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OfflinePatlal
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This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy * 1
    #21842513 - 06/22/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It's hilarious lol.

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/24/8283199/gun-control-comedy-jefferies

I already know which comment will come up the most and it will only prove that you didn't watch the video. So feel free to comment before watching and fall in the idiot trap :smile:


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Patlal]
    #21842713 - 06/22/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just watched it. Really funny. No comment other then that.


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Shroomantisy22] * 1
    #21842771 - 06/22/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I love jim jefferies but  his logic is seriously flawed on this one

Quote:

"your 80% more likely to use it on yourself than to shoot someone else"




If you want to kill yourself you're gonna do it with or without a gun. What are you going to do without a gun during a home invasion? Call the police so they can bring you some blankets and cocoa or take you to the morgue?

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I wasn't wearing my holster




Well for one with a small pistol in a holster becomes just as much a thing you carry as a wallet; you don't notice it. Don't want to wear a holster around all the time? Completely understandable. But in your own home there is no reason you should not be able to get to your gun before someone can gain entry into your home.

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most people who are breaking into your house just want your fucking tv"




Some yes, but how do you know what they want? Are you okay with leaving your life in the hands who is crazy enough to break into your home while you are inside? Most thiefs break in when you are not home.

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" I'm a responsible gun owner I keep my guns in a safe" THEN THEY'RE NOT FUCKING PROTECTION *pretends to be fiddling with combination lock*




You can get biometric safes for a couple hundred bucks where you just press your hand on the pad and the door pops open. Even a digital keypad safe (the majority of gun safes) wouldn't take 10 seconds to open

Don't feel like responding to the second half of the video I think I got my point accross


Edited by luvdemboomers (06/22/15 06:45 PM)


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Shroomantisy22]
    #21842792 - 06/22/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I seen jim Jefferies live, hes hilarious and I love his jokes even though I don't agree with them. Australia and America are two very different cultures though, and I don't believe guns will EVER be illegal in America.

just a dose of reality, there will always be massacres and people murdered in cold blood. I love when the news tries to talk like they can stop this stuff from happening and one day we will live in some sort of utopia.

I believe this world will only get more complex and we will one day stop thinking that talking about mass murder is going to stop mass murder.

its sort of like when new drugs pop up and no one knows about them until the media advertises it and then they are dumbfounded like "why is this drug becoming more popular all we did was give it free advertising and put the idea into others heads to try it"

I don't blame guns I blame the news...


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Shroomantisy22] * 2
    #21842805 - 06/22/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah the whole we haven't had a repeat massacre incident since they banned guns is flawed as well. They still have gun crime just not at a large scale massacre. Considering those are very rare already it really doesn't do much for the other amount of crime committed using illegal guns. This chart basically shoes an increase in homicide after the ban.



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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Gorlax]
    #21842824 - 06/22/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Oh yeah the UK is full of psychos that would rather chop someone up than shoot someone.

I blame that movie "doomsday" it was really big over there and now they got a bunch of "punk" thugs that talk with fruity accents.

over there they use medieval weapons. those fucking crazy bastards.


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Gorlax]
    #21842885 - 06/22/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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I take drugs like a fucking champion.




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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21843095 - 06/22/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

jim's a great ozzy comic love his material!, this subject is old though hicks coverd this in his revelations set in 93, amazing how little has changed in us laws, a recent thred underlined this with all those nucmber factoids


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: chameleon303]
    #21843190 - 06/22/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

got a link for that bill hicks set on guns? i don't think i have seen it but i feel like i have seen everything of bill hicks on the internet.

maybe i just forgot ive seen it?

damn drugs!


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Trichome_Delta9] * 1
    #21843292 - 06/22/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

haha it's the part where he ilustrates the same point about uk and us gun laws and how many deaths each countries had from guns

you dont boil pizza! is what i remember well

ive done my share but comedy always had its place in memories and i used to listen to bill a lot! though ive gone off him quite a bit now and stand up in general, listened to a lot

dont think ive seen this its a different set than the one i mentioned but same point



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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: chameleon303]
    #21843437 - 06/22/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That was great thanks for the post! everytime I see a new bill bit I get all warm and fuzzy inside.


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21843494 - 06/22/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

no problem i proberly have that in audio sicnce i have a tone of stuff burned off with some rare vids but i think they're all on youtube now, look up the halloween and us of advertising he did, a little without is raging stage presance takes live calls too


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: chameleon303]
    #21843540 - 06/22/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

looking it up now.

when I used to look up bill hicks bits they never had many to choose from mainly the same bits being shorter or longer than the rest.

bill hicks is me all time fav comedian.


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: chameleon303]
    #21843634 - 06/22/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just saw "relentless" in theaters. Certain theaters just did a quick one or two night showing.


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21843648 - 06/22/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

That sucked and was inaccurate as fuck


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: MattyBear]
    #21843649 - 06/22/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

you lucky fucker!

I wish I could see it in theatres with a bunch of other kicks fans!


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: BoomerMan420]
    #21843657 - 06/22/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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BoomerMan420 said:
That sucked and was inaccurate as fuck



what are you talking about?


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21843717 - 06/22/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy: at the amendment part. " You cannot change the second amendment!" " Yes you can. It's called an amendment" :lmafo:


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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: Ihateyou] * 1
    #21843887 - 06/22/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Ihateyou said:
:lolsy: at the amendment part. " You cannot change the second amendment!" " Yes you can. It's called an amendment" :lmafo:




that was the funniest thing he said i thnk

here's this,  halloween isn't on there in full but you can get it on myspleen, it was my first upload from vhs only there is a better copy i urge you to get, mine was a glitch tape after collecting dust for a few years haha, it earned me loads of ratio to start with being hicks material, if you need an invite let me know



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Re: This stand up comedian sums up perfectly why gun laws are crazy [Re: chameleon303]
    #21844194 - 06/23/15 12:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Its funny how people defend peoples right to gun massacres. Get rid of your guns, and i mean make them hard to get not flat out illegal(as in licenses). Like come on... really do you REALLY need to carry around military rifles and carry pistols as you would say a phone? atm I would agree with that. You fucked up your country by spreading your stupid guns to every idiot who wants one. Creating your stupid gun culture. Now I agree you need protection because everyone else has one. Although measure do need to be taken to get rid of this and get as much of it as possible at one stage or another. It will happen and you outta hope so, because when the world crumbles to whatever kills it or even just america crumbling its gunna be a warzone. Never will be consider a modern country when you give mentally ill people lethal weapons.


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