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1234go
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851808 - 06/24/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also my favorite is salt and vinegar,yours?
Yes sir S&V...my chips last 3 days at most.
I have little control with "snack" foods..
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
#21851824 - 06/24/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21851829 - 06/24/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I can eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting if nobody stops me. Not really much of an accomplishment if you take into consideration that half of the bag is air 
Not to mention a big bag of chips contains maybe 2 potatos. The more I think about it chips are a real rip off 2 potatos cost what like 75 cents and a Bag of chips costs like 3.99
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851888 - 06/24/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So make your own, it's not hard. It's easiest if you have a mandoline already. It actually takes less time to slice them up and cook them in the oil than it does to drive to the store and get through checkout.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851909 - 06/24/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love sea salt and vinegar as well. Do you grab your popcorn in handfuls or just one at a time?
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 3
#21851948 - 06/24/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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First thing's first. Always open the bag upside-down from how it was stored so the seasonings distribute evenly. I prefer safety scissors and eye goggles.
Next, I proceed to remove a chip, place it in a deep plate (NOT a regular plate! NOT a bowl!) This is because the cutting surface will be flat and the plate walls will retain any errant crumbs. If you must use a regular plate, get a towel and dust buster.
When the chip is on/in the plate, I put on my cut resistant gloves and eye goggles, retrieve my SHARPEST serrated edge (if it works for cutting bone and sinew, it is ideal for chips.).
I then saw the chip slowly and methodically. Take your time! the quicker you saw, the messier it gets and the less you get to ingest. I like to imagine what the chip could be experiencing to distract me from going too fast.
When the chip is cleanly dissected, I use a medium sized pair of forceps to retrieve a piece and place it neatly onto my tongue. A jar of isopropanol is handy to sanitize instruments between use.
It is best to chew at least ten times to prevent a choking hazard. If possible, also have a glass of water near by to moisten any potentially sharp debris. Remember: one sip per chip is ideal!
Finally, I have a lot of experience eating chips and using sharp objects to dissect various non-living creat- objects I had obtained through legal purchase. If you find your process to be less professional, please keep a paper towel near by and use your water glass/Isopropanol if necessary.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Ncogneato]
#21853903 - 06/25/15 06:41 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i eat one or two chips at a time and if im high ill pretty much just keep doing that til theyre gone
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21853917 - 06/25/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't like junk food.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: SoupSandwich] 2
#21853928 - 06/25/15 06:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh yeah?
well junk food doesnt like you
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21853932 - 06/25/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21853936 - 06/25/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zapp's, good cheap chips. Miss Vickies is fuckin good too.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
#21854490 - 06/25/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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These are my favorite cheap chips. So fucking good with a Mango Arizona.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: ChinChiller]
#21854522 - 06/25/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My favourite is Jalapeno cheese (not to sure about the cheese part)
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: WAN]
#21854606 - 06/25/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cool ranch Doritos all day I eat a small bag like 4 times a week I mean like the 50 cent bag I eat em at work for lunch
Salt and vinegar is also up there with the Doritos I can eat a whole big bag of those by myself if nobody's watching lol but I eat me like one or two at a time till they are gone
My third is probably wise honey bbq they are also retry yummy but the salt and vinegar can be pretty much any brand for me.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: burningstar06] 1
#21854635 - 06/25/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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salt and vinegar is fuckin gross
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21854652 - 06/25/15 11:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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All the Mexicans like crush the fuck out of them and just pour it in their mouth. I consider those people satan
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21854660 - 06/25/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I open a bag of chips I put them in the smoker
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: ManianFH]
#21854736 - 06/25/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sunchips are my favourite. Sweet Chili Heat Doritos are pretty dank too. I eat them at whatever pace I feel like at the my time. Sometimes I'll make a layered dip out of salsa, sour cream, and grated cheddar, then dip the doritos in it.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: 1234go]
#21854745 - 06/25/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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1234go said: Zapp's, good cheap chips. Miss Vickies is fuckin good too.

This; they're not available everywhere though. I think you can only get them relatively close to Louisiana. They didn't even have em in South FL where I used to live
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