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what do you do when you open a bag of chips?
#21851545 - 06/24/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is it a race to the end? Scopping handfuls into your mouth even though you know half the chips wont make it.
Or do you eat a couple at a time makingthe bag last a month.
For me sometimes the bags gone in a day, others a week.
Also my favorite is salt and vinegar,yours?
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 3
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 2
#21851566 - 06/24/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I eat them one at a time. Even the small bags last me a couple of days.
I have no favorite kind. I have like 10+ different kinds that I like equally and just rotate depending on what I feel like. If I had to pick one kind forever it'd probably be Spicy Nacho Doritos.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851569 - 06/24/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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salt & vinegar are my favorite too. preferably Lays, they put on lots of vinegar. burns so good. i also like dipping regular ones in dijon mustard
if im eating in a car or something i might shovel em down cause i'm bored. but at home i try to be a tame snacker. dropped from 235 to 220 the past 6 or so months and dont really want to gain it back
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#21851572 - 06/24/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get sad and disappointed by how little is in the bag.
Salt and vinegar ftw.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Adolin] 1
#21851575 - 06/24/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I eat some until I'm not hungry anymore and put the bag back in the freezer.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 2
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SirShroomsAlott said: Get sad and disappointed by how little is 8n the bag.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851580 - 06/24/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I kill the bag in 5-10 minutes tops. I eat quick, I'm always starving
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851589 - 06/24/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eat them like a fat kid on chocolate cake.
I like miss vickies any flavour.
I exclusively listen to dubstep while eating chips.
Even though miss vickies is my favourite brand and they are potato chips, I do prefer corn chips over potato chips.
Potatoes are for vodka.
Miss vickies vodka.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 2
#21851596 - 06/24/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what do you do when you open a bag of chips?
I immediately throw all the chips on the floor, proceed to place the bag over my penis, and wear it as a condom until a suiting female comes my way that wants to engage.
I don't know whatdafuq you guys are doing, but my way is the only right way.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal] 2
#21851606 - 06/24/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said: put the bag back in the freezer.
Canada has some weird customs.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Zombi3]
#21851608 - 06/24/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: Eat them like a fat kid on chocolate cake.
I like miss vickies any flavour.
I exclusively listen to dubstep while eating chips.
Even though miss vickies is my favourite brand and they are potato chips, I do prefer corn chips over potato chips.
Potatoes are for vodka.
Miss vickies vodka.
Miss Vickies...
That shit should be illegal. It's more addictive than crack and World of Warcraft mixed together.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: kr0nik0]
#21851618 - 06/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
what do you do when you open a bag of chips?
I immediately throw all the chips on the floor, proceed to place the bag over my penis, and wear it as a condom until a suiting female comes my way that wants to engage.
I don't know whatdafuq you guys are doing, but my way is the only right way.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851619 - 06/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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r00tuuu123 said:
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Patlal said: put the bag back in the freezer.
Canada has some weird customs. 
I was waiting for a comment like this.
In the winter I put all my extra post christmas stuff in my BBQ (Its winter so its a freezer). Saves electricity and space. Many years ago, we put our chip in there and it was the shit.
Take your bag of chips right now, ut it in your freezer. in an hour, eat some and come back to this thread.
You will have discovered the most awesome way to eat chips.
I swear to god people. chips belong in your freezer.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
#21851627 - 06/24/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ha! We use our bbq, garage, and back porch as a freezer in the winter lol
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
#21851632 - 06/24/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
Quote:
r00tuuu123 said:
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Patlal said: put the bag back in the freezer.
Canada has some weird customs. 
I was waiting for a comment like this.
In the winter I put all my extra post christmas stuff in my BBQ (Its winter so its a freezer). Saves electricity and space. Many years ago, we put our chip in there and it was the shit.
Take your bag of chips right now, ut it in your freezer. in an hour, eat some and come back to this thread.
You will have discovered the most awesome way to eat chips.
