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The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll?
#21842524 - 06/22/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm really fucking bored lately since I can barely walk so I have a lot of time on my hands....
This is the kind of bs I think about while you guys are at work all day.
How do you hang your toilet paper huh?
With the paper hanging away from the wall like so?

With the paper against the wall like so?

Or do you have some sort of free standing device? Maybe you use a bidet? Maybe your rocking it college style and your wipin paper is just stacked on the back of the toilet?
I'm legitimately curious.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Zombi3] 2
#21842536 - 06/22/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Top.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Zombi3]
#21842595 - 06/22/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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away from the wall
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Lucis] 4
#21842605 - 06/22/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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there are 2 kinds of people those that hang their paper away from the wall and those that are wrong
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: CosmicFool]
#21842630 - 06/22/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Both ways. I just put it on there without even thinking about it. Same with paper towels.
Do you clean your dishes as soon as you use them or do you let them pile up for a little while?
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#21842635 - 06/22/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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clean my dishes right after using them, I don't like to run the dishwasher, ya know I save more water by doing them by hand.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Lucis]
#21842648 - 06/22/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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if i had my druthers, i would just set the paper somewhere within arms reach of the shitter and be done with it. But since the boss prefers it to be hung on a holder, i always hang it facing the wall(so it rolls off from the underside of the roll)
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21842653 - 06/22/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My wife does the dishes mostly now, but when I had to do them I would wash them right away, she doesn't
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#21842710 - 06/22/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Neither. Toilet paper sits vertically
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: blackhawk]
#21843166 - 06/22/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Over hand is proper but since I live alone where ever it is in easy reach works too.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21843179 - 06/22/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I remember someone telling me that women prefer it the underhand way and men the overhand way. I honestly just think whoever sets it up just does it that way with no thought going into it. I wonder if women are more prone to positioning the paper toward the wall.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Gorlax]
#21843435 - 06/22/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
blackhawk said: Neither. Toilet paper sits vertically
Yeah in my bathroom it never makes it onto the roller thing. But in guest bathroom or my woman's bathroom it is over the top, always and only.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Void_Hawk]
#21843453 - 06/22/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This really is a thing that people think about? Or is this thread all just joking?
I put it on the back of the toilet, I don't see the use of putting it anywhere else.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Void_Hawk]
#21843457 - 06/22/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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when i was a little boy, i realized why women like the paper towards the wall, what they do is, they lift one cheek up, and pull the paper while still attached to the roll, under their ass and wipe. Thats why they like it under, because its more natural for it to then go under there ass cheek.
It has something to do with them not wanting to stand up to wipe, i think it has to do with shit sliding down into their vagina, just a guess
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21843537 - 06/22/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The original TP patent indicates the proper way to hang it is away from the wall.
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/home/cleaning/tips/a31747/toilet-paper-patent/
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Detached]
#21843744 - 06/22/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can clearly see that it isn't hanging from anything. And there is no wall. This issue is important and we cannot afford to be making such lofty assumptions.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Zombi3]
#21843757 - 06/22/15 10:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My bathroom doesn't have a toilet paper hangy thing. We just leave it sitting on the sink 
I feel this is the superior method anyways. Having it hung up is just a pain in the ass. (Pun not intended)
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21845627 - 06/23/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: My bathroom doesn't have a toilet paper hangy thing. We just leave it sitting on the sink 
I feel this is the superior method anyways. Having it hung up is just a pain in the ass. (Pun not intended)
except for the vast amount of microscopic turds that you transfer back and forth to your countertop as a result of that
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#21846052 - 06/23/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You transfer microscopic turds to the counter just by shitting in the bathroom.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Zombi3]
#21846091 - 06/23/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Away from the walllll. What's stranger is most paper we wipe our ass with has design on it.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Eggtimer]
#21846115 - 06/23/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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so glad to see that people here know how to hang a roll.
away from the wall or you're just bogus.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Beanhead]
#21846666 - 06/23/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Always keep my rolls off the roll, freestyle for the win.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: lovesquare]
#21847003 - 06/23/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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None of these. As soon as my child learned to wipe his own ass, i have him wipe my ass to pay me back. I adopted too.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#21847014 - 06/23/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The question was how do you store your toilet paper when not in use. Not how do you go about wiping your ass.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Zombi3]
#21847074 - 06/23/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a single guy, I don't stick the roll back on the dowel. I've got shit to do
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Zombi3]
#21847960 - 06/23/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zombi3 said: The question was how do you store your toilet paper when not in use. Not how do you go about wiping your ass.
Oops.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] 1
#21848102 - 06/23/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Honestly I prefer wet wipes.
Much more classy for the working man.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Detached]
#21848141 - 06/23/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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aren't wet wipes soapy? I'd feel weird walking around with a bunch of dried soap in my butt crack all day.
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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: space walk]
#21848192 - 06/23/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It really depends on the brand.
But these look fucking awesome! Executive Scent Like a boss!

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Re: The great Pubs Toilet Paper poll! How do you roll? [Re: Detached]
#21848411 - 06/23/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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those things clog the fuck out of peoples drains. thats an easy hundred bucks for a guy like me. for some reason, these companies are allwoed to advertise those asswipes as "flushable". yeah right, about as flushable as a tampon. keep flushing those things though. i need money.
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