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When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen?
#21841226 - 06/22/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My guess in a year or 2
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#21841235 - 06/22/15 10:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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My guess is never.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: psi]
#21841253 - 06/22/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
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#21841267 - 06/22/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21841281 - 06/22/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said:
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psi said: My guess is never.
Nope...You ascend when you die. It is not possible to ascend while you are still in your body, other than physically leaving this planet on a space ship.
Those prophecies are bullshit.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21841283 - 06/22/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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STFU
It is possible to ascend while in human body
Here we talking about PLANETARY ascension
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant] 3
#21841285 - 06/22/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: My guess in a year or 2
Every time I see one of your threads this is all I can think about
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant] 1
#21841286 - 06/22/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: STFU
It is possible to ascend while in human body
Here we talking about PLANETARY ascension
Why are you mad bro? Did your butt buddy break up with you again?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21841289 - 06/22/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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Shroomslip said:
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psi said: My guess is never.
Nope...You ascend when you die. It is not possible to ascend while you are still in your body, other than physically leaving this planet on a space ship.
Those prophecies are bullshit.
Heaven is up, Hell is down. According to the Bible, all but like 7,000 people descend when they die.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21841299 - 06/22/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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desant said: STFU
It is possible to ascend while in human body
Here we talking about PLANETARY ascension
Why are you mad bro? Did your butt buddy break up with you again?
Im just speaking the holy truth, dont like it do business with someone else
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841303 - 06/22/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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source?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 2
#21841311 - 06/22/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: My guess in a year or 2
Every time I see one of your threads this is all I can think about

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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841338 - 06/22/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: STFU
It is possible to ascend while in human body
Here we talking about PLANETARY ascension
The same people who believe in 'planetary ascension' are the same people who believe in Niburu, they think its a starship, the home of the Reptilians. Some think there are colonies of every single alien race living on that 'ship planet' like the Death Star from star wars.
There a bunch of loons.
Yes aliens exist, yes Reptilians exist. But they live here on planet Earth and elsewhere. This universe and our solar system is literally like Star-Wars, full of fucking life.
Our planet will never 'ascend' and people wont ever float toward the sky magically. Thats illogical and stupid. Makes no fucking sense.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21841343 - 06/22/15 11:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Our planet will never 'ascend' and people wont ever float toward the sky magically. Thats illogical and stupid. Makes no fucking sense.
Ohh yes they will
And, floating up into the sky isnt how ascension works dill weed
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841348 - 06/22/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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We are ALL building a new dimension into which we will slip once the planet is ready
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#21841364 - 06/22/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You aren't allowed to insult other people if you believe in nonsense.
Feel free to believe whatever you want, but you shouldn't mock people who don't believe claims at face value.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841371 - 06/22/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: We are ALL building a new dimension into which we will slip once the planet is ready
If you think the human race is anywhere NEAR ready for any sort of ascension then clearly you have been gnawing too much tin foil. We haven't even figured out how to reliably feed and clothe everyone, and you think we're ready for some sort of dimensional shift?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21841376 - 06/22/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ohhh yea???
Do you believe in Cabal? and what there up to?
If you dont your sleeping bro.
If you think nothing is going on and we not going anywahere your wrong
Things are heating up, and once the shit is out of the way, Illuminati will Ascend and then The Planet will ascend too
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841379 - 06/22/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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source?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#21841387 - 06/22/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21841395 - 06/22/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: source?
Just 12 years of personal experiences in the occult
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#21841406 - 06/22/15 11:43 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I believe that humanity is doing the exact same thing we have been doing for the past 10,000 years. Living life as best we can, caring for our loved ones. Fighting and dying for what we believe is right. And trying to figure everything out as best as our ape minds will let us. Only difference is that now we have opened up lines of communication on a planetary scale, that allows ideas and concepts to spread faster than at any other point in history. Without that, we are the exact same apes who first figured out that round things roll, who first put a sharp rock on the end of a stick, who brewed the first beer, who nailed some Jewish guy to a tree for suggesting that we all just get along, and who first realized that there is something more beyond the horizon.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841408 - 06/22/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: source?
Just 12 years of personal experiences in the occult
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#21841418 - 06/22/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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laugh laugh all u wont, wont change a thing
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841424 - 06/22/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Ohhh yea???
Do you believe in Cabal? and what there up to?
If you dont your sleeping bro.
If you think nothing is going on and we not going anywahere your wrong
Things are heating up, and once the shit is out of the way, Illuminati will Ascend and then The Planet will ascend too
The only thing the human race is about to be ready for here soon is War.
And hey, we can both disagree with each others beliefs, but why do you go as far as to start calling me names? Such as dillweed. Discussing something, disagreeing, mocking or slamming beliefs is different than slamming the person. Your proving yourself immature.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841427 - 06/22/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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2 Timothy 3:1-5
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
Mark 13:32 - But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Matthew 24:7 - For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
Luke 21:11 - And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
Matthew 24:1-51
1 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to [him] for to shew him the buildings of the temple.
2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what [shall be] the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all [these things] must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
8 All these [are] the beginning of sorrows.
9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.
23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not.
24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
25 Behold, I have told you before.
26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, [he is] in the secret chambers; believe [it] not.
27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer [is] nigh:
33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, [even] at the doors.
34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
37 But as the days of Noe [were], so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two [women shall be] grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.
45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
46 Blessed [is] that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
49 And shall begin to smite [his] fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for [him], and in an hour that he is not aware of,
51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint [him] his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
1 Timothy 4:1 - Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
Luke 21:25 - And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
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Is Ghandi in hell?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Shiithead]
#21841470 - 06/22/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shiithead said: Whole bunch of apocalyptic scrupture
Number of years since prophecy was made during which the conditions where NOT met = 0 Number of times the conditions where met particularly well = 9+ Number of raptures to date = 0
Seriously, the conditions set forth in that prophecy are ALWAYS applicable. There is always famine, there is always drought, there is always war, there are always earthquakes and natural disasters, and there are always false prophets screaming about doom and gloom to take people's money. In the grand scheme of human history right now is even LESS likely to fit the bill. Starvation and poverty are at historic lows worldwide, education, literacy, and health care are on the rise. There are no major wars currently occurring, and while last year may have been a rough one for natural disasters it's nothing too far out of the ordinary for Earth. And somehow that is supposed to be a better fit for the end times than say, the mongol invasion, the viking age, any of the 5 crusades, world wars 1 and 2, and any other number of the major catastrophic wars in history?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21841576 - 06/22/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said: Is Ghandi in hell?