I swear to god people. chips belong in your freezer.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851657 - 06/24/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Give it a shot.
I swear to god it'll rekindle your love for chips.
To a point where you'll think that room temperature chips suck
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851658 - 06/24/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting if nobody stops me. Not really much of an accomplishment if you take into consideration that half of the bag is air
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21851668 - 06/24/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Combine sauces & spices to make dip
Usually mayonnaise, mustard, pepper, salt, water
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851673 - 06/24/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I normally break up my chips and throw the "pixie dust" shake into my gravity bong and sit around eating weed.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851808 - 06/24/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also my favorite is salt and vinegar,yours?
Yes sir S&V...my chips last 3 days at most.
I have little control with "snack" foods..
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21851829 - 06/24/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I can eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting if nobody stops me. Not really much of an accomplishment if you take into consideration that half of the bag is air 
Not to mention a big bag of chips contains maybe 2 potatos. The more I think about it chips are a real rip off 2 potatos cost what like 75 cents and a Bag of chips costs like 3.99
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851888 - 06/24/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So make your own, it's not hard. It's easiest if you have a mandoline already. It actually takes less time to slice them up and cook them in the oil than it does to drive to the store and get through checkout.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851909 - 06/24/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love sea salt and vinegar as well. Do you grab your popcorn in handfuls or just one at a time?
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 3
#21851948 - 06/24/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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First thing's first. Always open the bag upside-down from how it was stored so the seasonings distribute evenly. I prefer safety scissors and eye goggles.
Next, I proceed to remove a chip, place it in a deep plate (NOT a regular plate! NOT a bowl!) This is because the cutting surface will be flat and the plate walls will retain any errant crumbs. If you must use a regular plate, get a towel and dust buster.
When the chip is on/in the plate, I put on my cut resistant gloves and eye goggles, retrieve my SHARPEST serrated edge (if it works for cutting bone and sinew, it is ideal for chips.).
I then saw the chip slowly and methodically. Take your time! the quicker you saw, the messier it gets and the less you get to ingest. I like to imagine what the chip could be experiencing to distract me from going too fast.
When the chip is cleanly dissected, I use a medium sized pair of forceps to retrieve a piece and place it neatly onto my tongue. A jar of isopropanol is handy to sanitize instruments between use.
It is best to chew at least ten times to prevent a choking hazard. If possible, also have a glass of water near by to moisten any potentially sharp debris. Remember: one sip per chip is ideal!
Finally, I have a lot of experience eating chips and using sharp objects to dissect various non-living creat- objects I had obtained through legal purchase. If you find your process to be less professional, please keep a paper towel near by and use your water glass/Isopropanol if necessary.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Ncogneato]
#21853903 - 06/25/15 06:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i eat one or two chips at a time and if im high ill pretty much just keep doing that til theyre gone
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21853917 - 06/25/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't like junk food.
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#21853928 - 06/25/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh yeah?
well junk food doesnt like you
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21853932 - 06/25/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21853936 - 06/25/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zapp's, good cheap chips. Miss Vickies is fuckin good too.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
#21854490 - 06/25/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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These are my favorite cheap chips. So fucking good with a Mango Arizona.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: ChinChiller]
#21854522 - 06/25/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My favourite is Jalapeno cheese (not to sure about the cheese part)
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: WAN]
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Cool ranch Doritos all day I eat a small bag like 4 times a week I mean like the 50 cent bag I eat em at work for lunch
Salt and vinegar is also up there with the Doritos I can eat a whole big bag of those by myself if nobody's watching lol but I eat me like one or two at a time till they are gone
My third is probably wise honey bbq they are also retry yummy but the salt and vinegar can be pretty much any brand for me.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: burningstar06] 1
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salt and vinegar is fuckin gross
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
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All the Mexicans like crush the fuck out of them and just pour it in their mouth. I consider those people satan
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
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When I open a bag of chips I put them in the smoker
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: ManianFH]
#21854736 - 06/25/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sunchips are my favourite. Sweet Chili Heat Doritos are pretty dank too. I eat them at whatever pace I feel like at the my time. Sometimes I'll make a layered dip out of salsa, sour cream, and grated cheddar, then dip the doritos in it.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
#21854745 - 06/25/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: Zapp's, good cheap chips. Miss Vickies is fuckin good too.

