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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21843400 - 06/22/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fake urine.  This is 2015 man.  Seriously.



This. Honestly dude get some "quick fix synthetic urine", its $40
I used it to get my job. Your only job is to keep it at the correct temperature by using a hand warmer.
http://www.urineluck.com/synthetics-c-4.html


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: DOBAS]
    #21843455 - 06/22/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I mean if he is a few days away from being clean and is in no rush I don't think he should use fake piss. imo that is the last ditch effort when you have like 3 days till you test.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: DOBAS]
    #21843510 - 06/22/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like you've been active and sweating alot. Keep it up until the test. Sweat and burn as much fat as you can.  Maybe try running if you have any free time.  Do you know how much longer you haveu until the test?  It's crazy it's been this long since you last smoked and are still passing dirty.

Just keep on burning as much fat as you can until a day or two before the test then try to build up some fat again.  This new fat will be clean, eat meat alot of meat. On the day of the test make sure your plenty hydrated, but don't go crazy and drink 5 gallons of water or anything.  Start drinking 5 or 6 hours before the test and piss as much as you can before the test also.  I would usually drink about 3 big glasses of water right when I woke up and a big glass of water every hour before you take it. Also vitamin b 12 gives your urine a yellowish tint so it won't look like you been drinking tons of water.  I would take a few pills the night before and a few the next day.  Red bull has alot of b 12 and always makes my piss a weird yellowish color no matter how much water I've drank.  And collecting midstream is the best spot to do it in.

I've passed quite a few tests doing this When I was younger.  I used to be a heavy smoker and I passed in about 10 days using this method.  Had to bust my ass though.  I never used any fake piss so I can't comment on that.  Seems like it would be a hassle though, and it seems you have to keep it at just the right temperature and if you don't it will show on the test.

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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21843514 - 06/22/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Lol I used to test myself for probation. I used a natural tea made from Palo azul. Its a natural diuretic. You could probably find it online.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: shellzenone]
    #21851981 - 06/24/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Day 37

Afternoon piss

Mid stream

THC - Positive


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21852135 - 06/24/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Day 37

Afternoon piss

Mid stream

THC - Positive



:wtfsonic:  did you smoke a whole farm? When they say drink water it doesn't mean bong water.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21852141 - 06/24/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just use fake piss dude. You can do all the drugs you want and still get the dream job


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852169 - 06/24/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21852186 - 06/24/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Fake urine.  This is 2015 man.  Seriously.




Exactly, this is 2015. Many labs can detect synthetic urine now.
I've now had 3 friends that have failed lab tests because they used synthetic urine.

www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13.aspx

Expensive (well not really if quickfix is $40..) but guaranteed clean and will pass any lab test. It's the same stuff they use to calibrate the machines.
Real clean human urine is the only way to go if you want to be totally sure and you yourself are pissing dirty.
As long as it's not a supervised test. Which for that.. there's the whizzinator.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Shroomism]
    #21852205 - 06/24/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yea if you're buying 5 dollar dehydrated Gatorade mix from the smoke shop that sells to 13 year olds. Cough up some cash for a kit with a thermometer and some hand warmers and you're good to Go. I've had fake piss pass lab tests all the time, it's just about quality.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852214 - 06/24/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, personally I'll spend the extra 3 dollars and get something that's guaranteed to work. Like I said I have had 3 friends fail lab test using synthetic urine, one was quickfix and one was urineluck? Not sure what the other was.

It really depends on the lab. But any high tech lab can detect it. Why risk it?

It also depends on the state. California for sure tests specifically for synthetic urine. Most pre-employment piss tests go straight to a lab, they aren't basic tests in most cases.

If you MUST get synthetic, get one with uric acid and urea in it. But I still wouldn't risk it personally, not if a job depended on it.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Shroomism]
    #21852268 - 06/24/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I live in California and have had it pass. It's all about finding a good test. A $50 test will pass, a $10 one won't


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852286 - 06/24/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Bottom line is synthetic urine you are playing a cat and mouse game. The labs detect it, the companies reformulate.. the labs detect it again. This has been going on for years now.
You might get lucky and get a lab that doesn't test for it, or it's a really simple 5 panel test or something. But you are taking a risk either way.

The kit I posted is $43. It's guaranteed clean and pass or your money back.. real powdered human urine. They have had 0 failures.
It comes with a vial with a temp reader attached to the vial and a heating pad. You just add water to the vial, wrap in the heater pad and pour it at the correct temp.
Why would I want to pay more for something that is synthetic and iffy?


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Shroomism]
    #21852311 - 06/24/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That sounds like the exact one I use. Has a little vial with a hand warmer and and a container with a temp strip on it. Been using it for a long time and I always have to go into a lab to get it done. I guess it might fail if you're going in for probation reasons or if you've been caught for fakes before but if it's just for a regular job you're golden.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852334 - 06/24/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm just making the distinction between real powdered human urine, guaranteed clean.. the same stuff they use to calibrate the testing machines... and synthetic urine..
That may pass a lot of tests.. but if it's a lab test, it's up in the air. Why would someone want to pay more for that?

But if it's a supervised test for probation or something.. there is the Whizzinator. Which I'd be sketched out about using personally.. but people have had success with it.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21852348 - 06/24/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

How can you even use fake piss when there's a guy staring directly at your dick. The employment places around here send you to local labs that have a guy sitting in a window staring at your cock. Then you give them the employers address and they fax them over. I just don't understand how that would work? Unless this job just does on the site dip test?


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21852367 - 06/24/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I've never had a pre-employment test that is supervised... it's always been at a lab and they hand you a specimen cup and you go in the bathroom by yourself.. the person waits outside the door but there was no window or cameras in the bathroom. As far as I have seen.. the only supervised tests are for probation.. or for military or high end government positions.

But there is the Whizzinator for supervised tests. Expensive.. but I guess if your ass depends on it..


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Shroomism]
    #21852370 - 06/24/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just musing on this but what if you used like dog pee or something. This whole drug testing is a farce anyways the only people it targets are Marijuana users since it stays in your system the longest.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21852371 - 06/24/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what kinda jobs you appling for where the dude is staring at your dick?

thats a probation thing only around here/


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: rackem]
    #21852374 - 06/24/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Same


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