He did let his own wife die by not allowing her antibiotics. I'd say that's pretty fucked up.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21841580 - 06/22/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Have zappaisgod ask his Father upon most High. We will all have our answers.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Adden]
#21841585 - 06/22/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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How're you feeling after that fucked up trip Dys?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21841679 - 06/22/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think the Rapture will ever happen. I think it'd be cool if the CITY Rapture from Bioshock happened, though.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Apollyphelion] 1
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Lord have mercy on you nonbelievers souls. I'll be praying for you.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant] 1
#21841765 - 06/22/15 01:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Ohhh yea???
Do you believe in Cabal? and what there up to?
If you dont your sleeping bro.
If you think nothing is going on and we not going anywahere your wrong
Things are heating up, and once the shit is out of the way, Illuminati will Ascend and then The Planet will ascend too
they're up to**....you're sleeping bro****.....we're not going anywhere****, you're wrong***.....you even capitalized planet and the first ascend but not the second one 
like I'd take advice from you
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: psi]
#21841976 - 06/22/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21841979 - 06/22/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Void_Hawk]
#21842056 - 06/22/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: My guess is never.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: psi]
#21842069 - 06/22/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: My guess is never.
 I'm open to the possibility of Christianty being a real thing. Do you relise there's no mention of the rapture in the Bible anywhere in the scriptures? My advice is to know what you're talking about before you say it.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: D.M.T]
#21842160 - 06/22/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: source?
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
The Rapture is not in the Bible.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: basqueshaman]
#21842167 - 06/22/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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psi said: My guess is never.
 I'm open to the possibility of Christianty being a real thing. Do you relise there's no mention of the rapture in the Bible anywhere in the scriptures? My advice is to know what you're talking about before you say it. 
Ya beat me to it.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: lowbrow]
#21842168 - 06/22/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Something big is going to happen during the days of September 22nd-28th (2015)
Watch.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21842170 - 06/22/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tell me what it was on the 29th
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: koods]
#21842175 - 06/22/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: Tell me what it was on the 29th
Will do
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21842185 - 06/22/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, ALOT of big things are going to be occuring soon, and are occuring now.
But Jesus isnt coming back, and there will be no rapture OR ascension IMO.
EDIT: When Jesus returns he will 'crack the Eastern sky'. Look at the Globe, it does not make any sense, which way is East? East is a reference point which, standing on all parts of this planet, all lead in one direction, there is no specific location that that could possibly happen.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21842280 - 06/22/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This made me think that if and or when ascension happens . There is a possibility that the human body would me obsolete. We are self's atoms and matters that creates a soul/spirit thats vibrations are so high grabbing things is possible. Just a theory of a theory
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TEAMSESH]
#21842378 - 06/22/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I say I believe there is something big in the near future..im not talking about anything spiritual or biblical. Im talking about worldly disasters or major events.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21842429 - 06/22/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: When I say I believe there is something big in the near future..im not talking about anything spiritual or biblical. Im talking about worldly disasters or major events.
I agree.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: lowbrow] 1
#21842441 - 06/22/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: source?
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
The Rapture is not in the Bible.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: D.M.T] 1
#21842668 - 06/22/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh i thought this was a singularity thread. singularity in 2150
if its a jesus thread then never, there is no historical jesus and the bible is stone age sci-fi
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21842696 - 06/22/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: D.M.T]
#21842951 - 06/22/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Those prophecies are bullshit.
Heaven is up, Hell is down.
So by your reasoning you get sent to Atlanta if your bad and sent to Toronto If you're good. I can buy that.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: r00tuuu123] 1
#21842985 - 06/22/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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The rapture will never happen because humanity will be enslaved to the Reptilian overlords who live in the middle of the earth, thanks to the treaty that Eisenhower signed with them in 1954. OP, you really need to catch up with the times.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Detached]
#21843001 - 06/22/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: The rapture will never happen because humanity will be enslaved to the Reptilian overlords who live in the middle of the earth, thanks to the treaty that Eisenhower signed with them in 1954. OP, you really need to catch up with the times.
This made my night.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21843055 - 06/22/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i do agree i believe in the rapture as well if i had to choose id say within the next 20 years although noone knows the day or the hour. until then ill enjoy these shrooms    im a christian who believes in the bible not what people say and nowhere in the bible do i remember reading stay away from mushrooms and marijuana
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21843069 - 06/22/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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This guy believed in the rapture.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21843113 - 06/22/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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its better to believe in God and die to find out there isnt a god, than to live like there is no God and die to find out there is. Theres only one way to god which is thru jesus. i still do shrooms and still smoke weed i just have my own beliefs
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: D.M.T]
#21843132 - 06/22/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: Lord have mercy on you nonbelievers souls. I'll be praying for you.
seriously bro. They just dont understand. what are u taking shrooms for if you dont spiritually benefit from ur experience.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21843133 - 06/22/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you only believe in God because you're fearful of being wrong, I don't know if that is a good way to live life as a Christian.
The concept of Hell (or even an afterlife) is actually fairly new to Christianity.
I would suggest watching a documentary called Hellbound which really looks at how the whole concept is really just a racket. I know nobody will likely watch it but it is truly fascinating when you stop and really think about it.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: D.M.T]
#21843158 - 06/22/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T said: It's in there somewhere. You just have to believe.
Your being sarcastic, I'm assuming?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21843182 - 06/22/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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GuruKhan said: Theres only one way to god which is thru jesus.
Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard, and Ive heard it plenty of times.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21843230 - 06/22/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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GuruKhan said: Theres only one way to god which is thru jesus.
Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard, and Ive heard it plenty of times.