This; they're not available everywhere though. I think you can only get them relatively close to Louisiana. They didn't even have em in South FL where I used to live
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: hex_enduction]
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jacked doritos are pretty dank
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Those are the worst kind of Doritos.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21854983 - 06/25/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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nah theyre the best
by far
who wants that pussy version of doritos? not me
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21854986 - 06/25/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like the golden flake hot chips. Good as fuck
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I like those organic kettle chips they sell at Safeway and shit
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21854994 - 06/25/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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do they have Cape Cod chips outside of massachusetts? soooo dank
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
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Patlal said: Hopefully one offyou guys discovered the bliss of puttingyour chips in the freezer
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21855044 - 06/25/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Hopefully one offyou guys discovered the bliss of puttingyour chips in the freezer
Please elaborate
Put a damn bad of chip in the freezer and eat the chips while they are still cold.
You'll find that it's much better than eating room temperature chips. It enhances everything and you will regret all the years you've wasted eating them at room temperature.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21855050 - 06/25/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I refuse to commit such blasphemy.
for the record though, once that bag opens, it's game on until my actual meal is ready.
usually, I'm full on chips by the time dinner is ready though
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The VERY FIRST thing I do when I open a bag of chips is observe contents, and select my desired chip accordingly. :classy:
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#21855080 - 06/25/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: I refuse to commit such blasphemy.
for the record though, once that bag opens, it's game on until my actual meal is ready.
usually, I'm full on chips by the time dinner is ready though 
dude i do that all the time
i blaze in my car on the way home from work everyday and by time im home im high and hungry and just kill a bag of chips then like im not hungry for dinner lol
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
#21855096 - 06/25/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Rebelutionsssss said:
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Patlal said: Hopefully one offyou guys discovered the bliss of puttingyour chips in the freezer
Please elaborate
Put a damn bad of chip in the freezer and eat the chips while they are still cold.
You'll find that it's much better than eating room temperature chips. It enhances everything and you will regret all the years you've wasted eating them at room temperature.
Im gonna try this Pat
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21855100 - 06/25/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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whitelights said: Is it a race to the end? Scopping handfuls into your mouth even though you know half the chips wont make it.
Or do you eat a couple at a time makingthe bag last a month.
For me sometimes the bags gone in a day, others a week.
Also my favorite is salt and vinegar,yours?
Usually I eat a third or half of it, then wrap it up and save the rest for later. This is regardless to the size of the bag. 
Salt and vinegar is my favorite flavor too.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: jesustripped]
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
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Salt and vinegar chips smell/taste like feet. Gross
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Patlal said:
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Patlal said: Hopefully one offyou guys discovered the bliss of puttingyour chips in the freezer
Please elaborate
Put a damn bad of chip in the freezer and eat the chips while they are still cold.
You'll find that it's much better than eating room temperature chips. It enhances everything and you will regret all the years you've wasted eating them at room temperature.
Im gonna try this Pat
Finally someone willing to take a risk........
All of you will snort unknown powders staight from the labs and I can't get anyone of you to eat a cold chip.... Weird fuckers
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21855114 - 06/25/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Salt and vinegar chips smell/taste like feet. Gross
That's not true. We all know that feet taste like cheese
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21855121 - 06/25/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Salt and vinegar chips smell/taste like feet. Gross
You're actually just smelling yourself. It's a well known fact that people who hate salt and vinegar chips stink.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Salt and vinegar chips smell/taste like feet. Gross
That's not true. We all know that feet taste like cheese
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Salt and vinegar chips smell/taste like feet. Gross
You're actually just smelling yourself. It's a well known fact that people who hate salt and vinegar chips stink.

