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spiritguru



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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: fapjack]
#18361856 - 06/03/13 10:03 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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Repertoire89
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: spiritguru]
#18361858 - 06/03/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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yellow cum
To be fair some of the girls I've slept with are way skeezy, not exactly prostitutes but close enough
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Repertoire89]
#18369167 - 06/04/13 06:57 PM (10 years, 8 months ago) |
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dddddddddooooooooooooo iiiiittttttttt
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chevy66driver
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: spiritguru]
#21784284 - 06/09/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nah, she's not hot enough.
Riley Reid or remy lacroix , definitely yes. Or roxy deville. Or Emily grey...or Danica James...jeez I'm horny
But if you have 200 to blow, and you still have enough money to pay two months of rent in your savings, do it! That would be fun to share some Molly with her though, and fuck like a pornstar for an hour..
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Hey guess what..you just bumped a 2 year old thread n00b
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: spiritguru]
#21784340 - 06/09/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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spiritguru said: Shit might as well I guess.
I arranged to meet this girl who goes by "brandy" at a local motel, the same motel I met the 21 year old russian chick. Brandy was my age, 19, which was nice. I arrived and the acid was really kicking in, she said she was right about to walk to the store to get me some condoms but I insisted we can just drive there in my car. She was a very pretty girl for her age, however she very disinterested in me as an individual no matter how much I tried to engage in conversation with her. She didn't even ask my name. She told me shes been in the biz since she was 18, for a whole year now and this is how she makes her living.
When we got to the gas station, some old geezer came walking out who she seemed to recognize and was apparently one of her clientele. When we got back to room, the same old geezer was lying on the bed and she had to kick him out. Its clear she will fuck anyone regardless of age or race, this man was OLD. I was hesitant to put my dick in her at this point. However, she got straight to the point, take off your clothes and lie down. Straight to business, didn't really like her attitude but her looks is what kept me around.
She started off sucking my dick for a bit. I expected her to ride my dick but apparently she doesn't ride cocks, I was disappointed as my only options were missionary or doggy. I did both although I'm not a big fan of doggy. When I got on top, she would not face me at all. When I tried to kiss her, she wouldn't allow it. When the 20minutes were done, she got dressed and left. My dick was satisfied indeed, but the dullness and triviality of it all was very disappointing. The LSD made this even more apparent. It was a very sketchy venture as well as LE is known to be undercover at that particular location.
All in all, my primal urge has been satisfied but the lack of genuine intimacy doesn't merit all the money that was thrown on these hoes.
She's a hooker but doesn't ride cocks?
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Dude you aren't thinking economically. Why pay $150 for a half hour when you can get double that for just $50 more??
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Shroomslip
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: MisterPervy]
#21786500 - 06/10/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Holy shit I posted in this thread 2 years ago.. I've been on this site too long. Have never stuck around a forum for nearly as long as this.
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Shroomslip]
#21786512 - 06/10/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wonder how that porn star is doing. Her vag is probably so loose after all this time.
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pornstar Hype
Edited by Konyap (06/10/15 02:56 AM)
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chevy66driver
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Hey guess what..you just bumped a 2 year old thread n00b

Hey guess what. Who cares, d00d ?
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: chevy66driver] 1
#21842610 - 06/22/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That porn star isn't hot enough for $150
This thread is totally necrod it's funny lol haha
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ak47myth
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Zombi3]
#21842675 - 06/22/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cant be a "pornstar" if nobody knows your name. I think you just meant she's a "cheap whore". Its easy to confuse the two. I know.
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: ak47myth]
#21842857 - 06/22/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd take a blow n go for $40 from her but that is it.
I'm glad the OP came to his conclusion that fucking a cheap whore doesn't usually have much emotional fulfillment.
19 is way too young to be paying for sex.
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Detached]
#21842981 - 06/22/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You obviously didn't read the thread. He went for some cheaper russian hooker who only jerked him off and nearly got his ass beat by the pimp when he demanded sex.
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Shroomslip]
#21843008 - 06/22/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Unfortunately I did read it in entirety.
That's why I pay my whores after I blow my load.
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Enjoywho
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: teamkiller]
#21843384 - 06/22/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: I like the part where OP learned a moral lesson at the end. I also liked the villian pimp and prostitute who wouldn't let him fuck. All in all well crafted story.

I just have girls slide through my place. Just tell them I have a big comfy bed and I'll cook for you. (you never have to cook for them but it makes them feel like less of a slut I guess? ) seems to work pretty well don't spend a dime on them. They know why they're coming over. Mostly just a formality.
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Enjoywho]
#21843766 - 06/22/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have no issue with you or what you post about but I'm starting to see what those who do were saying
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Bitter Cactus
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Re: opportunity to bang a pornstar [Re: Shroomslip]
#21844035 - 06/22/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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bump
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