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basqueshaman
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man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries
#21851821 - 06/24/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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So here goes with my latest prank, Yesterday I went halves on some shocktop raspberry ale and I pissed into a empty bottle, I guess you could say I was just recycling, and this guy I started out helping by letting him crash here until october first has the habit of grabbing shit out of the fridge he doesn't put there. I come home about a half hour ago and the first thing out of his mouth is the shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries. I Simply smirked and said that's really strange all my beers did, well I got a good laugh. Maybe he will think twice about grabbing the only beer in the fridge next time.
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ReposadoXochipilli
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: basqueshaman]
#21851835 - 06/24/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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maybe you just like the idea of people drinking your piss
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basqueshaman
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Quote:
ReposadoXochipilli said: maybe you just like the idea of people drinking your piss
Hey it's a tradition of shamans
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: basqueshaman]
#21851849 - 06/24/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Have you confronted him?
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: basqueshaman]
#21851851 - 06/24/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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You are some weird kind of evil. I think I like you.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21851859 - 06/24/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would've dumped it over your head
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21851871 - 06/24/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would have pissed in YOUR mouth. A prank like this sounds like it would come from someone who drinks fucking Shock Top Raspberry when there are 999999999 amazing beers out right now.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: SteveRogers]
#21851899 - 06/24/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fool acts like shock top isn't tasty
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: basqueshaman]
#21851905 - 06/24/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just let him know not to drink your beer, also shocktop/blue moon sucks.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: ChinChiller]
#21851922 - 06/24/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well you can have your fancy fuckin beers Shock top and blue moon are great
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basqueshaman
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: SteveRogers]
#21851925 - 06/24/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Have you confronted him?
I've brought up every thing that has the Merritt of being brought up as soon as it arises. I've known him since 2007, he was on hard times and asked for help, honestly he reminds me of my younger cousin who has a very similar personality, but so far all he does is complain constantly and doesn't help out much, has the tendency to take shit with out asking, last month I gave him a 3 month notice that he has to be out. The other guy I'm helping out in a similar situation is cracking up laughing at this.Quote:
SteveRogers said: I would have pissed in YOUR mouth. A prank like this sounds like it would come from someone who drinks fucking Shock Top Raspberry when there are 999999999 amazing beers out right now.
Shit homie 6.99 for a 12 pack, I can't pass that up. Normally I drink porters and liquor. Any way the only person who should worry about what I drink is me. Sorry Captain America I'm not into water sports I suggest saving that for OTD
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: basqueshaman]
#21851941 - 06/24/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by Adolin (06/24/15 08:58 PM)
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SteveRogers
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: Adolin]
#21851983 - 06/24/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Shit homie 6.99 for a 12 pack, I can't pass that up. Normally I drink porters and liquor. Any way the only person who should worry about what I drink is me. Sorry Captain America I'm not into water sports I suggest saving that for OTD "
Oh common man. You know I'm just rattling your cage for conspiring to make another man drink your piss.
Messing with a mans beer in some parts of the world are grounds for a pistol duel friend.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21852093 - 06/24/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: I would've dumped it over your head
No you wouldn't you probably would have drank the rest thinking it was skunked.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21852111 - 06/24/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Funny stuff OP. Nothing like fooling your boy into drinking your piss when he's down on his luck.
Do you ever plan on telling him? I imagine it would be much more satisfying..
My $.02 - I only like Shocktop on draft during a hot day. Bluemoon is always tasty though.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: ModestMouse]
#21852115 - 06/24/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ever have one of those holiday variety packs? Already tastes like piss as soon as you pop the lid.
They had a great Belgian wheat ale, then it's like they started experimenting with every possible flavor combination out there. Like Bertie Bott's jelly beans. It's not supposed to taste like vomit going down...
But yeah, OP: passive aggressive and unproductive. I mean, I guess at least you got a good laugh outta the guy mooching rent/food/whatever, but you are seeing a lot of hostile responses because such avoidance is cowardly and they see it as a sign of weakness. It wouldn't matter if your actions had any effect other than quelling your emotional state (like tangible change), but that's just kinda childish... Go you???
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
#21852125 - 06/24/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah that's why I asked about the confrontation. Pranks are cowardly when it's passive aggressive
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: ModestMouse]
#21852136 - 06/24/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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It was the winter seasonal!
-Shockolate wheat? tastes like a semi-sweet foot. Chocolate is for stouts and porters.
-Honey Bourbon wheat? Literally tastes like piss. I highly recommend it if your roommate liked what you gave him. Idk at what point in the brewing process they added the honey, but nothing about the flavor is balanced.
-Twisted pretzel wheat... Actually not terrible. The Belgian is better.
100% agree about confrontation. A peaceful, but productive one needs to happen.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
#21852167 - 06/24/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Giftofdeprivation said:
But yeah, OP: passive aggressive and unproductive. I mean, I guess at least you got a good laugh outta the guy mooching rent/food/whatever, but you are seeing a lot of hostile responses because such avoidance is cowardly and they see it as a sign of weakness. It wouldn't matter if your actions had any effect other than quelling your emotional state (like tangible change), but that's just kinda childish... Go you???
so says the guy with 39 posts and is down to the 3 shrooms on his ratings. Wanna stop by for a beer later. I got a 12 pack just don't tell your mom.
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Re: man this shocktop doesn't taste like raspberries [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21852216 - 06/24/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sorry you are getting emotionally reactive again, it can't be fun seeing everything as a threat to your self worth.
I was just trying to help and provide you with a clearer message than "I'll piss in YOUR mouth"
I don't think I really need to argue further with you to validate my argument. Sorry my shroomery rep is not up to your standard for social communication, I'll see myself out.
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Edited by Giftofdeprivation (06/24/15 07:57 PM)
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