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35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC
    #21843070 - 06/22/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm 6'2. 235lbs & active.

I was only a occasional smoker.

How is this possible?


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843074 - 06/22/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

why are you taking home tests?


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843075 - 06/22/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe a false positive?

Why you testing at home? Please tell me your mom didn't administer it..


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Detached] * 1
    #21843082 - 06/22/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

My mom is in prison, dork.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843096 - 06/22/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'm testing @ home to make sure I'm clean before I accept a job.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843108 - 06/22/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TexXx said:
My mom is in prison, dork.




Awkward. :blush:

Sorry - I didn't know. Now I have to ask why....

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Why?


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Detached]
    #21843110 - 06/22/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Detached said:
Maybe a false positive?

Why you testing at home? Please tell me your mom didn't administer it..





I doubt it. The first one I took two days ago. It was a 12 panel & I was negative on all of them except THC.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843111 - 06/22/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TexXx said:How is this possible?



It's stored in your fat and you're over weight.
If you need it out of you, start working out &/or eating healthier.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21843143 - 06/22/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I passed a home test after I think like 30 days. I've done GCMS after 2 weeks before too. I'm not athletic or anything. It has to do with your bodies natural processing of chemicals. Being active is usually enough for it to come out at normal rate. You don't need to be top physical shape for THC to be eliminated efficiently. It really plays into genetics as well. Give it another 2 weeks and you should be clean.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21843159 - 06/22/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Exercise and drink water like a mad man.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21843192 - 06/22/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

im 6 foot 160lbs and i passed a random after 13 days but i had smoked very rarely untill then. i am still in shock of how differently people rid themselves of thc. if you feel like using another test you could try dillution. i used a detox kit that worked on dillution and passed after a week and i had been smoking multiple times a day


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21843199 - 06/22/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I bet OP is right on the cusp of passing this very moment, if truly 35 days clean and nothing is triggering false positive.

Also I am curious as to what the pee-pee protocol in effect is here. For a real test one would never want the first or even second piss of the day, nor the beginning or end of the stream. Is OP observing this practice, or perhaps the opposite extreme since it is a self-test in preparation for a real test?

I would be interested to hear about the next test, at 39 or 42 days or whatever.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Void_Hawk]
    #21843217 - 06/22/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

The first urination of the day would hold a higher more amount of biological waste products and thus would measure higher in metabolites you have processed.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21843222 - 06/22/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
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TexXx said:How is this possible?



It's stored in your fat and you're over weight.
If you need it out of you, start working out &/or eating healthier.




How do you know he's overweight?  Have you seen a picture of him or know him or something?  Or are you just busting his balls.

He could be overweight and that's why it's taking so long.  I've seen guys that are about that size and no one in their right mind would call them overweight.  What are you some kind of stick man or something?


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: Gorlax]
    #21843254 - 06/22/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah that was a rushed assumption based on 2 variables. Not taking into account that he could have a higher then normal muscle mass.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #21843293 - 06/22/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Day 33 & 35 were both mid day piss. I was dehydrated or at least thirsty. It was first part of the stream & yellow. I don't want to fuck up my career, a pos. drug screen will do that to me and cost me $50-70k\year. I have been on vacation for a few months so I planned out the dates I needed to quit before I accepted a new job.

I moved onto gaudaupe river so I have been outside alot, working on my house inside and out, & volunteered for the Wimberly Search and Rescue for a few day hiking for miles looking for missing people with 30+ backpack on.

It has been humid as fuck in south Texas for the past month. We set the most rainfall record ever recently.

I have been more busy that what I would have been doing if I had a job. I'm over weight, but not much.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843315 - 06/22/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If I drank water through the day & was pissing frequently & piss mid stream & still failed it would blow my mind.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843335 - 06/22/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks for the extra detail. Not that you would be inclined to take a risk but I bet if you prepared and peed as if it was a real test you would clear already (as noted I see). Surely you are close to the point of being 100 percent good. Do you have to take this test soon? In any event it certainly sounds like you have undertaken your due diligence, and then some.

GL though. I am a network engineer so I know how you feel about now, having had to clear and pee myself for my last couple of jobs. Luckily I have never had to worry about it afterwards.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: PumpJackTeX]
    #21843337 - 06/22/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fake urine.  This is 2015 man.  Seriously.


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Re: 35 days later ~ failed two home test for THC [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21843374 - 06/22/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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TheGreenArrow said:
Fake urine.  This is 2015 man.  Seriously.




This is a good contingency plan, but nothing beats knowing that you are really and truly clean. Kind of like how I feel in a traffic stop, if I know I am not holding, the car is clean, no BAL, and license/reg/insurance is in order. Two different worlds . . .


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