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OfflinePatlal
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Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories!
    #21850540 - 06/24/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lots of bitching that the Pub sucks lately so I've taking it upon myself to make a thread where peeps will be able to share fucked up stories (Or magical stories) about their dating life.

Essentially, post whatever you thought was memorable on a first date good or bad and hopefully hilarious

Me:

I'm with this girl in the restaurant, met online, I order a huge sald filled with veggies, hard boiled eggs, beans. name it, it was in there. We were talking about whatever and then out of nowhere (coincidentally at the same time I'm about to take a bite of hard boiled eggs), she start talking about this huge pimple she has 2 inches away from her asshole and how she has to drain the puss every 3-4 days... I almost threw up.......

Never in my life have I been so turned off by a girl so quickly. I get that you can be nervous, but that kind of info is far from being first date material


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: Patlal]
    #21850571 - 06/24/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol she was fuckin with you bro.

ps  restauant for a first online date is thecworst possible plsce to go.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: Shins]
    #21850575 - 06/24/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Shins said:
Lol she was fuckin with you bro.

ps  restauant for a first online date is thecworst possible plsce to go.




I have learned that the hard way


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: Patlal]
    #21850591 - 06/24/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I went bowling
It was glow in the dark night so one side was playing music video's
We were talking about a show and I said the girl in it dressed like a whore
I then screamed whore and hurled the bowling ball
It missed a lot of pins so then i looked in the opposite direction torwards where the music video's were playing and yelled whore

some people moved to that side five minute later because they probably thought I was in a fight or something


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: Patlal]
    #21850595 - 06/24/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I met up with this girl at the bar who Id been talking to for a week or so. She totally cat fished me. I didnt want to just run off so I sat and we chatted and had a few drinks. She then begged me to come back to her place for more drinks while I came up with excuses as to why I had to go home. It was pretty bad. It got to the point where I was like "okaaay Im going home now bye!"

Other than that, Ive never really had a bad date.


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21850618 - 06/24/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
I met up with this girl at the bar who Id been talking to for a week or so. She totally cat fished me. I didnt want to just run off so I sat and we chatted and had a few drinks. She then begged me to come back to her place for more drinks while I came up with excuses as to why I had to go home. It was pretty bad. It got to the point where I was like "okaaay Im going home now bye!"

Other than that, Ive never really had a bad date.




Thats crazy the psyche of people like that is kind of interesting . How far off was she from what she had displayed as her


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: Konyap]
    #21850643 - 06/24/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
I went bowling
It was glow in the dark night so one side was playing music video's
We were talking about a show and I said the girl in it dressed like a whore
I then screamed whore and hurled the bowling ball
It missed a lot of pins so then i looked in the opposite direction torwards where the music video's were playing and yelled whore

some people moved to that side five minute later because they probably thought I was in a fight or something



What?


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: Panaeolus92]
    #21850660 - 06/24/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Panaeolus92 said:
How far off was she from what she had displayed as her




About 100lbs

She showed up with like a torn punk rock tshirt and oil-stained jeans. Poor hygiene, short permed hair...it was really weird.


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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #21850851 - 06/24/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That's fucking hilarious


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: Post your interesting/shitty/horrible first date stories! [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #21851053 - 06/24/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hadn't seen a girl i knew in like 6 years...got bored so I decided to message her to see how she was soing, within 3 messages I was on my way to pick her up with my friend...within the ten minutes we were at my house, she was basically dry humping me to the point my friend left.

Second he left and the door closed she started blowing me, then asked me to bring her up to my room...this happened on and off for 3 to 5 months every 2 weeks. Now she's pregnant and thank sweet baby Jesus that thing isn't mine.

I started ignoring her because she started to get jealous and mad, but ended up texting me later saying she just wanted to use me for sex, which we agreed upon. Only ended because she got back with her old ass boyfriend.


I also was crippled drunk one night, she text me to come over and I made like 30 excuses as to why I couldnt...she text me 10 nudes in very seductive poses.....never drove so drunk and wrecklessly in my life....I only said "omw"...
And she greeted me in a thong at the door :smile:


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