtant trip'or something close to that and then later that day i got my first mushrooms and had my first life changing trip :stoned:

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ummikko
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madn

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#2185325 - 12/17/03 01:16 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I've only opened a single fortune cookie in my life. It said

"You are destined to do great things in your life"

Since I don't believe they can all come true, I'm keeping my eggs in this basket. :grin:

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Its Pat
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2185336 - 12/17/03 01:22 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Confucious Works in Mysterious Ways.

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mjshroomer
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2185854 - 12/17/03 05:07 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Really like those dancers Pat,
and as for the fortune, it is pidgin kinda from hong Kong or Shanghai.

mj

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TheDude
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2186236 - 12/17/03 07:30 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I actually just got a fortune cookie today that said "you will meet a tall dark stranger". I kind of don't want this one to come true....

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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2186281 - 12/17/03 07:43 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I got a lump of coal.

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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2186681 - 12/17/03 10:29 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Mine always work, "in bed."

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shroomer44
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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2191486 - 12/19/03 07:31 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

I once got one that said, "You will be hungry soon. Buy takeout"

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Re: 52 Years of Chinese Food and Finally Fortune Cookie Madness

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#2191494 - 12/19/03 07:35 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Not surprising bro

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#2191507 - 12/19/03 07:39 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

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