i heard that plenty of times as well but i wont deny the fact that im christian and if your not then in that case its on you, leave me to my beliefs and ill leave you to yours.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Detached]
#21843257 - 06/22/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Detached said: If you only believe in God because you're fearful of being wrong, I don't know if that is a good way to live life as a Christian.
but its a good start
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21843290 - 06/22/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's a form of enslavement. Far from being 'enlightened.'
I don't have any problem against Christianity or religion for that matter. I recognize the need for faith and spirituality. It is human nature to desire a belonging to something that is greater than one's self. That is how cults work.
But sometimes it's healthier to question the intentions of one's beliefs.
If God is an almighty ever-loving being of light, why would he send anyone to hell for eternal misery? Everyone can be saved per the good book. That right there should indicate that the idea of hell is illogical.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Detached]
#21843352 - 06/22/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think about that stuff time and time again and every time i stray away im reminded of all the miracles ive witnessed. i do have to thank you though for replying in a sensible manner instead of flaming me calling me a dumb ass or some shit
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21843375 - 06/22/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you have Netflix, check out that documentary. It's well worth a watch if these type of questions really make you wonder.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Detached]
#21845131 - 06/23/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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First we revive the illuminati Clean up / work out karma Then we launch the planetary ascension
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21845221 - 06/23/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21845353 - 06/23/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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In the coming 3 days I will ascend, but its only a brb. The phoenix will rise out of its ashes.
For most of you it either happened or will before 2020
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Asante]
#21845587 - 06/23/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Do not confuse ego death with body/soul ascension
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
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__________________ / \ Message of Jesus------------ Most People's Heads -------------------------------
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Detached]
#21846292 - 06/23/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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thanks im watching it now
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: GuruKhan]
#21847911 - 06/23/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21847926 - 06/23/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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That really happend?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
#21847949 - 06/23/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
#21847962 - 06/23/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lol yes,shit was funny. I don't think the rapture would happen soon even If I believed in it. People have been thinking the "end days" have come for 10,000s of years.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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The end already came you fools. We're living in hell already.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21847981 - 06/23/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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what is the difference?
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TNK]
#21848069 - 06/23/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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One is real, the other isn't.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21848073 - 06/23/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow man, lol I wish I found this website ten years ago. There is some characters here.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
#21848079 - 06/23/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Since the first man saw the first sunset we have been predicting that one day it would fail to rise.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21849114 - 06/24/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

