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LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in.
    #21848280 - 06/23/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I dunno, for me a box of mac and cheese isn't like, super big. It doesn't fill up a whole bowl or anything.  Maybe equivalent to slightly less than half a box of other pastas.

This man n cheese box instructs me to add half a stick of  butter per box.  I found this out becasue my roommate made 2 boxes and added a stick of butter. 

FFS, think about how much butter you'd add if it was just normal pasta, 1/4 of that? 1/8?

this man n cheese box has lost its fucking mind.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848296 - 06/23/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848308 - 06/23/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I just looked it up the mac n cheese is 7.something ounces, so less than 1/3rd of a box lb of pasta.  I can't even imagine adding half a stick of butter to a lb of pasta.

THIS SHIT IS CRAZY


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848321 - 06/23/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That sounds fucking delicious.

I like 'mac and trees' instead - just use some cannabutter instead of regular butter and it'll be the best meal ever.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848327 - 06/23/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Butter that shit. Do you want to be fat or not?


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller] * 1
    #21848335 - 06/23/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I dunno, for me a box of mac and cheese isn't like, super big. It doesn't fill up a whole bowl or anything.  Maybe equivalent to slightly less than half a box of other pastas.

This man n cheese box instructs me to add half a stick of  butter per box.  I found this out becasue my roommate made 2 boxes and added a stick of butter. 

FFS, think about how much butter you'd add if it was just normal pasta, 1/4 of that? 1/8?

this man n cheese box has lost its fucking mind.




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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Beanhead]
    #21848387 - 06/23/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I made chocolate chip cookies a few weeks ago. For 60 cookies, the recipe called for two sticks of butter.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848450 - 06/23/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah that is to make it as they want. They don't care about anyones weight and want it to taste as described. When I had to live off that shit in college I would do the light prep recipe and still use barely any butter. Maybe like 2 tbsp or so. Then add hot sauce.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848480 - 06/23/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I tried following their directions to a T before. I ended up this runny mess that reeked of butter. I think its a running joke with them.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21848988 - 06/24/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe the extra butter takes the place of (what I'd assume is) missing fat from the dehydrated cheese and milk mixture in the packet, to simulate the fat content of something made with regular cheese and whole milk or cream.  IDK just a guess.  For all I know the fat content of the dehydrated cheese and milk is similar to non-dehydrated.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21848994 - 06/24/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You still toss in a quarter cup of milk.  In all honesty you can get away with 2 tbsp of butter and toss in an extra splash of milk and get the butter down to only slightly outrageous.  I've been through a few boxes in my time.  59 cents a box yo, right there with the ramen.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Beanhead] * 1
    #21848995 - 06/24/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I dun use butter when making pastas




I don't either, unless I am eating just pasta with Parmesan cheese and a little butter for taste.

I stay away from butter as much as possible.  It is great if you need a huge boost in energy though, like if you're going to go cycle/run a ton make some buttered coffee and you'll have energy for hours.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21849005 - 06/24/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yea some people love this... toss in a drained can of tuna fish.. mhmm..livin life now :wink:


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21849010 - 06/24/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:awewtf: That's foul as fuck.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21849011 - 06/24/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There's no place for butter in pasta. Period.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: koraks] * 3
    #21849012 - 06/24/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah dude there's like lots of places in pasta you can put butter.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21849021 - 06/24/15 05:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

None of the Italian recipes I make or know of calls for butter. Only the American variants do.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21849022 - 06/24/15 05:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

lol do it bra


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Lucis]
    #21849023 - 06/24/15 05:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I dun use butter when making pastas




I don't either, unless I am eating just pasta with Parmesan cheese and a little butter for taste.

I stay away from butter as much as possible.  It is great if you need a huge boost in energy though, like if you're going to go cycle/run a ton make some buttered coffee and you'll have energy for hours.




Buttered coffee?

Interesting. You just simmer butter add to coffee?

i'll try this

and have the running shits for days :lol:


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21849025 - 06/24/15 05:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:awewtf: That's foul as fuck.



You would think wouldn't you?  Its kind of like a tuna noodle casserole spin off.  It's really not that bad..


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: koraks]
    #21849028 - 06/24/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So what do you think goes in Alfredo pasta, speaking of the original Italian version that omits the cream and only uses butter and parmesan of course.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21849030 - 06/24/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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:awewtf: That's foul as fuck.



You would think wouldn't you?  Its kind of like a tuna noodle casserole spin off.  It's really not that bad..




Canned tuna isn't the nicest thing ever but to mix it with anything cheese oriented is gag inducing broman.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21849031 - 06/24/15 05:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Well they say the best spice is hunger..so, lets not count that out.  But don't knock it till you try it..


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Beanhead]
    #21849041 - 06/24/15 05:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Buttered coffee?

Interesting. You just simmer butter add to coffee?

i'll try this

and have the running shits for days :lol:




yeah, there's tons of recipes out there if you're interested.  I usually just grab a cliff bar to go though, my body doesn't do so great with butter, milk, or cheese.

you can use coconut oil too I have read, buy have not tried it


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21849054 - 06/24/15 05:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So what do you think goes in Alfredo pasta, speaking of the original Italian version that omits the cream and only uses butter and parmesan of course.




:snub: dun believe untill you make it for me


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21849060 - 06/24/15 05:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What amount of butter is a "stick" though? 1/4 pound?


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: psi]
    #21849061 - 06/24/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

8 tablespoons usually.  Yeah I think it is a quarter pound..


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: abltsandwich]
    #21849062 - 06/24/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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So what do you think goes in Alfredo pasta, speaking of the original Italian version that omits the cream and only uses butter and parmesan of course.



It's the only exception I'm aware of.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Amanita86]
    #21849065 - 06/24/15 05:58 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah check it out, in 1 tablespoon you find..
Total fat, 11 grams
Sat fat 7 grams
Cholesterol 30 mg's
Sodium 90 mg's..

Thats just one tablespoon of real salted butter..Land o Lakes..


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: koraks]
    #21849199 - 06/24/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

a stick of butter is 8 tablespoons here


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: teamkiller]
    #21849286 - 06/24/15 07:52 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

What's with all this hating on butter? Butter is awesome.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21849497 - 06/24/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If the fine food scientists at kraft say to put it in, then do it. You want it to be delicious right? If you wanted to get skinny you should eat a fucking salad.


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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: stratocast]
    #21849545 - 06/24/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



This brand is pretty good for boxed macaroni. I usually start with butter if I'm making cheese sauce from scratch, may have used bacon fat at some point. Chicken broth is good in cheese sauce too.

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Re: LOL wtf, this box of macaroni and cheese tells me to put 1/2 a stick of butter in. [Re: Amanita86]
    #22014230 - 07/29/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I just add milk.  No butter,  ever.


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