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what do you do when you open a bag of chips?
#21851545 - 06/24/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is it a race to the end? Scopping handfuls into your mouth even though you know half the chips wont make it.
Or do you eat a couple at a time makingthe bag last a month.
For me sometimes the bags gone in a day, others a week.
Also my favorite is salt and vinegar,yours?
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 3
#21851561 - 06/24/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 2
#21851566 - 06/24/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I eat them one at a time. Even the small bags last me a couple of days.
I have no favorite kind. I have like 10+ different kinds that I like equally and just rotate depending on what I feel like. If I had to pick one kind forever it'd probably be Spicy Nacho Doritos.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851569 - 06/24/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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salt & vinegar are my favorite too. preferably Lays, they put on lots of vinegar. burns so good. i also like dipping regular ones in dijon mustard
if im eating in a car or something i might shovel em down cause i'm bored. but at home i try to be a tame snacker. dropped from 235 to 220 the past 6 or so months and dont really want to gain it back
Edited by Adolin (06/24/15 05:25 PM)
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#21851572 - 06/24/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get sad and disappointed by how little is in the bag.
Salt and vinegar ftw.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Adolin] 1
#21851575 - 06/24/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I eat some until I'm not hungry anymore and put the bag back in the freezer.
It isn't rocket surgery
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 2
#21851577 - 06/24/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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SirShroomsAlott said: Get sad and disappointed by how little is 8n the bag.
every time
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851580 - 06/24/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I kill the bag in 5-10 minutes tops. I eat quick, I'm always starving
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851589 - 06/24/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eat them like a fat kid on chocolate cake.
I like miss vickies any flavour.
I exclusively listen to dubstep while eating chips.
Even though miss vickies is my favourite brand and they are potato chips, I do prefer corn chips over potato chips.
Potatoes are for vodka.
Miss vickies vodka.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights] 2
#21851596 - 06/24/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what do you do when you open a bag of chips?
I immediately throw all the chips on the floor, proceed to place the bag over my penis, and wear it as a condom until a suiting female comes my way that wants to engage.
I don't know whatdafuq you guys are doing, but my way is the only right way.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal] 2
#21851606 - 06/24/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said: put the bag back in the freezer.
Canada has some weird customs.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Zombi3]
#21851608 - 06/24/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: Eat them like a fat kid on chocolate cake.
I like miss vickies any flavour.
I exclusively listen to dubstep while eating chips.
Even though miss vickies is my favourite brand and they are potato chips, I do prefer corn chips over potato chips.
Potatoes are for vodka.
Miss vickies vodka.
Miss Vickies...
That shit should be illegal. It's more addictive than crack and World of Warcraft mixed together.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: kr0nik0]
#21851618 - 06/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
what do you do when you open a bag of chips?
I immediately throw all the chips on the floor, proceed to place the bag over my penis, and wear it as a condom until a suiting female comes my way that wants to engage.
I don't know whatdafuq you guys are doing, but my way is the only right way.
This mental image is hilarious
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851619 - 06/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
r00tuuu123 said:
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Patlal said: put the bag back in the freezer.
Canada has some weird customs. 
I was waiting for a comment like this.
In the winter I put all my extra post christmas stuff in my BBQ (Its winter so its a freezer). Saves electricity and space. Many years ago, we put our chip in there and it was the shit.
Take your bag of chips right now, ut it in your freezer. in an hour, eat some and come back to this thread.
You will have discovered the most awesome way to eat chips.
I swear to god people. chips belong in your freezer.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
#21851627 - 06/24/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ha! We use our bbq, garage, and back porch as a freezer in the winter lol
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Patlal]
#21851632 - 06/24/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Quote:
r00tuuu123 said:
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Patlal said: put the bag back in the freezer.
Canada has some weird customs. 
I was waiting for a comment like this.
In the winter I put all my extra post christmas stuff in my BBQ (Its winter so its a freezer). Saves electricity and space. Many years ago, we put our chip in there and it was the shit.
Take your bag of chips right now, ut it in your freezer. in an hour, eat some and come back to this thread.
You will have discovered the most awesome way to eat chips.
I swear to god people. chips belong in your freezer.
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851657 - 06/24/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Give it a shot.
I swear to god it'll rekindle your love for chips.
To a point where you'll think that room temperature chips suck
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21851658 - 06/24/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting if nobody stops me. Not really much of an accomplishment if you take into consideration that half of the bag is air
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21851668 - 06/24/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Combine sauces & spices to make dip
Usually mayonnaise, mustard, pepper, salt, water
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Re: what do you do when you open a bag of chips? [Re: whitelights]
#21851673 - 06/24/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I normally break up my chips and throw the "pixie dust" shake into my gravity bong and sit around eating weed.
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