Wow. And he still believes it.
EDIT: Ive seen all the information about ascension, I also read the book "A New Order of the Ages". At the time, for a short period, I found it fascinating and interesting. But it is unrealistic and doesnt make any sense.
This world and others have existed for an extremely long period of time, and its not going to end and have humans float up. Humans are not that divine that we will all ascend. That means that any other creatures on planet Earth would too. This world is the way it is and it will be until our solar system dies.
Edited by MajickMuffin (06/24/15 06:34 AM)
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21849194 - 06/24/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

So.... This isn't a troll thread?
This dude is serious about the whole Rapture thing?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam] 1
#21849341 - 06/24/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Homo sapiens have been around for 200,000 years. Others in our genus include H. Habilis (2 million years ago), H. Erectus (2 million years ago), H. Ergaster (1.5 million years ago), H. neanderthalensis (350,000 years ago), and many others (H. antecessor, H. gautengensis, H. rudolfensis, H. cepranensis, H. tsaichangensis, etc.).
Around the time H. Habilis evolved Australopithecus afarensis went extinct. Australopithecus afarensis lived from 4 million years ago to 2 million years ago. They looked like this:

Think about that. One species of an early human-like ape-like bipedal creature roaming around the savana, using tools, and getting by for MILLY-YONS OF YEARS. The story of how we evolved is reality-based, and a million times more profound than the fairy tales made up just a few thousand years ago by retards that lived on a tiny dot of land in the desert with no knowledge of electricity, chemistry, hygiene, medicine, physics, math, etc. They were distgusting barbaric fools that probably took the crap in the Old Testament seriously and killed people for gathering sticks on the Sabbath. Grow up and use your brain.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Confucian]
#21849397 - 06/24/15 08:35 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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^ Damn, Lucy was hawt.
Seriously though, the main problem I have with the whole thing is this, most humans who have existed lived before Jesus was theoretically born. The only way into heaven according to Christians is to accept Jesus as your lord and savior. So most people, who never even had the option to do so are being tormented for eternity, basically for the misfortune of being born at the wrong time?
Sounds like a just loving god to me.
Or some Buddhist, who lived their whole life being helpful and kind, is in hell because they didn't believe, when they may night have even heard of Christianity in their whole life.
That type of thinking is just so incredibly closed minded.
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849416 - 06/24/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said:
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

So.... This isn't a troll thread?
This dude is serious about the whole Rapture thing?

yes, he's dead serious lmao
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849424 - 06/24/15 08:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Praise HIM! : :
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21849430 - 06/24/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849444 - 06/24/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849557 - 06/24/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Toe_Jam said:

I love how adult swim shows make fun of Bush, funny as fuck
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21849588 - 06/24/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

ahahaha oh man I would pay good money to have seen his face that day he realized he was completely retarded and moved for no reason and he was hoaxed
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
#21849787 - 06/24/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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MinnesnowtaNice said: That really happend?
Nope
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21849806 - 06/24/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Dark_Star said: Anyone else remember when OP got so obsessed with 2012 that he moved to another country to form a group/prepare for the ascension of human consciousness which never happened? Now he's posting this thread.