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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21855154 - 06/25/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sea salt and vinegar
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
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Bassfreak said: do they have Cape Cod chips outside of massachusetts? soooo dank
Yea, they're widely available here as well. Great chips!
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Patlal said: Hopefully one offyou guys discovered the bliss of puttingyour chips in the freezer
I sure did after reading through this thread using a bag of Herr's salt & vinegar chips.
Didn't make much of a difference aside from the chips being cold
I thought it would maybe change the consistency or texture of them by freezing but just got cold lol. Not bad, but nothing special.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: kr0nik0]
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i actually just discovered herrs chips the other day and they are fucking amazing.
also when i get really stoned my bag of chips always ends up in the firdge and bottles of soda or whatever end up in the cupboard, and let me tell you, the cold chips are pretty badass.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21857128 - 06/25/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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whitelights said: i actually just discovered herrs chips the other day and they are fucking amazing.
Herr's are awesome. They also make really good cheese curls
and their manufacturing plant is only like 30 miles away, so their products are always super fresh for me
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If i had to pick one chip itd be the sweet spicy chili doritoz
the purple bag
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
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Buffalo ranch doritos, om nom nom, and eat 1 at a time.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: lovesquare]
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lovesquare said: Buffalo ranch doritos, om nom nom, and eat 1 at a time.
the steroid doritos?
those are good
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: SunnyD]
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I generally just eat as many as I wish and tuck the bag when I'm done.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21857415 - 06/25/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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snyders pretzel chips buffalo wings

eating some now
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21857442 - 06/25/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I generally just eat as many as I wish and tuck the bag when I'm done. 
what do you mean you tuck the bag?
do you tuck it under your balls? or your tits maybe?
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Adolin]
#21858477 - 06/26/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do you live under a rock, man? You roll it up into a nice tube and add lube. Most guys wash the salt out. Some don't
...I thought everyone did this???
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Adolin]
#21858728 - 06/26/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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"to tuck" is probably some weird ghetto slang for "closing and clipping the bag shut"
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Giftofdeprivation said: Do you live under a rock, man? You roll it up into a nice tube and add lube. Most guys wash the salt out. Some don't
...I thought everyone did this???
He was kidding...
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21858860 - 06/26/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said: "to tuck" is probably some weird ghetto slang for "closing and clipping the bag shut" 
Yeah man... Stay away from adhesives.... Trust me.... -_-
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: SunnyD]
#21859327 - 06/26/15 10:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said: snyders pretzel chips buffalo wings

eating some now
 Anyone ever have these? There amazing
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Honey mustard & onion ones are better
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Dark_Star]
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Eat some, dump some, do some drugs, stuff the bag with some samples and give it to some 13 year old kid.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Hayoxp]
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I'm not a Puppet, I had a puppet of this account but that got perma-banned instantly. I'm Hayoxp
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Dark_Star]
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I haven't seen that flavor around here, just the buffalo ones
Ill keep a eye out There nice everyonce in a awhile
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: SunnyD]
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Those buffalo things are pretty dam good too.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Adolin]
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Gresh said:
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Enjoywho said: I generally just eat as many as I wish and tuck the bag when I'm done. 
what do you mean you tuck the bag?
do you tuck it under your balls? or your tits maybe?

II fold it up so they don't get stale
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said: A puppet that wants to drug 13 year olds.... Must be thoughts.
Using puppet as an insult seems to suggest that you focus unhealthily on power/control relations too much (APD). Bring an AK to school and get on with it, little boy. Totally joking :P
but people need to lighten up a bit. There's no profit selling to kids anyway, that's just investing into your future as a dealer if they become addicts.
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Wanna put your hand in me? I've got some potato chips you can munch on.
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