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Vodka Slushie TEK 1
#21850868 - 06/24/15 02:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Due to high demand, and by high demand I mean people bitching about the PUB.
I thought I would share with you all, how I decided to get drunk today.
Step 1# Get some cheap Vodka and some Otter Pops. Freeze both the Vodka and Otter Pops.

Step 2# Empty the frozen Otter Pops into some sort of empty container.

Step 3# Add Vodka, whatever you feel is appropriate, I don't measure my Alcohol.

Step 4# Shake the shit out of it, until It is slushie consitancy.
Step 5# Drink and Enjoy.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21850876 - 06/24/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yup.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21850883 - 06/24/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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a blender and ice works well
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Quote:
ReposadoXochipilli said: a blender and ice works well
I have neither, I use Otter Pops. Obviously.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21850889 - 06/24/15 02:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Least' I went through the effort of trying to entertain the PUB.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21850959 - 06/24/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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mmm... that looks good as fuck. i love those kind of popsicle. the blue ones espectially
definitely getting a box at the store next time im out
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Adolin]
#21850988 - 06/24/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm chilling my vodka again for a minute, than going to make one with like, twelve red ones and a bunch of booze, I couldn't even taste the last one, absolutely amazing.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Adolin]
#21850997 - 06/24/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Time for round 2#

Added twice as much vodka, time to get faded. 

Pubbers.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21851514 - 06/24/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's some real rot gut vodka, isn't it?
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: koods]
#21851549 - 06/24/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah it is pretty fucking nasty, but for 6$ a fith, I gotta drink it.

Im'a polish off this bottle, shoot some heroin up my ass, flop around on the floor.
LIKE A G
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21851607 - 06/24/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Take pics
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21851617 - 06/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You look exactly like a skater named Carl that I used to sell pot to.
Is that vodka slushy prone to brain freeze?
That's a lot of sugar. Why not just freeze sour puss? In the end it will be the same consistency, same alcohol percentage, and still give you the same hangover.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Zombi3]
#21851790 - 06/24/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I use what I have available, somebody left a box of otter pops at my place, so I use that.
I prefer drink GIN and GRAPEFRUIT juice with my elder neighbor.
I don't have ice, and it takes like 16 hours + to freeze ice-cubes.
IDK what sour puss is, are you calling me a sour puss?
I have like a half gram of heroin in the mail box, but can't go get it, my neighbor(he lives on my property) has the key, but he totally busted me last time, and said he'd tell MY DAD if I did it again, I'm a grown ass man and he is threatening to tell my daddy? I should punch him in fucking the throat.
But I need him to get to work.
Fuck, I'm faded, need more booze.

pics will come if I remember
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Adolin]
#21851794 - 06/24/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dont forget the vodka!
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Zombi3]
#21851795 - 06/24/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: You look exactly like a skater named Carl that I used to sell pot to.
Is that vodka slushy prone to brain freeze?
That's a lot of sugar. Why not just freeze sour puss? In the end it will be the same consistency, same alcohol percentage, and still give you the same hangover.
I AM CARL, JK.
Naw, no brain-freeze, just delicious cooling liquor.
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Errolscool said: Dont forget the vodka!
Make sure it is the cheapest vodka you can find, I paid 6.58$ for that 5th
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21851825 - 06/24/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do your heroin and get wasted mhmm
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Zombi3]
#21851842 - 06/24/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I want to, I want too really, really bad.
BUT, my Neighbor just got home, he didn't come over here raging, so idk if he checked the mail today.
I'm afraid to ask.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21851855 - 06/24/15 06:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: I want to, I want too really, really bad.
BUT, my Neighbor just got home, he didn't come over here raging, so idk if he checked the mail today.
I'm afraid to ask.
does he open your mail? how did he know you bought dope online the first time?...
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21851863 - 06/24/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shit sounds like you need a new living arrangement
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Zombi3] 1
#21851954 - 06/24/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds like he has someone looking out for him.
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21852193 - 06/24/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha, OP, dude you look like a fucking maniac with that bottle. Like: "After I get into a drunken stupor, I'm going to sit on my porch in my heart underwear and a wife-beater, ranting to myself and passer-byers while waving a loaded shotgun, kinda crazy."
I just might have to make this if I can get that kinda drunk (again).
But seriously, is it really a TEK if it is a consumable beverage with socially acceptable ingredients? Why can't we just call it a recipe?
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: Zombi3]
#21852218 - 06/24/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Giftofdeprivation said: Haha, OP, dude you look like a fucking maniac with that bottle. Like: "After I get into a drunken stupor, I'm going to sit on my porch in my heart underwear and a wife-beater, ranting to myself and passer-byers while waving a loaded shotgun, kinda crazy."
I just might have to make this if I can get that kinda drunk (again).
But seriously, is it really a TEK if it is a consumable beverage with socially acceptable ingredients? Why can't we just call it a recipe?
I do that, I get drunk, get naked and patrol my property with my .22.
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Gresh said:
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TheNatureKid said: I want to, I want too really, really bad.
BUT, my Neighbor just got home, he didn't come over here raging, so idk if he checked the mail today.
I'm afraid to ask.
does he open your mail? how did he know you bought dope online the first time?...
Naw, I was fucking stupid and copped to having "SOMETHING" in the mail. I'm drinking with him now, trying to figure out how to pop the question about the mail. He acts hella weird, I think he is wanted in some states. IDK I got mad warrents, but he is on a whole new level.Quote:
Zombi3 said: Shit sounds like you need a new living arrangement
I was living in a tent before I moved here, I sold out, I got tired of biting the hand that feeds, So I tucked my tail and took a helping hand. whatever, IDK
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Re: Vodka Slushie TEK [Re: TNK]
#21852242 - 06/24/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I get drunk, get naked and patrol my property with my .22."
I can respect that. You're alright, Op, you're alright.
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Thanks mate, I wish I could say I try, But I just post the first shit that pops into my mind.
Gin and Juice bitches,
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