ahahaha oh man I would pay good money to have seen his face that day he realized he was completely retarded and moved for no reason and he was hoaxed
First of all i didnt move anywhere
Second i knew long before 2012 that ascension will happen at unknown day
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21849814 - 06/24/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Toe_Jam]
#21849825 - 06/24/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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So, desant, seriously, you believe the whole, "You need Jesus to get to heaven" rap?
Because, please, if you really do, explain this.
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Toe_Jam said:
Seriously though, the main problem I have with the whole thing is this, most humans who have existed lived before Jesus was theoretically born. The only way into heaven according to Christians is to accept Jesus as your lord and savior. So most people, who never even had the option to do so are being tormented for eternity, basically for the misfortune of being born at the wrong time?
Sounds like a just loving god to me.
Or some Buddhist, who lived their whole life being helpful and kind, is in hell because they didn't believe, when they may night have even heard of Christianity in their whole life.
That type of thinking is just so incredibly closed minded.
What is your take on that? God just casts people into hell for not being a part of a specific club, yet is somehow equipped with infinite mercy?
Isn't that contradictory?
-------------------- God lay his finger at the Mouth of the Serpent March 1984   A pleasing land of drowsy head it was, Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye, And of gay castles in the clouds that pass, For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21850113 - 06/24/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead 

Dude fuck religion, stop worrying about what some higher power thinks of you and just live good and pure for yourself, nobody else.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21850403 - 06/24/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said: Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead 
Think about my soul? The only being that has the right to judge souls is oneself. My kharma would become even more positive for mocking your stupid ass. Youve been hoaxed dude. That information is so false, open your mind and consider other, ideas, for your own souls health. You ascend when you die. You will NEVER see ascension in your body, it does not exist.
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desant
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#21858573 - 06/26/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You will NEVER see ascension in your body, it does not exist.
Frigging bullshit
You dont know what you talking about so be quiet
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Edited by desant (06/26/15 07:01 AM)
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21858646 - 06/26/15 05:49 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Jesus doesn't love you anymore. He's fucking someone else bro.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant]
#21858676 - 06/26/15 06:14 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bullshit. You posted about it in the spirituality forum, and then tried to dodge it when I brought it up after 2012 never happened.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Dark_Star]
#21858683 - 06/26/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I didnt read all the replies but .... well I dont know about the whole rapture thing, but sounds like scary times. Anyhoo, I definitely felt like I "ascended" or "died" on ayahuasca tea. I took way too big of a dose. Definitely left the body several times
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#21858730 - 06/26/15 07:01 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anyhoo, I definitely felt like I "ascended" or "died" on ayahuasca tea.
Once again do not confuse planetary ascension, body/soul ascension and entheogen ego death. All very different things
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: desant] 1
#21858738 - 06/26/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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desant said:
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You will NEVER see ascension in your body, it does not exist.
Frigging bullshit
You dont know what you talking about so be quiet
No offense but this entire thread proves you don't know what you're talking about either.
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Re: When do u think Ascension / Rapture will happen? [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#21858739 - 06/26/15 07:06 AM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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desant said: Rather than moking me, think about yourself, how is your soul? how is your karma? Will you ascend with righteous people. My guess is not, you wont be joining us when the day comes. A special place awaits you instead
Think about my soul? The only being that has the right to judge souls is oneself. My kharma would become even more positive for mocking your stupid ass. Youve been hoaxed dude. That information is so false, open your mind and consider other, ideas, for your own souls health. You ascend when you die. You will NEVER see ascension in your body, it does not exist.
I had an awakening in 2012, but it's true you will never believe in it until you have one :-P
But other than that I have no idea what OP is speaking about, except I've seen many zombies in my city, 50% of people on my age are zombies here it seems
Nothing is good, all is crap, and no emotions
I've also seen quite a few people awaken a bit, if one person awakens, all people around that person awakens
So 1 person affects 10 or 100 persons, that's when things happen
Lots of people have awakening symptoms without knowing it these days..
Don't take anything your bible says for granted, it's a cool story with many truths, but don't overtrust it Don't take your religion for granted either / transhumanism / new age etc. - many are cults based on ego love for their "spirituality"
An awakened person is not in doubt because it will be hell initially, for a long long time They also don't need to seek out cults, people come to them when they're ready
I'm the opposite person of in 2012, in every way possible in my life, every day since Nobody would recognize me, not by appearance, not by any of my words, not by what I do for a living
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